eve, psyche & the dragon's wife.

you can call me sini. writer and daydreamer. i have intense zhongli brainrot & i make that everyone's problem.

[dragon-ascent]

༺｡° .ᘛ𓆩𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓-𝖆𝖘𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖙𓆪ᘚ. ° ｡༻

sini ⟡ she/her ⟡ 24 ⟡ taurus

❝care for some tea? there's stories for the soul, too, if you'd like.❞

╔═*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*═╗

✩ m e n u ✩

ᵖᵉᵃᶜʰ ᵗᵉᵃ & ˢᵗʳᵃʷᵇᵉʳʳʸ ᶜᵒᵒᵏⁱᵉˢ ⁻ ᶠˡᵘᶠᶠ

ˡᵃᵛᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵗᵉᵃ & ʷʰⁱᵗᵉ ᵐᵃʳᵇˡᵉ ᶜᵃᵏᵉ ⁻ ᶜᵒᵐᶠᵒʳᵗ

ˡⁱˡʸ ᵗᵉᵃ & ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵇⁱˢᶜᵘⁱᵗˢ ⁻ ᵃⁿᵍˢᵗ

ʳᵒˢᵉ ᵗᵉᵃ & ᵉᶜˡᵃⁱʳ ⁻ ˢᵐᵘᵗ

ᵒˢᵐᵃⁿᵗʰᵘˢ ᵗᵉᵃ & ᶜʰᵒᶜᵒˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵍᵃᵗᵉᵃᵘ ⁻ ˡᵒⁿᵍᶠⁱᶜ

ʲᵃˢᵐⁱⁿᵉ ᵗᵉᵃ & ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵉʳˢᶜᵒᵗᶜʰ ᵐᵒᵘˢˢᵉ ⁻ ᵐⁱˢᶜ.

ᵗᵒᵈᵃʸ'ˢ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ: ʲᵃˢᵐⁱⁿᵉ ᵈʳᵃᵍᵒⁿ ᵖᵉᵃʳˡ ᵗᵉᵃ & ᵃᵐᵇᵉʳ ᵗᵉᵃʳ ⁻ ᵈʳᵃᵍᵒⁿ ᶻʰᵒⁿᵍˡⁱ ᶜᵒˡˡᵉᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ

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the dragon ascends,

stars fall,

light dims.

❝drink up before the tea gets cold.❞

my ko-fi! 🧡

[dragon-ascent]

Hand-holding with Zhongli.

In the eyes of most, such a simple gesture would be mundane, insignificant, minuscule even, in the grand scheme of things.

But when your hand slides into his welcoming palm, all you can think about is how this is the hand of a being who has forged countless divine weapons of fine jade, piercing his targets without room for error and claiming the land as his own. Not just weapons, but gold too—Mora, the very currency that makes Teyvat go round. It feels as though even a snap of his long fingers might send the world crumbling to dust.

This is the hand of one who has built his nation from the ground-up, introducing the traditional sloped roofs and sturdy stone exteriors. Under his guidance, Liyue had been turned from a barren land of mountains and valleys to a thriving trade nation raised from the roiling sea. If given enough time, these hands could shape the entire universe, having him mould it to the way he desires.

This is the hand of one who has slain countless gods and monsters alike, showing no partiality as long as the war raged on. This is a hand stained in blood, but all that violence has done little to whittle away at his gentleness. His touch ought to be crushing—yet here he is, beckoning for you to join his outstretched hand.

How can such an exalted presence such as Zhongli even care to throw a glance in your direction, much less hold you like this?

But your insecurities are dispelled with the way he gazes at you, honey-dipped affection and serene smile abound. He tilts his head at you the longer you stare at him, and he merely asks, “Is something the matter, my love?”

He squeezes your hand gently, his thumb running circles over your skin. Yes, all these lofty feats—and he still chooses to hold your hand like it’s the one thing that matters most to him in this moment. The one thing he treasures as much as his own history.

You smile and shake your head, squeezing his hand back. Rough, calloused, but so so warm. “It’s nothing.”

