[robertwire]

what is the origin of robert wire?

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[robertwire]

hey guys what if we lock in

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[sovietunion]

[robertwire]

whatever else there is to say about call of duty (a lot.), "why the mask?" "to hide my face." will make me laugh every single time

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[robertwire]

ok but have you listened to lean into life yet bc that album actually makes me cry

every single person who has gotten in my car in the past year+ has been subjected to DON'T TELL THE BOYS and we go on walks 😭

^art

[robertwire]

what's crazy is that you have to keep going because eventually something funny or cool will happen and restart the it's so over clock

[robertwire]

was my funny thing laughing incredibly fucking hard at a post claiming that botox is a feminist right because it allows women to hold onto their youth and thus prolong their value? was my cool thing becoming very invested in maskplay tiktok drama? you can't win them all. or any of them, usually.

[robertwire]

also i've become very invested in the music of a band that actually just kind of fucking sucks but is fun and fine at the same time. chronically ill bro-coded loser music, my genre

[robertwire]

genuinely me at this moment

[robertwire]

what's crazy is that you have to keep going because eventually something funny or cool will happen and restart the it's so over clock

[robertwire]

was my funny thing laughing incredibly fucking hard at a post claiming that botox is a feminist right because it allows women to hold onto their youth and thus prolong their value? was my cool thing becoming very invested in maskplay tiktok drama? you can't win them all. or any of them, usually.

[robertwire]

also i've become very invested in the music of a band that actually just kind of fucking sucks but is fun and fine at the same time. chronically ill bro-coded loser music, my genre

[robertwire]

what's crazy is that you have to keep going because eventually something funny or cool will happen and restart the it's so over clock

[robertwire]

was my funny thing laughing incredibly fucking hard at a post claiming that botox is a feminist right because it allows women to hold onto their youth and thus prolong their value? was my cool thing becoming very invested in maskplay tiktok drama? you can't win them all. or any of them, usually.

[robertwire]

what's crazy is that you have to keep going because eventually something funny or cool will happen and restart the it's so over clock

[neko-mancy]

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

[dontbreakthechain]

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

[idabbleincrazy]

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

[walkingeverywhere]

Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think

[l3ibnest]

Late night movies

[l3ibnest]

Soap with dogs!

Gaz with dogs!

Price with dogs!

Ghost with demons! TF 141 with dogs🐶 It's been a while painting full rendered pieces, enjoyed a lot! Inspired from awesome @yourfaithfulauthor's request.

[cookson69xoxo]

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

"You broke a lot of rules, Price."

"No more rules."

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CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE IV (2026)