Draco Malfoy

wanna take a ride on my nimbus?

[trophywive-deactivated20250803]

having a mental illness is LIT

L - literally destroying my future prospects I - irreversibly damaging my relationships T - tiring and draining

[wizbutts]

[evilartist]

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

Suicide Squart

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

[hemingay]

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

[whyhow-ohwow]

[zappavolta]

[textpoops-deactivated20190406]

please tell me this isnt real

[weloveshortvideos]

Is that really a pumpkin?

[underthefolie]

People say the British are nice and polite but I think they’re forgetting that we once hated a British Prime Minister so much that upon her death the entire country got “Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead” to Number 2 in the charts the British may not be as forward as some other countries but holy shit can we fuck you up

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

I’m pretty sure every colonized country already knows that yall evil as fuck but whatever

[omggurneet-deactivated20180622]

This is so embarrassing

[nyanphobic-moving]

“we can fuck you up” you HAVE fucked basically every god damn country up with your imperialism that aint something to be proud of fam!!

[awwww-cute]

[xxlove4evaxx]

that caterpillar is angry af

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars

[jordynslefteyebrow]

If anyone and I mean anyone, even Jesus Christ himself, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life

[memewhore]

[dracosdiick-blog]

Tumblr's reaction to opposite-sex friendships: Assuming that a man and woman who are friends HAVE TO BE IN LOVE is REALLY shitty and heteronormative. It erases opportunities for diversity and representation in the media. PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS ARE A THING. We need to teach society that a man and a woman can be regular friends without automatically assuming they're in love upon realizing their friendship.

Tumblr's reaction to same-sex friendships: GAYGAYGAYGAYFJADS13@JFADHDFSJH342UIEFJ!!! I'M LITERALLY DROWNINGN IN THE GAYNESS!!!

[hptrash-deactivated20171024]

Hagrids dad fucked a giant and Jk Rowling won’t tell me how

[onlytwitterpics]

[seventeeneblack]

It’s honestly so frustrating how rich young socialites like Kendall Jenner, Gigi and Bella Hadid (who’s family friend is Paul Marciano, owner of Guess), and Cara Delevigne (who’s godfather is the president of Conde Nast which owns Vogue) can just wake up one day and decide to be models or designers while there are literally millions of guys and girls with much better walks or more symmetrical faces who work their asses off every day and have to live in crappy studio apartments with five other people just trying to land one gig to pay the rent while these girls just get richer and richer