[dragon-ascent]

Zhongli is just so…warm, like your own personal sun.

You find yourself curling into him every chance you get. When enjoying tea together, you sidle up to him even if the mug you’re cupping in your hands is just as warm. When he’s talking about something that’s sparked his fancy, you’re holding his hand like a lifeline because of the warmth it gives you. Even in bed, you cling to him like a koala—and it sure makes it hard to get out of bed when you’re just so snug with him.

“Darling,” he might say, looking down at your form curled against his bare chest, a tender hand caressing your back, “time to wake up.”

You would simply mumble incoherently and tighten your grip, and Zhongli would have no choice but to let the better part of the morning slip away like this.

Is that his natural disposition, or is it simply his sheer gentleness that makes him so cozy a companion?

You ask him this one day, because you can ask him literally anything, and he simply laughs that light, airy chuckle of his as he regards you with nothing but affection.

“Perhaps it is something I radiate solely for you, my love,” he tells you, booping your nose, and that’s that.

Really, his warm aura is so magnetic it even comes through in less-than-ideal times…

You’re giving him the cold shoulder after a disagreement, your arms crossed and your gaze fixed straight ahead on some intangible point as you sit on the couch, ruminating in your vexation. You don’t even acknowledge him as he sits beside you; don’t even try to meet his apologetic gaze that doesn’t leave your face.

That familiar warmth seeps into you, even with the distance between you two. So gentle, so golden, so—compelling. And it is a chilly day…

“Ugh!” you exclaim, gnashing your teeth, and begrudgingly scoot up against your husband and rest your head on his shoulder, his hand instinctively coming up to pat your head soothingly.

Zhongli smiles. “Have you forgiven me then, my love?”

“No.” You press yourself up against him more firmly. Warm, warm, warm.

“Ah, I see.” He makes to pull away, but you grab onto him and keep him right where he is.

You wrinkle your nose. “I’m mad at you, but I’m still going to stick to you. Like glue. I’m making me your problem right now.”

Zhongli pulls you closer, planting a kiss on your head. “There is nothing I treasure more, dearest.”

[dragon-ascent]

When work calls Zhongli thousands of miles away from home, correspondence is what keeps you going for this period of long-distance romance.

You two send letters back and forth as many times as inhumanly possible, counting the days down until you can see each other again. Of course, Zhongli’s patience means he’s taking this a lot better than you are (not to say he misses you any less), but let’s just say you’re withering away with every day you spend at home by yourself. ‘I truly wish I could see you soon,’ you’d written in your latest letter to him. ‘What I wouldn’t give to have you back here with me.’

Zhongli reads your letter with tenderness swimming in his heart—and a plan. There is no purpose in the action he’s planning when all impurities have been cast away, but…some rules can have their exceptions. Just this once. Just for you.

You’re preparing dinner in the kitchen, a nice soup for yourself, bustling about while you hum a little tune your husband used to sing to you. Carefully you stir the pot, pleased as the steam curls and brings with it the desired aromas. All you need to do now is—

“Would you like me to check the salt in it, dearest?”

You scream; your soul nearly leaps out of your body when you see Zhongli leaning against the doorway, an earnest look in his eye and an expression that reads like he never left to begin with, and you’re panicking even more.

The golden-eyed man immediately rushes to you so that you don’t burn yourself, trying to calm you down with a firm embrace and an explanation pouring from his lips.

He hadn’t anticipated startling you this much. But as you yammer to him about how being a god doesn’t excuse him from giving you a damn heart attack, he realises there could have been a better way to officially demonstrate that he can split into multiple selves.

(I’m back, hello!)

[dragon-ascent]

Imagine Zhongli being your Valentine, but you don’t know his true identity yet.

“Hello, Zhongli,” you say brightly when you see him, but a dark shadow skitters across your face (though it may just be Zhongli’s imagination). “Happy Valentine’s Day! I brought you a box of chocolates for the occasion! Though, I’m afraid I must address a serious transgression you’ve committed against me first. You’ve kept this from me for so long.”

