grace & frankie sentence meme.
❛ I gained another pound today. But I think it’s a pound of knowledge. ❛
❛ You are in need of some serious cheering up. ❛
❛ Since you are so up, there’s a homeostatic balance. ❛
❛ I’m sorry, but I refuse to be irrelevant. ❛
❛ We’ve got a superpower! ❛
❛ I lost both my virginities in this house, it’s MY house. ❛
❛ Have you ever wondered if Ben and Jerry make more than ice cream together? ❛
❛ How the hell would I know? ❛
❛ Your anger is frightening the sand. ❛
❛ Am I supposed to be able to smell color? ❛
❛ I played by all the rules! ❛
❛ Why didn’t you tell me there aren’t any rules? ❛
❛ I must have half the beach on my vagina ❛
❛ Oh my God, what am I going to tell my kids? ❛
❛ If anyone’s going to sit on Ryan Gosling’s face, it’s gonna be me! ❛
❛ What brand would you smoke if your husband turned out to be gay? ❛
❛ Is there anything we can do? ❛
❛ Well I… I was happy enough. ❛
❛ Would have been easier if you’d died. ❛
❛ I can’t remember the last time I slept without you. ❛
❛ [ name ] is probably going to ask you to do an interpretive dance. ❛
❛ This is harder than you said it would be. ❛
❛ Anyone who can do this is a powerful witch. ❛
❛ Does he smell like a cat? Does he have a cat? Is he a cat? ❛
❛ Go to a different fucking movie! ❛
❛ Are you really staying in again? ❛
❛ I yelled at a Golden Retriever last night and I’m still a little torn up about it. ❛
❛ I want nine million dollars ❛
[ puts vodka into watermellow ] ❛ I’m cooking ❛
❛ That’s a lubricant? I’ve been putting that on my toast! ❛
❛ I can’t [ do something ], I broke my hip. ❛
❛ I’m engaging with all the people in Internet-land. ❛
❛ Oh, my Lord, sexy and gorgeous! ❛
❛ Excuse me, you have to get down! ❛
❛ Do any of you bitches have some gum? ❛
❛ You know what they say about drinking alone? ❛
❛ Okay, stand back, I’m about to lose my shit. ❛