YOUR MIND HAS BEEN DAMAGELY CORRUPTED.

hi im ----- adn this is my dragon ball sideblog lol. main @ netscapenavigaytor and artblog @ shinydecamark 

[dragonballevolution]

promo post type thing

hi im ----- (it/they) (also known as @netscapenavigaytor​ and @shinydecamark​) and eventhough i made a dbz side blog i dont follow like, any active dbz blogs. do people made promo posts exclusively for sideblogs?? idont know.

anyway if youre a Spoiler-Free DBZ Blog (as in no spoilers for the new dbs movie) say something on this post and i might follow you maybe

and also my own blog IS spoiler free (bc i cant watch teh movie yet.). i largely just post random bullshit as i feel like it. i like silly filler, side characters, terrible merch, and searing neons. got kin assigned bio-broly once. also im bizarrely obsessed with everything to do with the lame live action movie no one likes

[dballzposting]

I've been seeing some posts lately that are like "Am I the only one who has read / who cares about the manga??" The answer is yes. Most of us normal fans only care about the non-canon anime filler, shipping canon characters with female saiyan ocs, the dragon ball tshirts they sell at Target, and funko pops . Please get help

[pseudoquarium]

The Story of Lard Beepus and The Tragic Tale of the Super Bonus Universe are Fucking Old. AAAGAH

[metamelonisle]

[sonichedgeblog]

Lazy Days ~Livin’ in Paradise~ …THEME OF “BIG” ‘Sonic Adventure’ Dreamcast Jun Senoue

[ashstfu]

[reasoncourt]

when i don’t like a female character on a tv show i treat it like homework. like i know she’s right. i’m the problem. i just have to try harder

[reasoncourt]

i love all the people saying they blame male writers. you know her heart. you know this isn’t her. it’s a man

[fandomshatepeopleofcolor]

[imperfectercell]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

Dragonball: Evolution (2009) BEST SCENE

[dballzposting]

Different dragon ball chatacters' reactions when it straight up smells like spiders in here

Trunks: Yo it straight up smells like spiders in here

Future Trunks: (thinking in his head, says nothing outloud) Huh... Smells like spiders....

Tarble: Nii-San, do you smell spiders too?

Tienshinhan: Careful. There are spiders.

Piccolo: Watch your step. I smell spiders.

Gohan (adult): Wow, hey, you smell that? Smells like spiders!

Gohan (kid): Oh, spiders. (Content, relieved, intrigued, or discomforted, depending on the kind of day hes had.)

Chichi: And it smells like spiders in here! Do you really think that this is acceptable? You clean up your room RIGHT NOW!

Yajirobe: What? I'm not going in there. It straight up smells like spiders

Lord Beerus: Whis, do you smell that?

Whis: Yes my Lord, if I'm not mistaken, it smells as though this place has been long inhabited by spiders.

Nappa: (running scouter) So that's it. Lord Vegeta, this place is full of spiders.

Vegeta: (eating spiders) Keep up, Nappa.

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(Pu’ar comes home to Yamucha’s swanky cabin when the semester lets out at Shapeshifting University)

Pu’ar: I see the two empty bourbon glasses in the sink … Have you been drinking with the foxes again?

Yamucha: (is at his tiny table eating Bachelor Chow with a spoon that looks so small in his garage of a fist, shirtless after sleep, appearing very much like a hairy middle aged man): Oh no … I just had some company over last night is all…

Pu’ar: You’re not still rebounding from when Tenshinhan broke up with you are you…

Yamucha: No no … Just a guy friend ….

Pu’ar: Oh well that’s good. Anyone I know?

Yamucha: Eh .. shoot Pu’ar .. it was just Vegeta is all…

Pu’ar: EH-?! Vegeta?!

Yamucha: Yeah … you remember before you left for school that he was starting to loosen up at Guy’s Night .. you know he can actually be pretty decent company if you’re willing to put the time in and drill past his unsociable and unseemly exterior…

Pu’ar: Yes I remember that but I can’t believe that you’re actually hanging out? Still? That was a while ago. He’s not, like, sick of you yet?

Yamucha: WOW. Really feeling the love Pu’ar. 

Pu’ar: How is it that you’ve got Vegeta domesticated and hanging out with you??

Yamucha: Well, I’m just charming is all.

Pu’ar: No kidding …

(silence. It feels tense for some reason.)

Pu’ar: Why Vegeta?

Yamucha: Huh?

Pu’ar: I know you’re charming, but he’s not. How is he good company for you?

Yamucha: …Geez, I dunno. Why all the questions? You know you wouldn’t have to ask if you hadn’t left. Maybe see for yourself next time he’s over.

Pu’ar: You know I’m trying to get my Master’s -

Yamucha: And you can’t come back on the weekends?

Pu’ar: It’s tough breaking away from school every week like that, I can’t afford the distraction!

Yamucha: Well I’m sorry that I’m just a DISTRACTION from your VERY IMPORTANT LIFE GOALS.

Pu’ar: You know it’s not like that-!

Yamucha: I know, I know, I know, I’ve heard it. Look I’m- … I’m tired, okay? I didn’t sleep much last night. You’re back now, let’s .. let’s just move on. 