With a slight frown marring his face, Zhongli regards you carefully. “I see. And what might that be, my dear?”

Just like that, the shadow passes and you’re grinning. “You stole my heart! I must report you to the Millelith immediately!”

As you laugh, Zhongli inwardly sighs in relief and graciously accepts your gift to him.

Sight-seeing in the mountains may be an unconventional way to spend the day, but it’s a magical feeling nonetheless. As Zhongli explains the history of the mountain ranges to you from where you stand upon a giant pillar in the stone forest, you look around in awe at the massive, sprawling peaks limned by light and cor lapis alike.

”Such beauty,” you breathe, “the air is crisp and almost reverent in its silence, too. So mystical, like a god is standing right here with me.”

You look at the golden-eyed man pointedly, but he simply holds your gaze as evenly as possible. “Indeed,” he answers with a smile that betrays nothing.

After a few moments of this strange deadlock high up among the clouds, you break your gaze and turn back to admiring the world below. “Alas, Rex Lapis isn’t actually here to fawn over this with us anymore.”

Zhongli had ensured the two of you could enjoy a nice, private dinner in the finest booth at Liuli Pavilion, a romantic candlelit spread complete with all the dishes you enjoy most. What a gentleman!

”The food is spectacular,” you sigh dreamily. The gentle ambience casts a soft glow upon the two of you, flickering flames and the aroma of osmanthus providing a sweet embrace. Leaning forward and dropping your voice to a whisper, you add, “Since we’re alone, I think it would be wise to address the elephant in the room, don’t you think? The elephant in your side of the room, in particular.”

“Ah.” Zhongli takes a sip of his tea, his heartbeat picking up a bit. He hadn’t expected you to want to bring this up after the first two fake-outs, but he supposes now is as good a time to come clean as any. “Do tell me. What would you like to talk about?”

You blink, then burst into a fit of giggles. Pointing off to his side, you say, “Why, the elephant in the room, of course.”

Zhongli looks to where you’re pointing and finds, to his surprise, an elephant statuette. A lovely handiwork from the finest artisan of Sumeru. As you laugh to yourself, the poor man joins in as well, his secret safe for another day.

At the end of the night, you are happy and more than satisfied at how the day had progressed. Though, honestly, one would think—with all the hints you’d been dropping—it’s about time Zhongli fessed up to his identity. You’ve always had the suspicion he was far beyond humanity, but to keep up the charade for this long…goodness.

You bite into the floral chocolate he’s gifted you. Delicious.

Ah well, perhaps someday soon he’ll tell you the truth. (Late v-day special! And lantern rite shenanigans to come soon as well mwah mwah)

[dragon-ascent]

Please know that if you ever stop writing for Zhongli I will eat my own arm. No one writes for him the way you do, and the way you do is just so beautiful and perfectly in character I don’t know what to do with myself when I read a new work by you. In fact I’d go so far as to say no character in any fandom I’ve been in has a writer that makes such gorgeous works for them as the ones you do. I wouldn’t know how to function if I ever lost your works. Anyways please don’t make me eat my arm ❤️

Omg pls don’t eat your arm!! I’ll still be here writing for Zhongli in 2047!!

And my gosh this is such high praise I’m gonna cry?? 🥹💞 I’m endlessly grateful you like the way I write Zhongliiii!!! You don’t have to eat your arm ever ever ever!!

[dragon-ascent]

You mentioned a lore drop? I am not caught up with such things. What is the latest?

Here you go! It’s from the coming Lantern Rite patch! In basic terms, Zhongli can split himself into three identical clones.

Zhongli gets more and more mysterious with every year and aaaaa- heavenly star Zhongli truthers are so back 🥹

[dragon-ascent]

Zhongli tells you how he’s able to split himself into multiple forms at once, typically tuning his body duplication to three at a time—he hadn’t wished to keep this from you for so long, and it had only come up when you’d pestered him to finally talk about his past, no matter how minuscule a tidbit he’d be willing to give you. So he explains it to you.

He’s also launched into a tale of how he used to train against multiple copies of himself in the days of yore, but on seeing the cheeky look on your face that suggests you have something else on your mind, he trails off and asks you.

