Draco L Malfoy

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*stumbles drunken into the room*

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry in his pijamas dead in the eyes:*

I was expecting you for five hours ago. How much did you drink?

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*Stumbles to his bed while rolling his eyes*

Yes

*he then started to take off his suit*

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry halfway blushing (because Draco is bisexual icon*) screaming in his head: I have a wife. I HAVE A WIFE... *

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*throws his suit to the ground, then tries to to stand up and looses balance so he just sits back on his bed*

Sh*t!

[potterbotterbetter]

Harry: FUCK, YOU ARE F*CKIN DRUNK!!!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*points at Harry* I'M NOT F*CKING DRUNK!

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry reached out his hand in sarcastic way* :

Okay, here is my watch. Then tell the time!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*Draco catched Harrys wrist and pulled it closer so he could look at the watch, then points at it*

I'm not f*cking drunk!

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry in visible shock* :

Yes, you are Absolutely, DEFINITELY DRUNK!!!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

But you said to tell the.... oooooh

*realizing what he should have done while he is still holding Harrys wrist*

Hold up!

[potterbotterbetter]

IM HOLDING TO MY HOPES AND DREAMS BUT THEY ARE FADING RIGHT NOW!!!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*Draco now realised he has f*cked up, because he really was so drunk that he couldn't read the watch*

SH*T

*He just let go of Harrys wrist and facepalmed the pillow*

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*stumbles drunken into the room*

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry in his pijamas dead in the eyes:*

I was expecting you for five hours ago. How much did you drink?

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*Stumbles to his bed while rolling his eyes*

Yes

*he then started to take off his suit*

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry halfway blushing (because Draco is bisexual icon*) screaming in his head: I have a wife. I HAVE A WIFE... *

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*throws his suit to the ground, then tries to to stand up and looses balance so he just sits back on his bed*

Sh*t!

[potterbotterbetter]

Harry: FUCK, YOU ARE F*CKIN DRUNK!!!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*points at Harry* I'M NOT F*CKING DRUNK!

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry reached out his hand in sarcastic way* :

Okay, here is my watch. Then tell the time!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*Draco catched Harrys wrist and pulled it closer so he could look at the watch, then points at it*

I'm not f*cking drunk!

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry in visible shock* :

Yes, you are Absolutely, DEFINITELY DRUNK!!!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

But you said to tell the.... oooooh

*realizing what he should have done while he is still holding Harrys wrist*

Hold up!

[potterbotterbetter]

IM HOLDING TO MY HOPES AND DREAMS BUT THEY ARE FADING RIGHT NOW!!!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*stumbles drunken into the room*

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry in his pijamas dead in the eyes:*

I was expecting you for five hours ago. How much did you drink?

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*Stumbles to his bed while rolling his eyes*

Yes

*he then started to take off his suit*

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry halfway blushing (because Draco is bisexual icon*) screaming in his head: I have a wife. I HAVE A WIFE... *

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*throws his suit to the ground, then tries to to stand up and looses balance so he just sits back on his bed*

Sh*t!

[potterbotterbetter]

Harry: FUCK, YOU ARE F*CKIN DRUNK!!!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*points at Harry* I'M NOT F*CKING DRUNK!

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry reached out his hand in sarcastic way* :

Okay, here is my watch. Then tell the time!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*Draco catched Harrys wrist and pulled it closer so he could look at the watch, then points at it*

I'm not f*cking drunk!

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry in visible shock* :

Yes, you are Absolutely, DEFINITELY DRUNK!!!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

But you said to tell the.... oooooh

*realizing what he should have done while he is still holding Harrys wrist*

Hold up!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*stumbles drunken into the room*

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry in his pijamas dead in the eyes:*

I was expecting you for five hours ago. How much did you drink?

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*Stumbles to his bed while rolling his eyes*

Yes

*he then started to take off his suit*

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry halfway blushing (because Draco is bisexual icon*) screaming in his head: I have a wife. I HAVE A WIFE... *

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*throws his suit to the ground, then tries to to stand up and looses balance so he just sits back on his bed*

Sh*t!

[potterbotterbetter]

Harry: FUCK, YOU ARE F*CKIN DRUNK!!!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*points at Harry* I'M NOT F*CKING DRUNK!

