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ree * 28 * badass surgeon

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“Okay, I’m going to pretend you didn’t just say that.” Ria replied, with a small amused smile. “I’m 28, you bitch.” She laughed.

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“Maybe. But, he better be good and age appropriate. No interns, okay?”

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“Ugh, I guess you’re right.” Ria sighed. “But, who has the time to find a decent guy?”

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“You know what? I just might.” She joked.

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“I’m sure your girlfriend would love to hear you say that.” Ria smirked.

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“I don’t want a boyfriend, Mia.” Ria replied with a shrug. “They’re not all bad. Remember the paramedic? He was good, until he asked me meet his mom.” She shuddered at the memory. Meeting parents was definitely not her thing. 

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“As tempting as that offer is,” Ria smirked. “I’ll have to decline.”

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“I feel like you should never say that again. Anyone can sing Beyonce songs.” She laughed. “That’s my main goal in life - to inspire my baby sister.” Ria smirked. “Honey - I doubt guys are staying away from you. You have always had a long line of suitors - even in high school.” She reminded her sister. “But staying single is smart.”

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“Yes, Jules! That’s the spirit!” Ria grinned. “2037: Year of the single ladies. Let’s just sing Beyonce songs and be happy.” She sighed. “If only. I like dating too much.” She laughed. “Jules, how did you get so smart? Staying away from guys. When I was an intern I was a complete hoe.”

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“Screw that. A true gentleman would at least wait until I fell asleep.” She replied. “Jules, boys are awful, why are they even a thing?” Ria said with a roll of her eyes. “Enough about my horrific love life. What about you? Are you seeing anyone?”

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“Thanks, Brody. But, I am hoping it won’t happen again. I’m freaking great in bed - I just need to find someone who appreciates me.” She replied with a chuckle. “Anyway, the cop is definitely out of the picture. I deserve better then being second to a freaking app.”

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“Me? Meeting someone online?” Ria laughed. “You should know by now that I’m far too old fashioned for that.”

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“I know, it’s bad.” Ria said with a shake of her head. She was a serial dater, but when it comes to actual relationships- she’s a disaster. “They really don’t! Like I’m starting to think I’m gonna die a spinster!”

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“He’s like 30-something.” Ria replied with a roll of here eyes. “And he’s a cop. I met him here. I really wish I hadn’t.” She laughed.

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“ so this guy i’ve been seeing ” ria began talking to her friend, at the nurses station on the surgical floor. “ we had our fourth date last night and everything was going really r e a l l y well, and we went back to his place and…y’know ” she explained awkwardly, lowering her voice at the last word “ then literally as soon as we finished, he grabs his phone and starts playing candy crush. like, who does that? ” she said while using her wild hand gestures.