You grin. “Do you know what I happen to have three of, Zhongli?”

Zhongli cocks his head, regarding you curiously. “Is this about your three Rex Lapis figurines, darling?”

“Oh, no. Three things on my body to complement your three simultaneous forms.” You lean towards him, grin widening.

He frowns. “Three…embryonic layers, then.”

“Nope. I don’t even know what that is. But I’ll let you keep guessing until you get it right.”

You wink, and Zhongli has to sit there wondering what you could have three of that has you so flushed like this.

(y’all best believe i am milking the crap out of the latest lore drop we got. expect 193637 ficlets on this topic stat)

[dragon-ascent]

Intimidating Zhongli is no easy task.

A marriage devoid of whimsy is no marriage at all, and you are the biggest believer of this. Therefore, you do everything in your power to keep your beloved Zhongli amused.

“Zhongliiiii…” you rasp, inching your way to him in a terrifying limber, “I’m going to wear your skinnnn…”

Zhongli eyes you over the rim of his cup of tea. “How frightening, darling,” he says in a tone that suggests not a drop of fear at all. “Why do you wish to do that?”

Coming to a halt before him, you bare your teeth. “Becauseee…it’s very pretty…so soft and smooth…perfect for a ghoul like me to savour…”

Setting down his cup and folding his hands on his lap, Zhongli suggests calmly, “If it is the quality of my skin you covet, I would be more than happy to lend my knowledge of ancient skincare techniques—though, if you would like my honest opinion, you are radiant even without employing the skincare routine I follow.”

He makes to pinch your cheek in affection, but you hiss and recoil, dropping to the floor in a crawl. “No! No! It is your skin I want! I will wear only your skin!” You crawl in circles around his chair in a manner most hair-raising, but Zhongli, as always, is immune to your bait.

“Are you a caterpillar, darling?”

You growl, baring your teeth once more.

“Ah, a little puppy, then.” He pats your head. “My silly puppy.”

[dragon-ascent]

For a man who has seen an unfathomable amount of years pass by, birthdays start to hold less and less significance to the point that it becomes just another day—for Zhongli, at least, he’s always regarded this day as an opportunity to reflect on the year’s journey and look forward to the next one.

With you around, things are different. It’s always a day you make as special for him as possible, brimming with love and hugs and kisses and gifts galore. After the initial hype and affection, you set out to do whatever Zhongli wishes for the day.

This year, your husband takes you around the city to indulge in a myriad of leisurely activities.

First, he takes you out to a florist’s for flower arranging, teaching you about the significance of combining fresh Qingxin with evening-hued Violetgrass, or the meaning behind a bouquet with five Silk Flowers and two Glaze Lilies. (You make him a bouquet with every kind of flower arranged neatly in a heart shape.)

✯

The high morning is pleasant, so he takes you out to enjoy the natural world atop a hill overlooking the vast valleys beyond the harbor. As the cool breeze caresses your face, Zhongli tells you a story about an adeptus said to be cloaked in mist and dew, appearing only when the sunlight dapples just the right spot.

✯

A hearty lunch is in order! You take Zhongli to Xinyue Kiosk and order a heavenly spread, sumptuous and elaborate as his tastes. You’re supposed to be paying, but Zhongli insists on doing so himself—he brought his wallet, after all. You pout at this, but he simply laughs and pops a dumpling in your mouth, cooing at how adorable you look. It instantly perks you up.

✯

Nostalgia touches Zhongli, for he wishes to dress in his old garb of centuries past—it’s alright, he tells you, nobody in this day and age will be able to tell. So here he is, in regal brown and gold, elegant as a dragon, poised as a Qilin. (You drop to your knees in reverence, but Zhongli, ever the humble man, picks you up and draws you close to his chest. That only makes you melt even more.)

✯

Tea and calligraphy are an affable pair, so you spend the evening together penning elegant verses while sipping tea and enjoying a stage performance while you fret over your artistic skills. Your husband assures you your wonky looping and ghastly lettering are actually very charming, but he’s one to talk. He’s penned down, in sublime writing, verses of poetry that could make Celestia weep.

