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âWhat kind of a mayor are you, Sora?!â
As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??
Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there's a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it's not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance
now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. Iâm not complaining. Miss Piggy whatâs your secret to ageing so graciously
It's not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.
Like that one time they couldn't figure out why Kermit's audio was so garbage... then realized they'd put the mic on him instead of the performer.
this has been a very longstanding issue - before the muppet show was even a thing some muppets appeared in commercials, such as rolf the dog they had a continual problem where when people directing/shooting the dogfood commercial would give dirrection to rolf that they would be speaking to the muppet, to which rolf REPEATEDLY had to tell them âi cant hear you, you have to talk to himâ and point at the performer underneath him rolf is one of the most embarrassing muppets to need this direction as the performer is this, damn, obvious when not on camera
âsir, i am a bathroom mat, the man you need to talk to is back thereâ
I did an interview with Gonzo one time, and when I got into the Zoom call, it was the actor on screen trying to figure out his audio. And then once he did, he went like âOKAY!â and then just like dove to the floor and it was Gonzo and there was never a moment when I doubted that the dude was just Gonzoâs tech guyÂ
I hope im not just a blog you follow but also the only person with 100% correct opinions about the little mermaid
Dish those opinions, let's hear it
My biggest issue is the absolute ice cold take of "Ariel gave up her life/voice for a boy" when the film repeatedly shows Ariel was preyed upon by Ursula. She was exploited and stalked by the literal antagonist of the film into making a really bad decision, especially when Ursula knew Ariel was at her most emotional and the least unable to reach out to her support network.
And the deal Ariel made was meant to be an impossible task that she was tricked into taking AND STILL Ariel was smart enough to almost achieve it if Ursula wasn't playing dirty and directly interfering in with it all.
Ariel was absolutely a victim of manipulation and circumstance, and people who use this as an irredeemable flaw in her character act like they got big brain energy when their brains are smooth as fuck.
(not to mention she was 16)
Also?
URSULA is the one who says Arielâs doing it all for the guy.
According to Ariel herself, what she wants is:
âto be where the people are
âto see dancing and walking
âto ask her questions about the human world and get answers
âto not live in the ocean
âto be part of the human world
âto explore the human world
WHERE DOES ERIC COME INTO ANY OF THIS?!
She wants to see a world she isnât able to see! She wants to have adventures, not a boyfriend! What the hell!
I would argue that she was totally fine with the boyfriend, but Ursula was the one who forced it to be a priority.
AND ANOTHER THING
Her first impression of him is a dude who is both attractive, capable, and willing to jump back on to a burning ship to save his dog.
Later, dude climbs aboard a SHIPWRECK that's caught in a WHIRLPOOL so that he can RAM IT into a 150-foot-tall MAGIC SEA MONSTER in order to save her.
It's not like girl was settling.
Ariel is a field anthropologist. That she happened to fall in love with a member of the culture she was studying isn't exactly a problem.
#Do people give Milo Thatch a hard time for giving up everything for a girl?#no because not enough people have watched Disney's Atlantis#but that's a secondary problem via @thebestworstideaâ
Leaving gold in the tags agin, I see.
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She Looks great! Fuck it up Ethel!
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*gobsmacked* Itâs so lifelike! Iâd be afraid to activate it too much lest it wear out, but thatâs incredibly cool.Â
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And every time we kiss I swear I could fly
Iâm so baffled??? I sent the new hire the training guide, and he.... edited it. He rewrote the training guide. Excuse me. What.
You know who SHOULD have been James Corden's character in the prom is Nathan Lane. đ
I scream every time
Like. He is ready for this con to be OVER. He likes this girl but he was in it for the money and he knows thatâs the one question he forgot to give her an answer to, because no one knows what he did that night.
The absolute wonder in his face as he realizes the girl he saved has been right in front of him; itâs no longer a con. The money isnât even in his mind. Heâs gone his whole life assuming sheâs dead or long gone, that he failed.
But here she is, and in this moment heâs so shocked and awed, and itâs such a beautiful moment.
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I wish The Great Gatsby a very pleasant public domain.
a relationship should be 50/50. you save me from getting hit by a truck in the parking lot of forks high school, i demand you tell me what the fuck you are.