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry reached out his hand in sarcastic way* :

Okay, here is my watch. Then tell the time!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*Draco catched Harrys wrist and pulled it closer so he could look at the watch, then points at it*

I'm not f*cking drunk!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*stumbles drunken into the room*

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry in his pijamas dead in the eyes:*

I was expecting you for five hours ago. How much did you drink?

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*Stumbles to his bed while rolling his eyes*

Yes

*he then started to take off his suit*

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry halfway blushing (because Draco is bisexual icon*) screaming in his head: I have a wife. I HAVE A WIFE... *

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*throws his suit to the ground, then tries to to stand up and looses balance so he just sits back on his bed*

Sh*t!

[potterbotterbetter]

Harry: FUCK, YOU ARE F*CKIN DRUNK!!!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*points at Harry* I'M NOT F*CKING DRUNK!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*stumbles drunken into the room*

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry in his pijamas dead in the eyes:*

I was expecting you for five hours ago. How much did you drink?

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*Stumbles to his bed while rolling his eyes*

Yes

*he then started to take off his suit*

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry halfway blushing (because Draco is bisexual icon*) screaming in his head: I have a wife. I HAVE A WIFE... *

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*throws his suit to the ground, then tries to to stand up and looses balance so he just sits back on his bed*

Sh*t!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*stumbles drunken into the room*

[potterbotterbetter]

*Harry in his pijamas dead in the eyes:*

I was expecting you for five hours ago. How much did you drink?

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*Stumbles to his bed while rolling his eyes*

Yes

*he then started to take off his suit*

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*stumbles drunken into the room*

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

I wanted to make a gay joke, but I guess my parents already made one!

[potterbotterbetter]

My life is a joke too, and I'm the punchline

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

I could punch you for stealing my punchline, but I'm a nice person so I guess I ain't hurting you!

[potterbotterbetter]

Well, lucky me I guess...

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

You surely are. Oh and please stopp touching my stuff, you still can't put it back in perfect symmetry... *starts cooking more coffee*

[potterbotterbetter]

How did you even know that I touched your f*cking mug. I moved it like 1 millimeter. And why did they put us in one room? They could know it better, that we will definitely crush the place down to ground... 🗡️✨

[potterbotterbetter]

*visible tired of pureblood sh*t*

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

First off all I never told it was the mug! Second, high functioning OCD... remember? *making the fingerguns movement* Third I don't know.. I don't own this trainings camp for quidditch trainers... *starts drinking all that coffee*

[potterbotterbetter]

What is this smell... Oh my god, it isn't even smell like coffe, it smells like a million instant heart attack.! What kind of poison are you drinking like now?! Its not even fluid, its like some kind of pudding... Oh god, how do you drink that stuff every single morning?

*starts digging a hole for his own mental health...*

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

It's called coffee buddy and it's perfectly liquid... *blinks confused* .... why the h*ll are you tying to dig a f*cking hole in our fre*king room?!

*throws the empty mug aside because coffee kicks in*

Oh nooo your mental health It's broken!

[potterbotterbetter]

Oh nooo... MY CHILDHOOD! ITS BROKEN...

*out off sass and bitterness *

Just like our table....

[potterbotterbetter]

Like how did it even happened, that freaking table was just okay some minutes ago... *bring a toolbox*

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

Atleast you stopped digging a hole into our....*looks at the table* I don't know I may have hexxed it...

*takes out his wand* you know... you just could use reparo!?! Remember magic?!

[potterbotterbetter]

Oh, fuck I almost forget it... Im working in the ministry of magic

F*ck it...

You don't even say language?

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

*looks at Harry with a pretty bored look*

Why the f*ck would I care about language... you know what!?!

*He walks to his bed and just let's himself fall on it*

Nope!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

I wanted to make a gay joke, but I guess my parents already made one!

[potterbotterbetter]

My life is a joke too, and I'm the punchline

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

I could punch you for stealing my punchline, but I'm a nice person so I guess I ain't hurting you!

[potterbotterbetter]

Well, lucky me I guess...

