Free as Dust in the Solar Wind

Yo, I'm a rad punk flower with a penchant for dancing all over your silly outdated patriarchy. I'm gonna mess the world up, if I feel like it! But if you're cool to me, I'll be cool to you too. Who wants to play video games and snuggle on the couch?...

[dragonfirerogue]

Jesus Christ. I knew the dialogue for the bonds in DW:O could be gay but DAMN does Lu Bu just go right for it.

[iamonlyhereforthefreefood]

When Everything Everywhere All at Once said “The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind, especially when we don’t know what’s going on" 

When the Good Place said “Why choose to be good every day when there is no guaranteed reward now or in the afterlife… I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.” 

When Jean-Paul Sartre said ”‘Hell is other people’ is only one side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also ‘Heaven is each other’. Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven on the other hand is very simple, and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.“

[dragonfirerogue]

I wear my Gilded Poppy pin while at work and I giggle to myself cuz I work at a casino lol It's the little things

[visual-infinity]

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

how dare you do that to baby 

[towerofglass]

[noodle-fc]

Lucky for Cait that when the time came Vi was wearing an honest-to-god shirt instead of 1,042 meters of ribbon. Those two snaps accomplished in seconds what might have required 4 and a half minutes of unwinding.

[dragonfirerogue]

Yanno, considering that Vi woke up in Cait's bed, she probably put that shirt on her when she was unconscious.

Then Cait knew Vi was gonna go to Jinx.

... Which means she probably planned to do the thing at some point anyway 👀

[dragonfirerogue]

Hi guys.

Soooo I happened to have these smol, neat little pins made cuz I'm trash and I miss these stupid stories. HOWEVER I now have like 20 of these. So I'm down to sell some for like $5 each.

If anyone's interested, just shoot me a message and we'll hash it out, yeah?

[dragonfirerogue]

Every so often, I think about Lovestruck and Vivienne Tang and my heart does a fun little flip.

[shadovvheart]

isabela sketches to get into the summer mood ☀️

[everythingfox]

They have accepted their fates

[secondlina]

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

[yolas0]

[shadowpuppetteer]

So we've all heard of the "I Want Song" genre in musicals.

But what about the "Let's talk about the bitch behind their back like they're not in the room" song, or "singing s*** behing a bitche's back". There's a surprising amount of them.

"Belle" from Beauty and the Beast

"Scrooge" from Muppet Christmas Carol

"Maria" from The Sound of Music

"Look at Me I'm Sandra Dee" from Grease

"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" from How The Grinch Stole Christmas

"Jackass In a Can" from Galavant

"Phony King of England" from Robin Hood

"Stepsister's Lament" from Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella

"Non-Stop" from Hamilton

And, of course, the man, the myth, the legend...

"We Don't Talk About Bruno" from Encanto

You can learn a lot about a character and story from what they sing versus what other people sing about them.

[academicblorbo]

Let's not forget

"Jack's Obsession" from The Nightmare Before Christmas

Basically it's Hollywood's rendition of the Chorus in Ancient Greek plays: a bunch of *relevant* people (like townspeople or elders or even the Gods) all sing about the plot or the main character together. Neat

[baba-fett]

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

[paranormal-taters]

specifically this kind of bonk.

[generouskittendragon]

Cheetah - Wildlife

[whereserpentswalk]

Select your gender affirming care:

middle surgery

wings and/or tentacles

extra eyes and/or arms

cat ears, tail and instincts

tentacles where genitals used to be

smooth skin where genitals used to be

mouth where genitals used to be

second body you also get to control

Incorporeal (digital or phantasmal)

mouth able to open into a mess of many jaws and fangs

entire outer layer of flesh replaced with exoskeleton (mechanical or insectoid)

Become the sentient undead (a false and godless mockery of immortality ^_^)

Voting ended onSep 8, 2023

[likepeaches]

wait wtf is cream soda

[nvtxl]

cause when we're creaming and popping...

[likepeaches]

we’re cropping?

[nvtxl]

we're peaming

[amvs]

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

[kaijuno]

[kittykattaffy]

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

[kaijuno]

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

[jabberwockypie]

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

[jabberwockypie]

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.