✯

The night market is bustling with people! Vendors hawking their goods, buyers laughing, haggling and chattering. A dough sculpture shop catches your eye, and Zhongli is all too happy to tell you about the history of dough sculpting. When he lets you take your pick of the playful little figures, what else do you pick but a lovely Rex Lapis figure?

As the night climbs on and the year writes its final words before turning to the next chapter, there’s a show of fireworks to honor everything that has been and everything that will be. Of course, you always treat it like a double celebration for your beloved’s birthday.

Hugging him close, you gaze up at that boundless sky, raising your new Rex Lapis dough sculpture and pretending he’s up there, weaving his way through those glorious lights. But the reason for your beaming face is, primarily, thanks to the fact that the brightest star is right next to you, hand around your waist, cheek nuzzling yours in tender affection.

Zhongli, too, smiles to himself, warmth touching his face like a brand new dawn.

Your happiness is the greatest gift you could ever give him.

[dragon-ascent]

If you have a native language you speak other than the common tongue, best believe you’ll try to use it on Zhongli to poke a bit of fun at his expense.

Except, it doesn’t really work.

You’re grinning as you try to get Zhongli to say something that you told him means ‘I am handsome,’ but actually means ‘I am really stupid.’ But he simply raises an eyebrow and narrows his eyes at you.

“Darling,” he starts slowly, in your native tongue, “I have perfected speaking your language already. I know that does not mean what you claim it means.”

Your eyes go wider than the bowl you had slurped noodles out of last night. “What?! When did you learn?!”

He simply smiles, ever the picture of serenity. “It is only natural for me to learn the language of my beloved, is it not? I had begun learning since a little before our marriage.”

“W-well…how come you never said anything?”

“I wished to wait for the right moment, darling.” He’s still as serene as ever. “Though I do suppose there’s no better moment for you to find out than this. Your teasing will have no effect on me.”

From then on, he begins to greet you in your native tongue. Flawless pronunciation as always, his sentences flowing like spring rivers. Heck, sometimes it feels like he’s far more fluent than you are.

And he is, actually. Not only does he speak with perfect contemporary vocabulary most frequently adopted by most native speakers, he’s also learned the finer, older dialects seen in literature of centuries past. Words that you don’t know and sentences that you can’t comprehend because they’re so far removed from the lexicon of today…

“What do you think?” Zhongli asks eagerly, having just waxed poetic in the old vernacular of your language.

You blink at him blankly but affix a smile onto your face. “I think I heard the word for ‘cat’ somewhere in there?”

“Oh, no, darling. I was comparing your visage to an autumn moon.”

[dragon-ascent]

One winter, Liyue Harbor is quite surprised to see Zhongli having gone from distinguished, refined gentleman dressed in sumptuous finery, to certified soft boi wrapped in pastel pleasure and Liyue-bubus.

It’s all thanks to you.

As the first part of your master plan, you take advantage of how he happily accepts anything and everything you gift him—from the serious presents that match his antique aesthetics, to the cringey joke hats and sweaters—he receives them all without complaint, because anything you set out to give him is a gift most worthwhile indeed.

The weather is getting colder and colder, you tell him, presenting him with a lovely lilac sweater vest. It pairs perfectly with the rosy pink cardigan you’ve bought for him as well, and with much gratitude he slips the clothes on.

“I feel quite warm and comfortable in these,” your husband says with a soft smile, wrapping his arms around himself (you can barely contain a squeal at how fluffy he looks). “Thank you, my dearest.”

You grin. You’re not quite done yet.

He ought to protect his head and ears so as to prevent catching a cold! Granted he’s less susceptible to sickness considering he isn’t human, but you give him a lovely cream-colored knit hat all the same.

This one is special: it’s got little dragon ears sticking out the top, much like Zhongli when he in his tinier, chonky form. A true Rex Lapis believer would never go out without a nice Chonkli hat in the winter, after all!

