Son of a Seamstress

21 He/him or They/Them. Homoromantic/pansexual Dragon. I'm a huge fantasy nerd. I enjoy Magic the Gathering, Pokemon, and dragons. I'm really bad at tagging things right now. If you have something you want me to tag please tell me! This blog is a mess, which is fairly representative of who i am.

[dracoape]

I made a cohost. I’m @zadereth there.

[dracoape]

What if I were to come back to this site, as a joke

[dracoape]

Why do I play videogames? Just to suffer?

[dracoape]

MFW I find a curly fry in with the rest of them

[kragehund-est]

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

What are your thoughts on musk?

[kragehund-est]

i hope he dies

[dracoape]

Life Hack

Before visiting the fae, take out a bunch of loans in your name. Then when one of them asks for your name, hand it over and boom! Free money.

[dracoape]

If I was still on this site I’d probably be insufferable to whatever few people still follow me I got really in to Granblue Fantasy.

[dracoape]

*looks at my bio here* wow it’s been 4 years since that got updated. I’ve changed a lot since then, huh. Still unsure if I’m coming back but. Twitter’s imploding. Maybe I’ll just drop social media all together and become a hermit in the woods, only contactable by discord or telegram.

[dracoape]

Got linked to a post and was shocked that I was still logged in here. Lmao. Twitter’s blowing up but I only see like 5 people I used to follow posting. Dunno if I’d find starting over fun.

[dracoape]

*Logs on to this website* Honestly I was just wondering if I still could *Logs right back off*

[theveryworstthing]

the fight is harder each year.

[theveryworstthing]

gotta keep going because nothing ever stops.

[theveryworstthing]

you deserve to be new and whole.

[mdlune]

Latch, from Lethal League!

[make--it--gayer]

[noobtheloser]

I couldn’t sleep so I made this. 

[otterplusharchive]

anytime i see a headline thats like “this totally whacky and goofy millionare/billionare bought twelve iphones for their dogs and eats gold covered food daily!! arent they so quirky!!” i lose ten years of life but gain more determination to build a guillotine

[mintmilano]

I feel like “baby boomers refuse to retire” is a weird way of saying “A lot of older people literally have to work continue working for as long as possible or they’ll die”

[jumpingjacktrash]

‘boomers versus millenials’ rhetoric is just another way of getting the poor to fight each other instead of blaming the rich.

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that