Damon u dumb bitch

who is he. what is he.

[draggingdamonalbarn]

Damon Albarn today, for some reason

[oscillating]

D,FJGDSKFGSFDGDFSGKDSLF;GDFSGDFJGSDFGHFSHFGHH

[draggingdamonalbarn]

I know i said I left tumblr but I still got notifications for this blog. So like. My buddy and I met Damon at Sound Check in Toronto. He asked us what does a daily say when he starts moving and my buddy, dressed as Murdoc, shouts "Sally forth!!" In which Damon paused. He looked out and was like "...We have one sailor in the audience, I see."

im pretty sure i answered this ask from three years ago already? maybe this is why ive had a notificaation for this blog's inbox since 2018.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the thing that ruined my friday, march 26th: gorillaz doing NFTs

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’m literally

[draggingdamonalbarn]

Damon albarn apparently DOES know what an nft is what the fuck

[draggingdamonalbarn]

Sorry

[draggingdamonalbarn]

Damon albarn is at my local internet service provider and he's syphoning off all the bandwidth through a hose

[draggingdamonalbarn]

Damon albarn has imprinted on a mother crow. Damon albarn now thinks he is a baby crow.

[draggingdamonalbarn]

Uh oh guys. Damon albarn found my new house 😳😳

[draggingdamonalbarn]

Damon albarn is currently perched on my fire code compliant third floor "balcony" cracking open walnuts with his bare hands and eating them

[draggingdamonalbarn]

[image description:

Image of antonio??? From queer eye in a white shirt and gesturing with his hands. The text reads "making fun of an aging muscian that I have never met and is probably a nice guy is something that can actually be so personal,"

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[draggingdamonalbarn]

Uh oh guys. Damon albarn found my new house 😳😳

[helloitsbees]

[draggingdamonalbarn]

Is Damon Albarn real? Is he living under my bed? Is he that Shadow that haunts me after midnight?

he’s the old man you just laughed at for tripping over his shoelaces and spilling his mcdonald’s breakfast sandwich on the ground. 

[draggingdamonalbarn]

Damon albarn has COVID-69 lol

[draggingdamonalbarn]

Damon Albarn has developed a crippling addiction to melange

[u-f-o-friend]

I don't know if this is how it works in the duneiverse but I feel like melange users would have like heavily accentuated blue veins in their face. Also I don't know where veins are in the face.

[draggingdamonalbarn]

Damon Albarn has developed a crippling addiction to melange

[draggingdamonalbarn]

Damon Albarn does not have coronavirus

[draggingdamonalbarn]

Yet