The next thing you gift him is a puffy backpack patterned with silk flowers and glaze lilies galore, looking like a fairy garden in its own right. The bag itself is the same shade of pink as his cardigan—after all, a matching outfit speaks volumes to style. Zhongli can put all his work things in the bag, so it’s a gift of both aesthetics and convenience.

As Zhongli happily transfers his work material from his (rather drab, in your opinion) plain brown briefcase, you present him your last token of affection—it’s a little doll, wide-eyed and adorned with little flower pins it its purple rabbit-like ears (hair?), pointy-toothed grin stretching from ear to ear, its glittery blue hanfu its only saving grace from its horror show aspects.

This is a Liyue-bubu: one of the nation’s latest and greatest trends, and it would not do for the god to be out of touch with his own land’s fashions, would it?

Zhongli beams and kisses your forehead as he eagerly affixes the ghastly little thing to one of the zippers on his new backpack.

Thusly he ends up sitting at his desk at work, warm pink and purple adorning his body, a Chonkli knit hat sitting snugly on his head, and a nice flowery backpack leaning against his seat. When a bereaved client comes in for a solemn consultation, Zhongli nods and scoops his twinkly bag up to rummage through it for the item he needs.

The Liyue-bubu dangling against the zipper grins leerily at the poor client who just wants to discuss the budget for the burial he’s planning.

[dragon-ascent]

hii this is kind of random but I've been following your tumblr for a while as a fellow zhongli enthusiast. anyways today I was reminiscing back on old fics n authors I used to like on quotev and lo and behold I check east miracle's activities and see them link a tumblr that leads back to you 😭😭 that is sooo crazy it's like my childhood and adulthood interests converging at once. I can't believe that was you lol but yes I'm so grateful you're still writing <3 it's always a treat to read your zhongliposting, please never stop feeding us!!! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

Oh wowie, I didn’t know i still had visitors on my quotev acc! That’s so cool, I’m so happy i could be a part of multiple stages of your life hahaha. I’ll always be writing in some corner of the internet <333

[dragon-ascent]

I love ur works so much everytime i check the zhongli tag and see your writing i CHEER!!! thank you for keeping zhongli nation alive, your writing is always so thoughtful to his character as well and such unique and sweet scenarios 🧡

Wehhhh thank you thank you, I aim to please!! Zhongli is the perfect muse for silliness and sweetness so I’m glad I can deliver~ <333

[dragon-ascent]

Hi! I’m not sure if this was your work, but are you the author who came up with the idea where Zhongli and the MC are soulmates... with the twist being that the MC keeps reincarnating to assassinate him? i remember coming across that concept a loooong time ago, and i was wondering if it was yours.

I’m not really up to date with genshin anymore, but your works still pop into my head from time to time. I remember loving how silly and cute they were. And today i found myself thinking, “I’m going to track down the author!”. I’m glad you weren’t hard to find, since you showed up right at the top of the search!!

Oh I do have something kind of similar! Not soulmates, though, so if that part’s something you clearly remember then it might not be me. The concept I had was this one, where Zhongli clearly remembers MC’s face in every incarnation of theirs because he’s had to kill them each time, and now MC’s latest modern-day self is here to kill him.

[dragon-ascent]

When it comes to striking fear in the hearts of your enemies, tiny chonker dragon Zhongli is most effective.

You are sitting under a tree, watching the clouds pass by at leisure, as one does. It’s an uneventful day, but quite lovely all the same. Your husband Zhongli hasn’t gone too far; he’s wandered off to pick some flowers he had been admiring earlier.

You sit there waiting in peace, until a small group of treasure hoarders comes swaggering over, the most annoying smirks plastered on their smug faces.

“Hullo there,” one of them drawls, leaning forward into the shade of the tree—and encroaching upon your space. “That’s a neat amulet you’ve got on. Mind handing it over quietly and without fuss? ‘Course, if you wanna do it the hard way, we won’t say no.”

You clutch the amulet hanging at your neck—one that Zhongli had gifted you. You’ll be damned if you ever let anyone else have it.

