vote the epic of gilgameš for epic poem of the year at the mta (mesopotamian tablet awards)

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vote the epic of gilgameš for epic poem of the year at the mta (mesopotamian tablet awards)
(sweating nervously) (opening a private browser window) (whipping my head around to make sure nobody is watching) (shakily typing into my search bar) bunnies playing
in cow world, green onions are cigarettes
this will get to the right people
my summer plans consist of unclenching my jaw + forgiving myself
can you trigger tag ‘lesbians’ please
no but i can hit you with my car
women are like beautiful flowers..... found all over the world. pleasant to be around. part of a larger plant. full of pollen. evolved in the jurrasic period. may eventually turn into an apple. comes in purple sometimes.
Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?
Art Deco shoes, 1920s.
work like a red onion
play like a white onion
fuck like a green onion
Bright Eyes — I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning. 2005 : Saddle Creek.
going with the flow. like a bloated corpse face down in a river
you are not a "femcel" you are not a "foid" you are not a "hon" you are a woman worthy of respect and taking up space and being happy and the world is yours for the taking you're ALIVE!!!!!!!!! you're a HUMAN!!!!!!! FUCK what they told you!!!!!!
For Three Days I Been Stuck In This Desart With No Fucking Water Or Goth Girls
one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.
He eat a nemon
once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out