Pu’ar: ….

Pu’ar: … “Next time he’s over,” huh? You think he’ll be back?

Yamucha: Presumably. Probably. Possibly. Maybe.

Pu’ar: …He come around often?

Ymaucha: (puts spoon down) …. Pu’ar….

Pu’ar: …You didn’t sleep much last night?

Yamucha: It’s not like that-

Pu’ar: Oh you think it fit to lie to my face now? 

Yamucha: Oh you think it fit to accost me in my own cabin now?

Pu’ar: OUR cabin.

Yamucha: My cabin, your cabin - Vegeta’s around more often than you are, is it his cabin now too?

Pu’ar: You can’t be ser- He’s married, you know!

Yamucha: Maybe. Not that you’d know. You’re always away at Two-Faced University.

Pu’ar: Yamucha, I’m sorry. I thought that I’d be good to go but now I see that I shouldn’t have left you alone. I didn’t realize that you were not handling well the breakup with Tenshi-

Yamucha: Don’t even say his name, this isn’t about him! I don’t want to hear his name. Look he’s a swell guy but I’m past him. He can go train in that waterfall all alone if he wants to so bad I’m not gonna stop him. I’m over him. This isn’t about him. I’ve moved on. I have other friends now.

Pu’ar: What are their names? Jack Daniels and Brandy?

Yamucha: QUIT IT PU’AR. You know I’m a Bourbon man now.

Pu’ar: Vegeta’s not your friend.

Yamucha: What do you know about friendship Pu’ar.

Pu’ar: I’m your best friend!

Yamucha: And Vegeta’s around more than you are! 

Pu’ar: YOU CAN’T BE HAVING GAY SEX WITH VEGETA!

Yamucha: WHAT OF IT? WHY NOT?

Pu’ar: BECASUE! BULMA WILL KILL YOU!!!

Yamucha: SO? I’VE DIED BEFORE, I’LL DO IT AGAIN!

Pu’ar: (tearing up) I DON’T WANT TO LOSE YOU AGAIN!!!

Yamucha: (even though it hurts him to say) YOU ALREADY HAVE..!!

i dont know how to end this post

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[imperfectercell]

[dragonballevolution]

IVE FINALLY FINISHED MY COLLECTION OF THIS DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION FIGURE LINE......!!!!! ALL SEVEN OF THEM... AND i got them with accompanying oozaru parts so i have the full oozaru fig too :3

[dballzposting]

Chaozu & Oolong & Puar could go clubbing. But more pertintently they try to hit the town at night but end up having to stop an alien invasion. They’re successful and none of the other Z guys every find out that it happened. On the other side of the globe Tenshinhan is picking flowers with Yamucha trying to figure out what his feelings are while Cghaozu & Oolong & Puar are shooting guns and going on car chases

It starts out like they’re gonna go clubbing but it just escalates. It’s like a 45-min special that is directed by one guy who was inspired by Quentin Tarantino and another guy who was inspired by Michael Bay and they collaborate and bicker but in the end create something beautiful … 

Oolong just has underwear on his head the whole time and his role is to be like “OOOUGH THIS IS IT GUYS .. ! IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED …!” everytime it looks like they’re gonna die.

Puar does stuff but idk what

Chaozu is so calm and cool and collected and chill and based and at the beginning he plays music in the car (he’s driving using his psychic abilities to push the pedals) and puar & oolong are expecting something severe and intense and real but he just plays like … a 3oh!3 song. And theyre surprised by this but chaozu is sooo cool and real that he makes this cringe moment Based . He plays it becasue he likes it.

OTHER SONGS THAT CHAOZU LIKES:

- “Pale Shelter” by Tears For Fears 

- “Brother And Sister” by Erasure

- “Private Idaho” by the B-52s

There’s a scene near the beginning where thye’re shopping for cool clothes (they’ve only just begun to get an inkling that Something isnt quite Right around these parts… chaozu’s clairvoyancy is warning him that something amiss may occur…but well anyway) and Chaozu is finding something cool and meanwhile Oolong & Puar have the obligatory conversation of:

Oolong: So I’ve been meaning to ask .. are .. are you like … a chick?

Puar: …… Man I’m just trying to get throuhg the week man.

Later when they almsot die Oolong is like “puar if we’re gonna die here then there’s something that I have to admit yo you …. When we were in kindergarten .. i … I stole your crayons … and ate them” and puar is like “SO THAT WAS YOU! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!’ and they starts fighting while Chaozu has a gun fight around the corner and fixes the situation 

Chaozu acquires sunglasses early on btw and at a later point in the movie they get blown off of his face and immediately a cooler pair falls from nowhere and lands on his face and stays there. And it is 100% for the audience’s sake becasue chaozu was cool enough to not need that

AM I MAKING SENSE.. ?!!

Afterwards they all go their separate ways and chaozu returns to tenshinhan and tenshinhan is like “How was your week chaozu” and chaozu knows what tenshinhan can & can’t handle and what he should & shouldn’t know so he just says “It was great Ten-san! What about yours?” and that gets the attention off of himself really fast

[sourdough777]

what if dragon ball evolution was a little less lame

[velveteen-vampire]

really old drawing made for a really niche audience