Dr.Snapple

My assistant kept telling me to download this He/him, multiverse doctor for unhinged diseases

[dr-snapple]

Hello all tumblr users

My name is Dr. Snapple,

I am a universal doctor whom cures and/treats unseen diseases

You can ask questions about the diseases I have seen/ studied.

[dr-snapple]

Who are these people??

[dr-snapple]

Who the fuck is this?

[dr-snapple]

WHY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK AM I A FURRY THE FUVK

[archfey42]

A what?

I swear, is all of today just going to be you all saying things I do not understand?

[dr-snapple]

Bipedal animal

[archfey42]

Huh.

How neat?

[dr-snapple]

How do I go back

[dr-snapple]

WHY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK AM I A FURRY THE FUVK

[archfey42]

A what?

I swear, is all of today just going to be you all saying things I do not understand?

[dr-snapple]

Bipedal animal

[dr-snapple]

WHY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK AM I A FURRY THE FUVK

[dr-snapple]

They have me trapped the angel and the demon :(

[naproxenor-something]

no!! I’m just showing you a pet snake :)

[dr-snapple]

yeah! Yeah I’m fine “:>

[naproxenor-something]

:-)

[archfey42]

Aw, may I join?

I've awoken to the idea of sharing.

Plus sharing is caring, and I care about you two

and you know he's rightfully m i n e.

[naproxenor-something]

who let you watch The Backyardigans or smth

[dr-snapple]

Ok but The Backyardigains was good

[dr-snapple]

The one I speak of was smart enough to not use names

If you enquire he introduced herself as simply

"The Whore"

Edwin????

[archfey42]

That's his name?

Oddly familiar but I do not know from where.

[dr-snapple]

Ah yeah I knew him we kinda were friends for a while I used to be his doctor

Erm idk where he went tho

[dr-snapple]

The one I speak of was smart enough to not use names

If you enquire he introduced herself as simply

"The Whore"

Edwin????

[dr-snapple]

One I am not high

Two where are you?

I just wanted to play.

Maybe I'll just join whatever they are doing.

-Zircon

I have no idea where am rn :3 ask them

[dr-snapple]

They have me trapped the angel and the demon :(

[naproxenor-something]

no!! I’m just showing you a pet snake :)

[dr-snapple]

yeah! Yeah I’m fine “:>

[archfey42]

On the one lost in space

I remember that time way back when that one person

Showed up in my lands

He was lost, without any items

He spoke of far-off lands where she ruled and loved

Then he spoke of her afterlife where he built to his heart's content

But all of that was gone, and now he had nothing, and he was whisked away into my domain to live a new life again

It was curious, with the looks, the antenna, and the penchant for jumping through space one would even think that she was a fairy, like us

Now some say he had nowhere to turn, so the Glittering Court took them in

I still wonder what he is doing even in these dusks and dawns

[dr-snapple]

Are you like

High

[dr-snapple]

They have me trapped the angel and the demon :(

[archfey42]

Ugh...

[dr-snapple]

Srry :333

[dr-snapple]

They have me trapped the angel and the demon :(

[dr-snapple]

Hmmm.

I grow tired of my own games.

Give up on the trial.

I'll just get you myself.

I’m not there

:[[[[

Someone got to me first

[dr-snapple]

Oh, uh, if it gets too bad, I know a way of killing them.

- Singularity

I don’t think I can really

I’m kinda at a enormous disadvantage here

[dr-snapple]

If I had a nickel for every time I felt death I would have 3 nickels which isn’t much but it’s strange how it happened 3 times

*4 times

[archfey42]

Wanna make it five?

[dr-snapple]

Not really but I don’t really have much of an opinion here do it?