[urmotheratemydog]

Hell is a teenage girl. (Jennifer’s Body, 2009)

[sosuperawesome]

Chou à la Clem on Instagram

[buzzfeedtasty]

Mac And Cheese As Made By Terry Crews

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

his voice is like grass-fed organic butter kneaded by friendly old ladies

[justcariii]

Saves video

[afrocosm-deactivated20231121]

His voice is so soothing

[erinthebrave]

How do you save the video?

[drawingden]

View this post on Instagram

Floral Fantasy by petapaints

[kazoo-goddess]

Visit Original Link

YEEHAW

Requested by @marassagirl. @portaltwo, hope you don’t mind!

[amywinehousequeen]

Amy Winehouse singing “Valerie” in 2007

[6lackranger]

Cutest video of 2019

[asomdpoakdoakd-deactivated20180]

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

[l0v3-r3v9]

this post spoke to me on levels many of you will never understand

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

when someone talks about their plans for the future for 5 seconds and i realise everyone around me has a rough idea where their life is going whilst im kind of just floating in the space-time continuum with no discernible goals or ambition

[lena-zorel]

You know what i deserve? Lesbian movies where zero men are involved

[toastbutteregg]

i didnt know im a bad listener till i saw this

[afrorevolution]

I’ve become better at this honestly always a work in progress

[mxnrique]

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

[bob-belcher]

[hotboyproblems]

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

[thebootydiaries]

stranger: hey nice shirt!

me: aw this? thanks! :)

me texting my bf: I’ve met someone else. Someone who appreciates me

[bisopod]

might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder

[sixpenceee]

By using a camera and computer vision software it is possible to make a fish control a robot car over land. By swimming towards an interesting object, the fish can explore the world beyond the limits of his tank. Via Studio diip

[9un]

Ugh yes. Give him the tools to rule.