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Desription

[anxietyproblem]

[raxtenten]

Did you mean…?

[dragoncornn]

This is what that reminded me of.

[dragoncornn]

What if we turned meat into vegetables somehow and tricked vegans into eating them just because.

[dragoncornn]

Introducing... the bee cup. Get it at dildogenerator.com

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thank you tumblr

[dragoncornn]

Forbidden Caviar

[dragoncornn]

[dragoncornn]

I got two moods: Ballin and bawlin. Rarely the former.

[dragoncornn]

I am blessed but in French.

[dragoncornn]

Things I am doing:

Typing

Using Tumblr

Sitting in a tree

Breathing silently

Looking through binoculars

Observing your my house

Oh yeah and btw you look great in that dress.

[br-ook]

back to school shopping for a backpack

[aroranger]

don’t forget your pencils!!

[kaneklee-deactivated20241016]

and your lunch

[politifag]

and your asswhoopen nerd 

[meucuquebrilha]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Why they dippin the baby like chicken tenders???

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

aw man i dropped my iphone

[amygdalae]

best part of drinking a monstered energy is absorbing the dragon shout from the front of the can

[amygdalae]

[dragoncornn]

Which dragon shout is it.

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

“Hey, there are 0 letters in the alphabet, right?” “No, there’s 26.” “oh, sorry, i must have forgotten The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog.. ;)” “What about R..” “How could i forget.. R u single..?”

[dammitd]

There’s an “R” in brown though

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

Hmm. it would appear that one of us is wrong, and that one of us… is yourself. there’s no r in brown. and thats final

[dragoncornn]

But there's no r in final either . . .

[neutraldankhotel]

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

what?

[neutraldankhotel]

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

hope youre okay

[dragoncornn]

This is the peak of okayness.

[thebootydiaries]

me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*

me: the suffering begins

[dragoncornn]

If you have a french test, learn all other 7,116 languages so the only right answers are the ones that you don't know.

[dragoncornn]

Some people out there, they don't want to be happy. You should do exactly what they don't want you to do. Squeeze grapefruits in their eyeballs and run away screaming "olololololololol!!!"