HAPPY B O Y Z

Tom ¦ They/He ¦ 20 ¦ INFJ ¦ 3DS FC:4012-4142-8327

[cozyqueen]

[natehankz]

she doesn’t have the range

[sdadus]

“Paul McCartney.” “She doesn’t have the range.”

[harpyhormones]

anyways its not coincidental that freaks like trilizard are going hard in on defending memecucker

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[dslitemoved-deactivated20190720]

onision somehow got uglier

[dslitemoved-deactivated20190720]

snakes are manifesting in my house 

[fork-a-nature]

You and me could rule this city spiderman

[blankvhs]

WHAT A CHAMP

[paulyappleseed-deactivated20161]

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

Why tiptoe into hell when you can backflip into a cannonball. I like Mackenzie’s style.

[hershuargames]

The Legend Begins

[mens-rights-activia]

What if I told y’all the earth was a skinny legend and her waist was snatched to the gods. Then would y’all finally stan her and do more to fight global warming??? 🤔🤔🤔

[pissyelliott]

oh you want us to stan earth? name any of her number one singles……. that’s what i thought.

[mens-rights-activia]

I’m pretty sure Earth’s number one single is you, since no one wants to date a clown

[tchannel]

[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[inksplit]

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

[strengthins0lidarity]

Self-fulfilling prophecy.

[therealsideoffeminism]

Lmao what? It’s literally the other way around. Christ, women are getting so weak these days

[cooltrainerzero]

Nicely done, sir.

[thatredbean]

[darksilenceinsuburbia]

Hans Hemmert

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

this feels like a furry thing

[scaliepost-generator]

“hey bro whats your fursona” “vague yellow mass”

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

it’s not implausible and you know it

[blockheadjnr]

My mom has an Echo and every time I walk into my moms house I say “Hey Alexis! Play a high pitch sound!” And it goes “Ok. Playing High Pitch Sound 7” and lets out this screech for 2 minutes and my entire family hates it

[mistergandalf-deactivated201601]

one of my favorite lotr facts is that gondorians speak sindarin as a first language and yet when faramir was talking to frodo and sam about cirith ungol he was like “we don’t know what’s in there.” like faramir. cirith ungol is sindarin for “pass of the spider.” do the math

[mistergandalf-deactivated201601]

some of my favorite tags on this post

[theelvenkingshalls]

Don’t forget that Frodo also speaks Sindarin, which makes this even worse.

Faramir: Hey, don’t go up the Spider Stairs.

Frodo: Why? What’s up the Spider Stairs?

Faramir: We don’t know, Frodo. We just don’t know.

[revelryinthememes]

Villains: We have your son.

All Might: I don’t have a son..?

Villains: Then who started crying when we ripped his All Might hoodie?

All Might: Oh my God you have my son-

[ronandhermy]

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

[hip-hip-bourree-deactivated2021]

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

[odin-n-out]

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

[sub-ignis]

Did yours have stamps?

[blasphemousonmain]

[swarnpert]

if you think shoplifting is bad you should see what our government is doing