kate

29, still overwhelmed

[lena-zorel]

I can't believe I'm 26 what if this was my last straw

[of-foolish-and-wise]

fuck it, colorful home libraries

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[ishgardenjoyer]

[eightalenkos]

[salty-red-mage]

[aubrey-plaza]

MISS CONGENIALITY | 2000 

bonus:

[aubrey-plaza]

MISS CONGENIALITY | 2000 

bonus:

[lena-zorel]

what's up besties

[lena-zorel]

remember when tumblr made coloured fonts possible and everyone was typing like That for a month straight

[bachianinha]

[valtsv]

i'm dumb i'm gay and i'm full of love i'm literally the whole package

[quinnfebrey]

dorothea is one of the saddest songs on evermore,, there i said it

[quinnfebrey]

it’s “now i’m begging for footnotes in the story of your life vibes”

it’s pining over your childhood best friend who you haven’t spoken to in years, and wondering if they ever think about you

it’s remiscining over good times in elementary or middle school because it’s the last time you were ever really happy

it’s holding on to nostalgic memories you have with somebody to make up for the fact that you don’t have any new ones

it’s “you were never mine to lose” and “cancelled plans just in case you’d call”

it’s seeing someone who used to be the most important person in your life accomplish great things, and it’s wondering why you aren’t good enough to be there with them

it’s trying to convince yourself that person was happier with you, and that their eyes shined brighter in tupelo, because you can’t reconcile with the possibility that they’re just as happy in their new life

it’s realizing that there was a person you used to know inside and out, and now you’re not even sure if you even know what their favorite movie is

and at the end of the day, it’s knowing that despite being left behind and taken for granted and forgotten, you’ll always love that person, and you’ll always be there for them, because you don’t know any other way to be.

it’s “believe me, i could do it” while knowing fully well you never will

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[tendercoretroglodyke]

[thesnarksarereal]

When women write the mental breakdown:

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Escape rooms exist but we’re all sleeping on the concept of a break-in room.

Within 50 minutes you and your group have to break into a room and steal something valuable. Themes include: 

The White House

Art museum 

Jewelry store

Best Buy 

Your ex’s apartment (where they have embarrassing and/or incriminating photos of you)

Rival scientist’s lab 

CEO’s summer home

Area 51

[strawbeb]

yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it’s called being flexible.

[bpdzai]

[assiraphales]

absolutely obsessed with the way Fahrenheit is legitimately a superior temperature measurements for day to day life than celsius (more precise, accessible, and understandable) but ppl refuse to admit to it bc they’re so caught up with the “silly americans refuse to convert to metric” gag

[assiraphales]

fun little info graph I found

[apollo8-archive]

me after i die and go straight to hell for being gay: wtf...? just like in supernatural...

[quinnfebrey]

pretty sure god is choosing these events the way riverdale writers choose the plot