[victusinveritas]

[hydrotoxicity]

[incestling]

In all the discourse about things boys do (crack open a cold one, come to the yard, are back in town) not once has someone mentioned the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye and singing “this’ll be the day that I die” and I will not stand for this good old boys erasure

[bob-belcher]

[veganvaporeon-deactivated201801]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate non-binary fairies please

[lorwhal]

“little sillies” :’3

[bidyke]

Also note that this was written before pink was assigned to girls and blue to boys.

[puppetfriend]

*chanting* GAY! PUPPETS! GAY! PUPPETS! GAY ! PUPPET!

[smarter]

me as a dad

[dammitd]

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

[teenagerposts]

[thepersonalquotes]

[comradesaucegay]

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

[comradesaucegay]

and so it begins..

[voxiferous-deactivated20171119]

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

[iopele]

… this photo makes the whole thing so much better and I cannot stop laughing help I need oxygen

[idkcake]

[thedarklordkeisha]

Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.

[goodquoteco]

[keikomivra]

Never apologize for burning too brightly  Or collapsing into yourself every night That is how galaxies are made

~ Tyler Kent White

[pandavalkyrie]

You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your talents reflect your interests and passions, and what’s important to you is important.

[theycantalk]

dinner

[luvbey]

a cool date would be laying in bed while u show me your favorite songs