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

You surely are. Oh and please stopp touching my stuff, you still can't put it back in perfect symmetry... *starts cooking more coffee*

[potterbotterbetter]

How did you even know that I touched your f*cking mug. I moved it like 1 millimeter. And why did they put us in one room? They could know it better, that we will definitely crush the place down to ground... 🗡️✨

[potterbotterbetter]

*visible tired of pureblood sh*t*

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

First off all I never told it was the mug! Second, high functioning OCD... remember? *making the fingerguns movement* Third I don't know.. I don't own this trainings camp for quidditch trainers... *starts drinking all that coffee*

[potterbotterbetter]

What is this smell... Oh my god, it isn't even smell like coffe, it smells like a million instant heart attack.! What kind of poison are you drinking like now?! Its not even fluid, its like some kind of pudding... Oh god, how do you drink that stuff every single morning?

*starts digging a hole for his own mental health...*

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

It's called coffee buddy and it's perfectly liquid... *blinks confused* .... why the h*ll are you tying to dig a f*cking hole in our fre*king room?!

*throws the empty mug aside because coffee kicks in*

Oh nooo your mental health It's broken!

[potterbotterbetter]

Oh nooo... MY CHILDHOOD! ITS BROKEN...

*out off sass and bitterness *

Just like our table....

[potterbotterbetter]

Like how did it even happened, that freaking table was just okay some minutes ago... *bring a toolbox*

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

Atleast you stopped digging a hole into our....*looks at the table* I don't know I may have hexxed it...

*takes out his wand* you know... you just could use reparo!?! Remember magic?!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

I wanted to make a gay joke, but I guess my parents already made one!

[potterbotterbetter]

My life is a joke too, and I'm the punchline

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

I could punch you for stealing my punchline, but I'm a nice person so I guess I ain't hurting you!

[potterbotterbetter]

Well, lucky me I guess...

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

You surely are. Oh and please stopp touching my stuff, you still can't put it back in perfect symmetry... *starts cooking more coffee*

[potterbotterbetter]

How did you even know that I touched your f*cking mug. I moved it like 1 millimeter. And why did they put us in one room? They could know it better, that we will definitely crush the place down to ground... 🗡️✨

[potterbotterbetter]

*visible tired of pureblood sh*t*

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

First off all I never told it was the mug! Second, high functioning OCD... remember? *making the fingerguns movement* Third I don't know.. I don't own this trainings camp for quidditch trainers... *starts drinking all that coffee*

[potterbotterbetter]

What is this smell... Oh my god, it isn't even smell like coffe, it smells like a million instant heart attack.! What kind of poison are you drinking like now?! Its not even fluid, its like some kind of pudding... Oh god, how do you drink that stuff every single morning?

*starts digging a hole for his own mental health...*

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

It's called coffee buddy and it's perfectly liquid... *blinks confused* .... why the h*ll are you tying to dig a f*cking hole in our fre*king room?!

*throws the empty mug aside because coffee kicks in*

Oh nooo your mental health It's broken!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

I wanted to make a gay joke, but I guess my parents already made one!

[potterbotterbetter]

My life is a joke too, and I'm the punchline

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

I could punch you for stealing my punchline, but I'm a nice person so I guess I ain't hurting you!

[potterbotterbetter]

Well, lucky me I guess...

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

You surely are. Oh and please stopp touching my stuff, you still can't put it back in perfect symmetry... *starts cooking more coffee*

[potterbotterbetter]

How did you even know that I touched your f*cking mug. I moved it like 1 millimeter. And why did they put us in one room? They could know it better, that we will definitely crush the place down to ground... 🗡️✨

[potterbotterbetter]

*visible tired of pureblood sh*t*

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

First off all I never told it was the mug! Second, high functioning OCD... remember? *making the fingerguns movement* Third I don't know.. I don't own this trainings camp for quidditch trainers... *starts drinking all that coffee*

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

I wanted to make a gay joke, but I guess my parents already made one!

[potterbotterbetter]

My life is a joke too, and I'm the punchline

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

I could punch you for stealing my punchline, but I'm a nice person so I guess I ain't hurting you!

[potterbotterbetter]

Well, lucky me I guess...

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

You surely are. Oh and please stopp touching my stuff, you still can't put it back in perfect symmetry... *starts cooking more coffee*

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

I wanted to make a gay joke, but I guess my parents already made one!

[potterbotterbetter]

My life is a joke too, and I'm the punchline

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

I could punch you for stealing my punchline, but I'm a nice person so I guess I ain't hurting you!

[dracobrokenmalfoy]

I wanted to make a gay joke, but I guess my parents already made one!