“Oh, give me a break," you whine, getting up. “I'm telling you, you don't want to mess with me!” Your Vision, tucked away from sight, flares to life, ready to let you take care of these miscreants.

One of them snickers. “Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?”

You steal a quick glance off to the side and see Zhongli approaching, flowers in hand. He pauses at the sight, eyes flicking between you and the treasure hoarders. There’s a slight frown on his face, but he doesn’t do anything—yet. He knows you can take care of things yourself.

Well, you hope he’ll cooperate with the fantastic idea that’s just taken root in your mind. There’s no need to use force at all.

Leaning forward with crafted arrogance, you say, loudly and haughtily, “Haven’t you heard of me? I’m a dark mage.” The corner of your lip quirks up. “I could turn you all into harmless little creatures.” You watch as they go from stunned silence to a fit of snickers, then break into full-on peals of laughter, clutching their sides in an obvious display of disbelief.

“Of all the bluffs I've ever heard, this one's gotta take the cake for prime bullshittery!” one of them guffaws.

You roll your eyes and huff, planting your hands on your hips. “So you guys have chosen to piss me off. You want a taste of what a mage can do?” You make a show of looking around, then your eyes fall pointedly on Zhongli. “Ah. Isn’t that the old Wangsheng fool?”

Zhongli winks ever so subtly.

Smirking, you turn and announce to your incredulous audience, “Watch as I turn him into a small and harmless creature, never to enjoy the gift of humanity again!”

Chanting a string of incoherent gibberish and waggling your fingers, you thrust your hands towards your darling husband in a grand gesture of dark magic. (It also helps that elemental particles flicker about, courtesy of your Vision.)

Poof! Zhongli the man turns into Zhongli the tiny chonker, who squeaks in feigned surprise. He looks around, eyes landing on his fluffy tail, which he then begins to chase in circles. Once an elegant man full of wisdom, now barely more than a clueless dragon-puppy-thing.

The treasure hoarders have skedaddled, screaming, before you can even turn to them with a triumphant grin.

You chuckle and turn to your fluffy little husband padding over to you, picking him up. “I guess none of them were in the mood to become cute little fellas?”

Zhongli squeaks in agreement and then nips your cheek. Ow. That was probably for calling him ‘the old Wangsheng fool.’

[dragon-ascent]

Dragon Zhongli has a penchant for sniffing you.

He doesn’t mean anything by it; it’s merely one of the ways he seeks comfort in your presence—your scent makes him happy. Even if you’re right there in front of his eyes, get ready for gentle gusts of breath to ghost over you.

You could be minding your own business, admiring the flowers in your garden…and then you feel warm air hit your back, and when you turn, you just see his draconic mouth, nostrils flaring, amber eyes dancing like flames.

And then he sniffs you aggressively.

Narrowing your eyes at him, you wait for him to finish, to pause and catch his breath…but when he exhales he’s back to sniffing you in short bursts.

There’s a low growling sound when you walk away, but you’ve learned to pay no heed.

He’s back at it again after following you anyway. Snout beside your ear, he whickers eagerly. Rapid inhales, like an overgrown puppy.

Celestia forbid you want to enjoy a nice afternoon nap in the grass, feeling the gentle sun wash over you as you close your eyes and begin to drift into the realm of sweet dreams.

You can feel the shadow even behind your eyelids—at first you assume a cloud must be passing over the sun, but when you hear that all-too-familiar staccato of breathing, whipping your hair and clothes like a gale has been created for you personally, you open your eyes to see your big dragon husband looming over you, taking in your scent for the umpteenth time this afternoon.

“Zhongli…” You lean away, he only leans in, snout nuzzling at your side, whickering like there’s no tomorrow. “I smell exactly the same as I did three minutes ago.”

“I know, darling,” he rumbles between puffs. And the whickering continues.

If you were to somehow worm your way out of his grasp and peer behind him, you’d see his tail swishing side to side in bliss, the golden tuft threading through the tree branches like autumn leaves.

Who knows, one day Zhongli might decide sniffing no longer satiates him. He might open his great maw and…