Dr ████ Roth

"Huh? Can I help you with something?" Current status: Active/ broke nose. M!A: open ( Independent SCP RP blog. Contains horror/gore/violence. )

[dr-roth]

Gurgle

[alcoholicscientist-deactivated2]

Loaded question. This might be a good way to start.

Put ‘loaded question’ in my inbox:

And I’ll generate a number 1-45 for a question my muse will ask yours. Angst, fluff, smut, humor, etc.

8.) “Can I ask you something serious?”

[dr-roth]

West looked up in a sort of ‘Are you kidding me’ kind of way. His brows raising as he shuffled some paperwork about, the pile was slowly growing the longer Rick was here. With everything he’d heard from this man, it was hard to take anything that came out his stinky ass mouth seriously.

Unfortunately it was not his place to sit and complain. He had to listen to the ramblings of this mad old man. West had to record it and take everything seriously. He’d seen stranger than this before but this case was taking the biscuit. It was going to be a long night.

“So far we’ve gotten nothing but a string of rambling from you. So yes, please. Do ask something SERIOUS.”

[dr-roth]

Hey Rothles, hear you got Updog, gimme five! *holds up their hand for a high five*

The doctor stands here looking unimpressed with the situation before him. He doesn’t raise his hand to highfive the d-class but keeps his hands down at his sides “If you think I’m going to amuse you by asking ‘What is updog’ then you’ve got another thing coming”

Roth pinches the brow of his nose and sighs out “Go back to your cell, D-class”

[scpsmagicalgirl-blog]

dr-roth:

scpsmagicalgirl:

They stand there with their arm in the air for a little while, then switch to waggling double pistols at him while grinning widely.  “You still said it, Doc!  I count it as a win.”

“My cell is boring, I don’t wanna go back.  You can only sink so many hours into tumblr before it gets old.“

“I don’t have time to be standing around with a skimpy dressed woman” He grumbles and turns away, starting to walk off with little to no interest “And I’m not sure who gave you internet access but that’s one thing I’ll be sure to et cut off“

“Well, I could be a dude in a jumpsuit if you prefer.”  They shrug, folding their hands behind their back as they follow him.  As if he was going to get away that easily.  “And Dr. Lex did.  It was either that, or I lay around his office all day, annoying him.  This way, I lay around my cell all day, annoying people who aren’t him!”

[dr-roth]

“I’d rather you were just gone right now” He sneers, hearing the d-class walking behind him to follow “I’d shoot you but I’m guessing you’re going to come out with something like ‘i can’t be shot’ “

[dr-roth]

Hey Rothles, hear you got Updog, gimme five! *holds up their hand for a high five*

The doctor stands here looking unimpressed with the situation before him. He doesn’t raise his hand to highfive the d-class but keeps his hands down at his sides “If you think I’m going to amuse you by asking ‘What is updog’ then you’ve got another thing coming”

Roth pinches the brow of his nose and sighs out “Go back to your cell, D-class”

[scpsmagicalgirl-blog]

They stand there with their arm in the air for a little while, then switch to waggling double pistols at him while grinning widely.  “You still said it, Doc!  I count it as a win.”

“My cell is boring, I don’t wanna go back.  You can only sink so many hours into tumblr before it gets old.“

[dr-roth]

“I don’t have time to be standing around with a skimpy dressed woman” He grumbles and turns away, starting to walk off with little to no interest “And I’m not sure who gave you internet access but that’s one thing I’ll be sure to et cut off“

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Masquerade AU Starter Sentences

“I feel like I know you.”

“I have to leave at midnight”

“Are you going to leave a shoe behind for me to find you?”

“I’ll take my mask off only if you can guess my name.”

“I know you, but you don’t know me.”

“I don’t think I know you.”

“Have we met before?”

“Your eyes are breathtakingly beautiful behind that mask!”

“Care to dance?”

“So I guess this is the wallflower section?”

“Punch?”

“I can’t dance.”

“You’re doing a lovely job.”

“Ow! You stepped on my foot.”

“Don’t step on my skirts”

“This corset is so tight.”

“You look handsome tonight.”

“You look beautiful tonight.”

“That’s a lovely dress.”

“That dress shows off all the right curves.”

“I never thought I’d see you in a tux.”

“You look great in a tux.”

“Her dress must have cost her thousands.”

“Some people go so overboard with these things.”

“Can I see who you are beneath the mask?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Stop looking at your feet and look at me.”

“I feel like I’m hobnobbing with royalty here.”

“I’ve never worn anything this fancy before.”

“Can you guess who I am?”

“You can take off my mask.”

“You have to promise not to be upset when I take off the mask.”

“These shoes are leaving blisters!”

“I feel like I’m in a fairy tale.”

“I feel like I’m in a nightmare.”

[dr-roth]

Quality M!A Masterlist

----- Physical M!As -----

Time Warp: Muse is suddenly a specified age.

Equipment Change: Muse is suddenly a specified gender.

Pinch And Drag: Muse is suddenly a specified size.

