CEO OF DRAGONS

i review dragons! video games, movies, ocs, if its a dragon i will tell you my thoughts on them :]

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HELLO!!!! this blog is inspired by @vg-bird-reviews and ran by @snickeringdragon !

i review and rate dragons from media and the such! i mean id rate a real dragon too but im not sure youll be able to find one of those.

to answer the question "what counts as a dragon?", whatever your heart desires! if you arent sure it counts or not, send it anyways! ill rate it even if i think it shouldnt count, dragons are anything!

feel free to submit via asked or submissions! it doesnt really matter in the end lol. if youd like youre encouraged to share fun facts or lore about the character since i obviously dont know every dragon ever. yet.

posts that arent reviews will be tagged "not review", posts that ARE reviews but i personally dont deem draconid enough will be tagged "dragonish review", and reviews that everyone agrees is a dragon will be tagged "dragon review". any review will also be tagged with simply "review"

oh by the way. my sona (as seen above) is a 10/10. i rule

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looking through my rates on this blog like broo who said that this rating is completely off (i said this) (i made the rate and review)

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dragon from moominvalley, it eats bugs and bites peoples ears, it only like snufkin and no one knows why, (it is a baby, its like 2seconds old)

[ID: a small, six legged draconic creature. it has translucent wings, green skin with yellow spots, blue feet and a blue mask-like marking over its face. /END ID]

this creature is fucking adorable. ive never watched moomin, you know this, but i had seen them before i even met you! and i LOVED this little fella so much.

where do i start?? look at it!! its little face, the way its almost insectoid in design, its long tail, its little sock paws... this design has so many little details to it that i ADORE. the colors are very nice as well!

it manages to look draconic still whilst also straying VERY far from a typical dragon design, which is something ive always loved about dragons! they can be anything!

i, unfortunately, do not know how to word many of the things i love about this design. but do know i adore it wholeheartedly.

rating: 10/10. absolutely flawless creature.

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Scorn the Dragon King, Club Penguin

[ID: a long dark purple dragon with a yellow underbelly, green gradient on his tattered wings, yellow horns, and a crown atop his head. he has no arms, just wings. the second image is him again, drawn to be burning down a lighthouse with green flames. he also has legs in this drawing. /END ID]

ohh how fun! club penguin of all things! this is a fairly fun design as well, these colors all go very well with one another. and get across the idea of "big bad evil!" very well! the golden yellow on him also helps not onl contrast with the other colors, but draw your attention up to his face and crown.

something i also love in dragon designs is when they give them strangely colored fire! green fire ALWAYS looks great.

overall, this design CERTAINLY gets across what he is VERY well. big bad evil dragon king. i barely feel like i need to read the wiki!

one more note, whilst your second image here shows him with legs, what i find in the wikis gallery he seems to only have his wings?

[ID: two images of the dragon above, presumably, small and in silhouette. he has no visible limbs aside from his wings. /END ID]

huge fan of amphitheres, so im certainly not complaining! having a more unique body type than "quadraped with wings" also helps him stand out more! i talk about making designs "unique" a lot, i know, but i just like seeing non-western dragons, haha.

rating: 10/10! very solid design! gets across what its trying to very well, and still remains cartoony for a childrens game!

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Flappy, from Flappy Dragon

Flappy, the one and only

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[ID: a blueish-green western dragon. he has a curved horn and three small spikes along his neck, as well as a lighter colored underbelly. /END ID]

ahh hello flappy dragon!! fun game. ive been playing it far too much, haha. ive almost got every single shiny in the game, actually.

flappy himself is a fairly basic design, but hes your default dragon! of course he is! its a solid design, nice colors, and it being so “default western dragon” makes sense in the context of him being your first one.

i dont have much to say on him, but hes nice! and i like a lot of flappy dragons designs, theyre all very creative. i cant quite word it right, but he also manages to still stand out amidst default western dragons. maybe its the colors? the curved horns? his neck shape? not sure! either way!

