Summertime and Butterflies

Tammy, 26, NZ. 🐈‍⬛

[dragmeowdown]

Fun thing I have found out this week, falling in love can make you lose your appetite.. who knew? Certainly not me!

[dragmeowdown]

I met the boy I've been talking to for 2 weeks last night and he is invading my every goddamm thought how did I ever think about anything else.. its been so long since I've had a crush on a boy I've forgotten what it feels like.

I would love to sleep but the bastard won't leave my thoughts

No I will not tell him this.

[konoko]

[sexybritishllama]

it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

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[miggylol]

You've probably seen polls about "Would you sing for X minutes / in front of X many people / etc. for $" before. Well. Here's another one!

If you sing a song in front of 50,000 people, you get a million dollars... but this time, you don't get to pick the song.

Spin this wheel of song options, and that's what you have to sing in front of a stadium full of people. You will have 30 minutes to prepare.

Are you getting on stage with your assigned song?

Yes

No

No, but I'd take $500,000 instead and get five more spins

Voting ended onAug 2, 2024

[epilepticsaints]

[arielvaale]

The way this movie has been inserted into my frontal lobe

[kignofscars-deactivated20191103]

reblog with your sign + if you’re a denim jacket, a leather jacket or a bomber jacket person it for science

[dragmeowdown]

God dating apps suck... i just want to meet a man in the wild and just be done with it, i hate the stupid small talk that never leads to anything

[enigmaticpink]

poll bcus I think I'm being gaslit on how common garbage disposals actually are (also say where ur from)

I have one

I don't have one currently but I used to

I've never had one

I don't have one but I know someone who does

I've never seen one IRL in my entire life

other (elaborate)

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2024

[angryonabus]

The Killer

So I was hanging out with some friends last night, and for whatever reason, we got onto the subject of whether or not we sleep with the bedroom door closed. Apparently it's safer in case of fires? But it turns out that most of my friends keep their bedroom door closed because of concerns about The Killer, aka, a person breaking into their house at night with the express intention of murdering them.

For the purposes of this poll, "I share a house/apartment" is for situations where you have your own bedroom, but there are other people living with you; "I share a bedroom" is for situations where there is another person sleeping in the same room.

Do you close your bedroom door at night?

Yes, because of The Killer (I live alone)

Yes, because of The Killer (I share a house/apartment)

Yes, because of The Killer (I share a bedroom)

Yes, because of other reasons (I live alone)

Yes, because of other reasons (I share a house/apartment)

Yes, because of other reasons (I live alone)

No (I live alone)

No (I share a house/apartment)

No (I share a bedroom)

Something else?

Voting ended onFeb 4, 2024

[dragmeowdown]

I had a dream last night that I was dating a guy, but he was already seriously dating my sister (i do not have a sister irl), so we were dating and etc secretly. Only thing I remember specifically is us all sitting in a room after church service and he real casually sat on the floor in front of my feet and lent against my legs and i was so sure we were gonna be found out. Then i woke up to the sound of my cat trying lose a fight, turns out 2 cats wanted to fight him, so never did find out if my sister found us out.

[dragmeowdown]

I saw a car number plate today that was [P A P I] ... i was giggling away thinking about if someone called *555 and they had to tell them about papi misbehaving

[cannibalchicken]

[ladyofpomegranates]

Izzy Hands when he realizes he can do drag at Calypso’s Birthday Party:

[engulfes]

HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

[iosonomer-blog]

[thesadboisguidetolife]