Odd Organism: Muse is turned into a specified animal.

Odder Organism: Muse is turned into a specified monster.

Beep Boop: Muse is turned into a robot. If muse is normally a robot, they are now a living being.

Spirit Door: Muse is turned into a ghost. If muse is normally a ghost, they are now alive.

Oh Hell No: Muse is split into good and evil versions of themself.

Assimilation: Muse now has specified robotic features or components.

Flutter: Muse now has wings of a specified size.

Name It: A specified physical feature of the muse's is now very different.

----- Personality M!As -----

Abloo Bloo: Muse can't stop crying.

ESAD: Muse suddenly despises a specified person or thing.

Obsession: Muse cannot stop thinking about a specified person or thing.

Rustled Jimmies: Muse is rebellious and easily angered.

Game Over Man: Muse is now terrified of a specified thing.

----- Abilities and Afflictions -----

3D Motion: Muse can now fly.

Lights Out: Muse cannot see.

Muted Speakers: Muse cannot hear.

Muted Mic: Muse has no voice and can't make a sound.

Heavy Chest: Muse suddenly has difficulty breathing.

S.S. Stutter: Muse now speaks with a s-severe stu-stutt-t-ter.

Nerve Pain: Muse is struck by intense, constant pain which nothing can alleviate.

Sucky Symptoms: Muse becomes miserably ill with specified symptoms.

Woop Bang Crash: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance.

Bonk Smack Thump: Muse suddenly loses all feeling in their limbs.

Pshhh Naw: Muse is now completely drunk.

Truth Obsession: Muse either cannot lie, or they cannot stop lying.

Dancing On The Ceiling: Muse is somehow unaffected by gravity.

No Survivors: Muse is suddenly on a murderous rampage.

Seadweller: Muse is now aquatic and cannot survive out of water.

400 Blankets: Muse is now freezing cold and can't seem to get warm.

Shouldn't Have Said That: Muse has lost their verbal filter and now blurts whatever comes to mind.

Thirsty: Muse is now a blood-drinker. They don't get fangs or special abilities, but they must now find blood to drink or they will starve. Other food and drink makes them vomit.

Just Not Your Day: A tiny storm cloud follows muse around and rains on them at specified times.

----- Interactive M!As -----

I Feel Strange: Muse swaps personalities with a specified person.

I Look Strange: Muse swaps bodies with a specified person.

Hey Whatcha Doin: Muse is compelled to follow a specified person around and can't leave them alone.

TMI Warning: Muse is compelled to confess an opinion or feeling they have about anyone they speak to.

[dr-roth]

Hey Rothles, hear you got Updog, gimme five! *holds up their hand for a high five*

The doctor stands here looking unimpressed with the situation before him. He doesn’t raise his hand to highfive the d-class but keeps his hands down at his sides “If you think I’m going to amuse you by asking ‘What is updog’ then you’ve got another thing coming”

Roth pinches the brow of his nose and sighs out “Go back to your cell, D-class”

[toxixpumpkin]

Ridiculous Sentence Prompts

“Who wouldn’t be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!”

“I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“ 

“Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”

“Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?”

“The skirt is short on purpose.”

“I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people.”

“So why did I have to punch that guy?”

“I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”

“I hope you know that my name is actually ________.”

“Please stop petting the test subjects. ”

“That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.”

“Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle" 

“So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it.”

“Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”

“I’m like 75% this won’t explode on us.”

“You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”

“I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”

“I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.”

[dr-roth]

Blorp. I am here and ready to RP )

[dr-roth]

#watching 173 and 106#like what

[scpsmagicalgirl-blog]

[dr-roth]

[dr-roth]

“The skirt is short on purpose.”

“I’m pretty sure that 90% of staff know you have no long skirts...”

[toxixpumpkin]

Ridiculous Sentence Prompts

“Who wouldn’t be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!”

“I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“ 

“Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”

“Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?”

“The skirt is short on purpose.”

“I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people.”

“So why did I have to punch that guy?”

“I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”

“I hope you know that my name is actually ________.”

“Please stop petting the test subjects. ”

“That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.”

“Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle" 

“So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it.”

“Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”

“I’m like 75% this won’t explode on us.”

“You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”

“I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”

“I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.”

[dr-roth]

Augh-- I think I ate some bad food or something. My stomach is turning like a damn washing machine got in it.

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

*boops nose*

*Leans head back awkwardly, touching hte gears is not allowed except for authorized individuals, please take a message and we will place you on the waiting list, he is very discomfort*

[dr-roth]

*doge face*

[dr-roth]

whatyearisthis

[dr-roth]

Heyyyy rothy, could you help me with this paperwork pleasssse. ~dr-moth

Depends on what you need...

[dr-roth]

"Draw pictures with me?" 053 asks, holding up a stack of blank paper. ouo

West blinks and stares at the girl, he tipped his head and nods a bit “What do you want to draw?” He smiles and sits himself down on the floor. “I use to draw but I think I’ve gotten rusty now.”