Guess Who

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[twomenofnote]

if being asked to be john’s best man rendered sherlock speechless, i can’t even imagine what he’s gonna be like when john proposes to him. probably gonna slip into a coma or something

[orpheus-descends]

“He doesn’t look like he should be hanging out with you,” teased Victor, then laughed when Sherlock scowled and snatched the photo back.

[thewaysinwhich]

Fixed it.

[silentauroriamthereal]

This is so much more accurate, hahahahahahaha

[incorrectbbcsherlockquotes]

Mycroft: Sherlock, why do you smell like weed?

Sherlock: How do you know what weed smells like?

Mycroft, caught off-guard: I…

Sherlock: Ah-ha! Busted, Mycroft! You’re grounded for a week!

[leleonora2000]

This made me laugh so hard. :,D

[meetmybeautifulchaos]

John: Hey Sherlock, can you do me a small favour

Sherlock: I would literally kill for you, but go on

[sherlockspeare]

John what exactly did you see there

[thepastelpeach]

life sucks but ballet/rugby johnlock is soft

//dont repost my art period plz and thank you//

[that-cheer-up-anon]

please look at this dumb thing I spent too much time on

[mandywondering]

Military Leadership Exam

Spot the difference:

[afishlearningpoetry]

John: nearly confesses that he loves Sherlock in fear that they’re both going to die in a fiery explosion

Sherlock, knowing John loves him and being a huge dumb asshole:

[strangeps3lyricsmuffin]

😂😂

[ughbenedict]

#025: lestrade is getting tired of our love birds

“27.” “what?” “you’ve called each other ‘husband’ 27 times since we entered this room.”

[whodwantmeasaflatmate]

Lovelovelove

[watsonpersonality]

Poor Greg! 😂

[221teabees-deactivated20230214]

[stoportotouch]

fairfax: do you ever think before you speak?

jack point: yeah i think “ha! funny” and then open my mouth

[robertseanleonard]

Have a seat, John.

[221b-carefulwhatyouwishfor]

Sherlock eyes the decorative box on the kitchen table with suspicion. “What’s this?”

John glances up with a sly smile. “It’s for you. Open it.”

Sherlock cautiously lifts the lid, revealing four beautiful chocolates sprinkled with fleur de sel.

“They reminded me of you,” John grins.

“Oh? How so?”

“Dark and salty on the outside, soft and sweet inside.”

The corner of Sherlock’s mouth curves up. “I’m complex.” He gazes at John. “If I’m chocolate, then you’re a shot of espresso.”

John raises a curious eyebrow.

“Small, strong, slightly bitter and hot as hell,” Sherlock says.

John squints, then laughs. “You’re ridiculous.”

“And you’re a romantic.” He pops a chocolate into his mouth.

John stands, kisses him, tasting the cocoa, caramel, and salt.

“Happy Valentine’s Day, love.”

[darcylindbergh]

john: i’ve only had sherlock holmes for five minutes now but if anything were to happen to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

jefferson hope: 

john: [shoots him] what did i just say

[221teabees-deactivated20230214]

That’s it. That’s the entire first episode.