[ID: the same dragon as above, but with pink instead of green, as well as light blue eyes. /END ID]

as a bonus, heres his shiny! taken from my game, since the wiki didnt have a photo. it works! obviously, being a shiny, its just a pallet swap. but the pink being roughly his inverted colors, plus the light blue on his eye just kinda! works! well!

overall rating: 8/10? hes a nice little fella! it gets across the idea of “yep! thats a dragon alright!”

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Lizzie from Dragon Quest! Submitter’s Notes: Not only is Lizzie a party member in VI, but she’s also the very first appearance of the Hacksaurus monster line, which consist of axe-wielding dragons similar to her. In the game itself, she appears identical to all other Hacksauruses. However, in other appearances she’s sometimes shown with accessories to distinguish her. Supplementary art from around the original SNES release depicted her with a red earring, while modern-era spinoffs often give her a blue scarf.

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[ID: a green, upright, dinosaur-like dragon with a yellow underbelly. she has small wings on her back as well as frills on the sides of her head. she is wielding a large axe. /END ID]

[ID: the same character as above, but she has a blue scarf around her neck. /END ID]

oh look at her! how cute. i do think her design is a bit underwhelming, as well as being a little disappointed shes near indistinguishable from the rest of her species, but look at her! she seems so nice. so happy. bonus points for that. also her scarf version is very cute! nice little scarf.

i appreciate they didnt tone down the inhuman-ness for her at least. often time our heroes allies end up being distinctly less monstrous than their evil counterparts.

and i like her tiny little wings! very cute. can she fly? do we know? its adorable either way, so.

and, of course, her axe! i like axes. theyre really cool. nothing too special to be said about it, but axes are cool.

final rating! perhaps a 8/10? the design doesnt stick out to me personally too much, but i dont have any problems with it! overall its solid and it works!

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Scorch the Dragon! This was my favorite toy when I was a kid. I was so obsessed with him i made an oc based off him lol

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scorch!! ah what a cute little fella. im a SUCKER for plushies, so thatll probably bump up my rating lol.

he has a very cute little design, hes a fairly standard western dragon whilst still being unique! a fun little body shape, his curled tail, the crinkly wings, the teeeeny little ears.... it all comes together to make a cohesive, recognizable, and cute design! whilst still staying pretty simple!

itd feel plain mean to give him any sort of low rating, not that i have plans to. id say.. 9/10 :] what a sweetie!

additional note:

i have him! id love to get magic to go with him sometime.

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[ID: my sona, a bipedal, blue, feathered draconid. he is raptor-like in appearance. /END ID]

nice try chim i already rated myself in my pinned post. im bumping the rating to 11/10 because im just that cool

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also if you do tiamat you could do bahamut too–hes her significantly less iconic foil, the god of metallic (good) dragons compared to tiamats chromatic (evil) dragons

he doesnt have a consistent design between his (very few) appearances, but this is the current-ish one

[ID: a large western dragon of silver and blue coloration. he has a sharp fin running down his back, as well as fins on his front legs and sides of his face. long horns sprout from his head. /END ID]

ooo. shiny!! im not sure if this is intended or not, but he looks almost irridescent! i like it!

however, the design is fairly basic, i think. the shininess is cool and all, but looking beyond that its just? some dragon? large fins and two regular ass horns atop his head, nothing too unique about it

hes certainly not a bad design by any means! theres just not much to comment on?

