monse¡!

I like a lot of things at the same time :] she/her:3

[closetedlesbean]

THANK YOU @nramv

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excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the screenshot--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

loco esto es buenísimo

[drag0na]

Jinx: Here's some advice

Silco: I didn't ask for any

Jinx: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

[drag0na]

Caitlyn: It’s dark in here

Vi: Don’t worry I got this

Vi: *Stomps their feet*

Vi: *Skechers light up*

[drag0na]

Caitlyn: Is something burning?

Vi: Just my love for you.

Caitlyn: Vi, the toaster is on fire.

[drag0na]

Vi: Silco, my old arch enemy.

Sevika: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

Vi: I have a life outside of you, Sevika.

[drag0na]

Jinx: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Silco: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Jinx: Yes!

Sevika: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

[drag0na]

Jinx: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

[drag0na]

Vi: HELP! I TOLD CAITLYN I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Jinx, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

[drag0na]

Jinx: Hey, Vi? Can I get some dating advice?

Vi: Just because I’m with Caitlyn doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

[drag0na]

Caitlyn: How's the sexiest person here~?

Vi: I don't know, how are they~?

Caitlyn, flustered: I-

Jinx, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

[drag0na]

Caitlyn: So that’s my plan.

Vi: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Caitlyn: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Vi: It fucking sucks.

Caitlyn: That’s not constructive criticism

[drag0na]

Jinx: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

[drag0na]

Caitlyn: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Vi: *chugs entire bottle*

Vi: It’s perfume.

[drag0na]

Jayce: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

[drag0na]

Silco: Hey Jinx

Jinx: Yes?

Silco: How old were you when you found out that Santa Claus wasn't real?

Jinx: Santa Claus it's not real?:(

Silco:

[drag0na]

Caitlyn: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Vi: Oh, you’ve been?

Caitlyn: Once. In Monopoly.