[lingrix]

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

[drinkpisspissblood]

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

[drinkpisspissblood]

She keeps hanging this shit up around the house

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

[drinkpisspissblood]

We’re at her dads house it looks like this

[musicexhibition]

Visit Original Link

Long ago And oh so far away I fell in love with you

[mycaptaintazer]

I’ve never identified with something more than this

[pi-la]

[rechords-moved]

no offense but i want every little kid to be safe and have a good childhood

[dr0flow]

Interviewer: So, Mr Loaf...

Meat Loaf: please, call me meat

[elarogers]

[strangeasanjles-deactivated2019]

elarogers:

Oh, wow.

[idealcat-deactivated20181202]

[dr0flow]

[dr0flow]

We're in luuuuuv @litasiali

[dr0flow]

Because 40 hours a week together just isn't enough 😂👯 (at Wesselman Nature Society)

[dr0flow]

👯 (at Bar Louie)

[dr0flow]

🏒 (at Ford Center)

[dr0flow]

Caught us some rill nice Pokemon today 😎 (at Downtown Newburgh)

[dr0flow]

🥃🥂🍻🎉🎂 (at KC's Time Out Lounge and Grill)

[dubiousruffian]

I’ll 👏 ship 👏 whatever 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 I 👏 want 👏 thanks

[friendly-mutant-deactivated2021]

Actually 👏 many 👏 postal 👏 services👏 have 👏 rules 👏 and 👏 regulations 👏 on 👏 what 👏 you 👏 can 👏 and 👏 cannot 👏 ship 👏 many 👏 regulations 👏 depend 👏 on 👏 the 👏 destination 👏 weight 👏 and 👏 content 👏