Drag Direction

pictures of one direction... in drag

[erinsbreakfast]

L:DKGSL:ASDGKASDG:LKASDKLGL: NICK

[moondoggiestyle]

SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT’S A 3 YEAR OLD MANIP FROM MY OLD BLOG HOW LONG HAS NICK HAD THIS FUCKING PICTURE SAVED!!! 

[dragdirection]

Decided to go on a little adventure tonight...

...with One Direction.

Here we go!

Day 2: Louis breaks his leg. No one is surprised.

Barely two weeks later Liam gets a fever. Things are not going well. (This is foreshadowing. Liam and Louis are the weakest links.)

...then Zayn gets a fever. Probably should have stayed away from Liam. Even in the Oregon Trail Zayn's hopelessly in love with him.

Fucking Louis. (Also look, we've made it out west! We've left behind the green green grass of the plains and we are officially in desert territory.)

Niall masturbates a little too violently and breaks his arm. At least we have scenic mountain views.

Really Louis?

We made it to Soda Springs and everyone enjoys a quick dip in the springs (except Louis who is busy being sick probably.)

Nobody gets sick or breaks anything for like a month and then we get to Snake River crossing and meet a Native American made out of racist pixels.

We decide to caulk the wagon and float across.

Spoiler alert: never fucking caulk the wagon.

GOD DAMN IT LOUIS. (I'm pretty sure Liam jumped in and tried to save him. He died a hero.)

A morose group of three makes it to Fort Boise. (Zayn is crying over Liam still.)

"Snakebite" or "moping over Liam's death"? To-may-to, to-mah-to.

Anyway hooray we make it.

One Direction claims a spot in the top ten (though its not really One Direction without Louis and Liam fucking caulked wagon I swear to god.)

The End.

[nialls-kelly-green-shamrock]

All credit goes to dragdirection! Check out her blog! (x)

[dragdirection]

photoshop cs2 is free on adobe's website, all u gotta do is make an account ;)

i’m a thousand years late answering this message, but thank you for this knowledge. this could be a game changer.

[dragdirection]

Louis with eyeliner

can you even imagine

[sashayed]

I was SO thrilled to be part of 1dfansgiveart this summer, along with so many artists I love and admire. Here’s a web-friendlier version of the page i did. Grab your own copy here!

(Full size)

[giggleshrug]

STOP HIM

[kendrawcandraw-deactivated20190]

What if One Direction were girls and what if they went to the Met Gala

Inspired entirely by sashayed‘s post here

[sashayed]

OH MY GOD!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sashayed]

honestly nothing makes me happier than this. i’m so unstoppably, euphorically happy every time it appears on my dash. if i am actually “upset” about any recent nonsense drama goin down among a buncha twentysomethings (and one 40-year-old), it is only because that drama stole attention from this picture, which should have been the only thing any of us were thinking or talking about. 

[robertwire]

ur a liar harry styles.

[dragdirection]

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[fannyann-deactivated20210216]

where 

is

the

liam

feminization

interviewer: oh my god liam dress in drag from now on when you go shopping! liam: alright, straight up from today i’m the new drag master. x

fic

????????

[fannyann-deactivated20210216]

but 

honestly 

where

?????????????????

[fannyann-deactivated20210216]

BUT 

REALLY 

THO 

[dragdirection]

Happy 2013!!

[dragdirection]

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, cock

[babustyles]

[4thalbum-deactivated17012015-de]

first step: have one direction attend VS Fashion Show

second step: have one direction perform at VS Fashion Show

third step: have one direction model in VS Fashion Show

[dragdirection]

Hihihiihi. I have a strange request, I can't find two of my favorite posts (googling, going through blogs, no luck whatsoever) 1 is the one where Harry is a mime and Niall a jigalo but everyone thinks Harry's a jigalo and nialls and mi,e and 2 is harry and Louis describing their vacation and how everything went wrong & L had to propose to H in an airport or Colombian prison? Thank you and god bless if you have links to these/know what I'm talking about it. <3333333

YES I REMEMBER BOTH OF THESE!! unfortunately i can't find the harry/louis one BUT HERE IS THE NARRY MIME POST

anyone else got a link to the vacation-gone-wrong post?

[zaptains]

i’m having one of those nights where i cannot believe the universe was kind enough to provide me with the best song ever video 

zayn with long hair tied up. wearing a pretty pale pink lip gloss to match the pink bird on his hand, brows sculpted and fake lashes on (as if he needs fake lashes honestly). the delicate accessories, that gossamer-fine chain for his necklace and the thin band of his wristwatch and earrings in his already pierced ears, the top with so many buttons undone 

everything else and now also the glasses that just complete the whole look, the shimmering cheekbones and newly applied acrylic nails and how perfectly zayn gets traditionally feminine body language, shoulders back and spine arched just a little and chest out, fiddling with his hair

like WHAT did i do to deserve this video????? who do i offer prayers of thanks to??????