Draco-Meteor-Shower

Guess who used to be a themed blog.

[draco-meteor-shower]

At the Justice League Headquarters

Batman: So what do you do?

Aquaman: I fight all the villains of the sea.

Batman: I've never heard of any villains in the sea.

Aquaman: yeah

Aquaman: because I do my JOB

[yikity-yak]

[captainpiika]

Art trade with @keejot! We drew each other’s favourite Pokémon!

[twitterlols]

me

[sonoanthony]

Lmfao

[accelgor]

game freak (creating gen 5): man i bet everyone’s tired of all the same old pokemon, let’s not put any of them in our new game

pokemon fans (playing gen 5): what the FUCK is that ice cream piece of shit

game freak (creating gens 6 & 7): ok nvm fuck it. give mewtwo and charizard 2 forms. alakazam gets a beard and 6 spoons. waiT hold up try using the stretch tool on exeggutor’s neck. oh that’s perfect they’re gonna love it

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[shelgon]

It has been confirmed that the next batch of Pokémon Sun & Moon information is to be released on the official sites on August 1st at 22:00 JST, which is 14:00 BST, 15:00 CEST, 09:00 EDT & 06:00 PDT

Source: Serebii

[shelgon]

TOMORROW!!

[nileboy-deactivated20160821]

would you rather have amazing skin or blue eyes?

amazing skin tf???? what i need blue eyes for???????

[cheauxcobo]

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

[methlord-deactivated20210607]

no drugs can compare to the high i get when i finally understand something in math class

[alubenket]

two guys being dorks

[weloveshortvideos]

[sourisms]

adorable

[amoying]

This such pure ™ content

[skankplisskenmoved]

I NEVER KNEW THE REASON THE NEPHEWS WERE LEFT WITH SCROOGE WAS BECAUSE DONALD HAD TO LITERALLY GO OFF WITH THE NAVY LIKE

I THOUGHT THE SAILOR GET UP WAS FOR SHOW IT DIDN’T OCCUR TO ME THAT DONALD WAS WITH THE US ARMED FORCES 

[nebulouslyra]

#thank you donald for keeping our country safe

[n1ghtm4r3-p01s0n]

He also fought in the war, hence is short temper. No joke, Disney confirmed this in a fucking comic of Donald sleep walking then being woke up by firecrackers which he believes is mines in a mine field. No joke.

[haveyoubeentobahia]

The US government promoted donald duck to the rank of sergeant and gave him an honorable discharge from the military in 1984 in honor of his (animated propaganda) participation in WWII

[1-800-fuckyou]

my history of animation professor told us that he had to fill out special forms to look at and recieve donald duck’s us military history, at which point he mentioned how he had to take a step back from his life and question all of his choices

[heiru]

The fuck.

[thedstrider]

IT FITS SO WELL IM SCREAMING

[tea-bagging-jones]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT STOP

WHY DOES IT FIT SO WELL

[artsy-theo]

328, 329, and 330

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s pretty rare to use an entire pen without losing it first. On the other hand, It’s pretty common to find a pen already out of ink, so it’s a paradox in a way.