Then you make me immortal and buy me a Ferrari đ
how can him go inside but me not
itis okay. you can stil particitate in othor fert activties suck as:
sleep
sleep
and sleep
This is illegally sweet. Â
No heâs opening up to a platypus whoâs willing to listen
Implications of this on the Panda replacement plotline
whenever i see "low in calories" im just like??? u mean. low in energy?? low in energy. that is what u r promoting to me??
a calorie is a literal unit of measurement for how much energy something gives u, so when a product is like "low in calories" im like. great. so the exact opposite I'm looking for in food.
Diet companies will be hitting hard this year. Be prepared to hear repeated sentiments of âItâs time to get rid of that Quarantine 15â and âIn these hard times, commit to taking care of yourself with healthy living and weight loss.â
This rhetoric is going to be everywhere. And due to the nature of modern advertising, the vast majority of it will be coming from people online who just look like theyâre trying to share some good advice with the followers that they love so much. Youâll barely be able to see the money getting thrown at them from the weight loss industry.
Donât reward them for using these manipulation techniques - Buying their products and losing weight isnât going to make your year any better, or erase the stress of the pandemic, or be the first step in self-care.
Please please please see these ads for what they are - A way of preying on your insecurity and trauma in order to make money.
Like I said about stress eating, the problem is the stress youâre under, not that youâre eating more to make up for it. Iâm already seeing YouTube ads. Please ignore them. Your body needs fuel nutrients and comfort right now and thereâs nothing unhealthy about giving it those.
Sure, but there IS something unhealthy about not moderating how much comforting fuel nutrients you give your body. Itâs harmful to act like itâs ok to become and remain significantly overweight, because it makes your life harder and shorter in almost all cases.
If you guys really wanna adopt and spread a mindset of âThis year was hard, so itâs ok that you didnât take care of yourselfâ then thatâs entirely your choice, but itâs yucky that youâll be influencing the young people on here with it.
I refuse to stop spreading accurate information just because it makes some people feel âyucky.â
Weight loss ainât the answer:
BMI is Inaccurate, Mislabels 54 Million âObeseâ or âOverweightâ People as Unhealthy
Dieters were not able to maintain their weight losses in the long term, and there was not consistent evidence that the diets resulted in significant improvements in their health. It appears that dieters who manage to sustain a weight loss are the rare exception, rather than the rule.Â
Dieting and Weight Talk Are Bad for All Adolescents, Says American Academy of Pediatrics
A meta-analysis of 34 randomized and controlled weight-loss experiments revealed no benefit of weight loss for depressive symptoms or general well-being.
High body mass index does not predict mortality in older people
Modern Science Versus the Stigma of Obesity
Weight loss is associated with excess mortality among normal, overweight, and mildly obese middle- and older-aged adults. The excess risk increases for larger losses and lower initial BMI. These results suggest that the potential benefits of a lower BMI may be offset by the negative effects associated with weight loss.
Confronting the failure of behavioral and dietary treatments for obesity
Current nonsurgical obesity treatment strategies are failing to achieve sustained weight loss for the majority of obese patients.
And the diet industry doesnât have your best interest in mind:
The total U.S. weight loss market grew at an estimated 4.1% in 2018, from $69.8 billion to $72.7 billion. The total market is forecast to grow 2.6% annually through 2023.
Evidence shows that consumers [of weight loss products & services) face problems in judging the quality of the industryâs products and services, and they lack adequate protection against possible harm.
Weight loss programs are associated with high costs, high attrition rates, and a high probability of regaining 50% or more of lost weight in 1 to 2 years
No EMS devices have been cleared at this time for weight loss, girth reduction, or for obtaining ârock hardâ abs
In the past 10 years, the Federal Trade Commission has brought more than 80 law enforcement actions against companies for making false or deceptive weight-loss claims.
1% of people who undergo bariatric operations die within the first year and 6% of patients die within 5 years, a death rate that is roughly 3 times the expected norm. People who have the surgery commit suicide or die from a drug overdose at rates that are 5-10 times the expected norm, and the prevalence of alcohol use disorder increases by 25%.
âProfit motives for our sixty-billion-dollar diet industries and fat stigma have becomes so entangled that it has become difficult, perhaps impossible, to even entertain the possibility that we are fighting the âwrong war.â In a profit-driven, consumer society, diet product manufacturers, pharmaceutical corporations, the advertising industry, and medical practitioners all benefit financially from fat stigma.â
Always remember -Â No one inherently needs to lose weight. Within a post where no oneâs daily habits, eating routines, physical care or current health were even mentioned, it is hugely telling for someone to immediately assume that weight loss is the solution to the readerâs problems. Drop that line of thinking like the bag of flaming poo that it is.