7/10, i think. old reliable sure is reliable, but it can only be done so many times until it gets stale

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im surprised nobodys submitted her yet, but tiamat

im certain i can, but would you mind specifying the source, please? i get a couple results when searching for tiamat and i would like to be sure i have the right one ^_^

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gotcha!

really fucking cool looking. hydras are always fun, especially when you get creative with it like this!

im fairly certain, thanks to about 10 seconds of looking through the wiki, that the heads breathe different elements. which is sick! i love that kind of thing in hydras, its fun! its dangerous! its cool!

i see a stinger on her tail as well, the wiki states it has a super powerful venom. and stinger tails are fun! i love me a good stinger tail!! scorpions know whats up, i think.

all the unique horn and spike and fin shapes along her five heads are really nice. as well as the fact that theyre different head SHAPES too ^_^ from what im understanding here those are taken from 5 dragon species? i think? ive never actually played dnd..

shes cool! really cool design! i think i could fix her. sit her down for a cup of hot cocoa or something. a really big cup of hot cocoa. five really big cups of hot cocoa.

rating: 9/10 i think! really nice design! its cool. theres not much else to say, dragons are cool.

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this guy is my friend. easy 10/10. no notes

(jokes aside i really do like this design chimera ^_^ the colors and patterns are really good!! and your big stupid hat. 10/10 both because youre my friend AND your design is good!)

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Not sure if he counts but Discord from My Little Pony?

not sure if he counts either! the wiki calls him a "draconequus" which is certainly draconid in name, but also mlp has actual other dragons? and discord is more like a chimera in nature? so?? who knows. doesnt matter!

ive never actually watched mlp (excluding a couple random episodes that showed up on tv when i was younger) but i have always liked discords design! it does a good job at being. well. discordant. yet still not too cluttered!

hes long and goofy looking. dragons are at their best when theyre long and goofy. take it from me, the dragon whom is not long and goofy.

but! his base colors work well together, and the limb colors being pretty different from the base helps them stick out as mismatched animal parts! also the mane on his neck helps add to the design. i like the notches in it

discord is somehow a chaotic yet simple design. i like it. i think hes, like, 8/10?

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im surprised nobodys submitted her yet, but tiamat

im certain i can, but would you mind specifying the source, please? i get a couple results when searching for tiamat and i would like to be sure i have the right one ^_^

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Hi, I also have a blog rating an animal we both have the same inspo too:3

how fun... its nice to review things. big fan of yapping. 🤝

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paarthurnax from Skyrim. btw he is voiced by Charles Martinet, the voice of Mario.

forgot this guy is voiced by charles. really good fact.

ive owned two versions of skyrim, but never actually beaten it! that being said, i know this guys nice. and thats cool. i like when dragons are nice.

the skyrim dragons, which are actually wyverns to be specific, are pretty basic designs. i was never a huge fan of them, but i suppose theyre not bad designs?

paarthurnax specifically seems to have really torn wings. which at risk of sounding like a nerd, he really shouldnt be able to fly, which immmm preetty certain he still can ingame..? this is kinda stupid and nitpicky though. i wont take any points off for that.

i do like the back spikes and the tail, as well as the beard-like spikes along his chin. theres not too much to comment on in the design, though

paarthurnax id give liiike. 8/10? not a bad design by any means, but i do think hes kinda basic. extra points for being nice

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Seraphic Ceratinia from Xenoblade 3!

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holy shit this goes hard. the wiki calls it the strongest enemy in the game, and it certainly looks deserving of that title!! the white body with the reddish-orange tips to its spikes is amazing looking. and the peacock-like prismatic bullshit going on on its back is BEAUTIFUL.

theres a LOT going on in this design, it all works together really well, im just not sure how to single it all out. just know i think this thing looks insanely cool.

the head shape is very unique, and i love the. horns? spikes? coming off of it, it reminds me of a goblin shark!

looks like it will kill me right here right now. with style. 10/10. easily.

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the popcorn dragon from a book i read in my childhood (by the same name) and did a book report on

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very kind looking. no notes. 10/10.

okay actual notes. fairly basic design, especially for a cartoon western dragon, but its a good design nonetheless. and a dragon popping popcorn is adorable, so add points for that.

i like the underbelly color, the tail twisting around, the funny ears, the translucent wings, and the uniquely plantigrade stance.

real rating: 11/10. it just looks very nice.