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@dragons-hoarded-treasure
Tracer: Iāll speak French between your legs~
Widowmaker: one of the least arousing things Iāve ever been told.
Mccree: Iām just picturing someone screaming BONJOUR at a penis.
Genji: Sacre Bleu Mademoiselle Vagina!
Tracer: Hon Hon Hon titty croissant!
Hanzo: TITTY CROISSANT!
Widowmaker: NONE OF YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX!
Okay but I was imagining a literally just walking into the room to hear hahaha titty croissant and spitting out his tea
I am here to fight u because pears are the best fruit (ąø ā¢Ģ_ā¢Ģ)ąø
Jk (even though pears are delicious af), I love your headcanons and you're a super awesome writer!!!!
This is so nice ;_; thank you!!!
And yeah as much as I think pears are gross I often remember just how much I detest cherries even more š - Pears
*Kicks down door* pears, I can forgive butā¦
YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKIN SHIT BOUT CHERRIES!!
~Bambi
Mccree: n-not even cherry pie??
I'm sorry who's over here talking s*** about my favorite fruit
Harbinger
PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW
Oh my God I'm crying. He's so cute! He can live in my house and head rent free.
Hi Would You Like To Talk To Me About Dinosaurs?
Yes Absolutely
i scribbled this out so fast this is such a funny concept
Ok, be honest, do you main that character but you like their abilities, or because you think they're cute? Stop hiding
A bit of both ~Bambi
How dare you put those things in the tags. @mulberrybambi I see that there and those phrases deserve their 5 minutes of glory.
Mu And CoCo on Instagram / Etsy
reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if youāve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier youād forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)
A reminder.
76 with a beard, Mccrees beard is longer with a neat haircut, Reinhardt gone full Viking with his man bun and beard. Blizzard really just said āweāre going daddy shoppingā
Now give us some Hanzo and sigma content please ~Bambi
Oh my God @mulberrybambi I am dying to see what Hanzo's going to look like He's going to be so beautiful I bet
I'm worried about the next electricity bill bound to come in the next couple of weeks š folks are getting charged like $9000 per megawatt. Fuck the Texas officials who got us into this mess
Some folks are getting $25,000-$100,000 bills just from having electricity some of the time this past week holy shit
If you are a Texan facing price gouging from ANY company, please watch this video!
This includes electric companies, water and gas companies, hotels/inns you had to stay at due to the weather and groceries selling necessities!!
And while we're here, if youd like to see direct action for holding Ted Cruz responsible for his failure to serve his state, you can do it with a simple text!
TEXT: PJENDN to 50409 to send a prewritten letter to your representatives!
@dragons-hoarded-treasure
This is the one.
Just in case you need it...
I really hope this gets dealt with quickly.
YOUCH. ILL KEEP MY EYES PEELED.
Parmesan Bread Bites
Please allow me to introduce Sir Lindt Lindor Truffles. Truffle for short.
Okay ONE MORE I SWEAR! I promise to finish my other 2 fics before starting a 3rd. I just wanted some more angst before I put a pin in it - Pears
Continued from here
Hanzo: *wakes up after dozing off next to the crib, looks in to see Tomo and Mochi still glowing and protecting reader as they all sleep in a cuddle puddle* Hmm... *heads to the door* I need to find the toilet here...
*He sleepily heads into the dorm hallways, wandering aimlessly looking for the bathroom only to stop when hearing a voice*
???: And he brings an INFANT of all things?!
Hanzo: *stops and hides behind the wall corner, peering in to see tracer talking to McCree*...
Tracer: I mean, heās a killer, tried to end his brotherās life, takes any kind of bounty anā now shows up with a tyke nearly a week old?! Heās no good and bad news!
McCree: Naw I get it. Itās strange soundinā, even I was worried, but Genji thinks heāsā
Tracer: Genji is forgiving, but maybe he shouldnāt be towards everyone!
McCree: Now now, itās his nature!
Tracer: And the baby! Who knows if he lied about why and how he got them?! What if theyāre for a contract for something terrible?!
McCree: Iām not... Iām not going there. Just drop it...
Hanzo: ... *sinks back and heads back into the room quietly* Bad news... as expected. *looks to the counter and sees a stockpile of items* Where did this come from?
*the pile has baby formula, clothes for him and reader, toys, a carrier, and basic toiletries, along with a note next to a covered plate*
Hanzo: *reads the note aloud* āYou were asleep so I wanted to drop these off without waking you. Make sure you and Y/N eat! - Genjiā *puts it down and looks at a plate of tempura* It looks good...
Reader: *fusses in the crib*
Hanzo: *walks over and picks them up* Did you need another bottle? Wait, itās cold in here. Is that it? Where are thoseā -
Mochi and Tomo: *rummage through his backpack and the new clothes pile and come back with booties and mittens, both trying to put a sock on them with their teeth, only failing and making the reader laugh*
Hanzo: *chuckles* So youāre nannies now? Let me see *puts the socks and the mittens on* It will be nice to have help *looks at the pile again* ... from everyone who wants us here.
Reader: *warm and now tired again* mmmmbmmm... *nods off on him*
Oh my god pears I love this so damn much Oh my God
Azusa Nakazawa Yamato painter @azusanakazawa. āA painter who wants to protect and convey the beauty of Japan.ā
Who is your dad, now?
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HUSTLE
sheās going places with that IQ
S/O: *in a store, getting accosted by an unwanted flirt*
Stranger: All Iām asking for is your number, that so hard?
S/O: ...
Stranger: Playing the cold shoulder is your kink? Reading you loud and clear *moves closer*
S/O: *nervous, still trying to ignore them* ...
Stranger: The act is cute, now letās see that numā
S/O: *turns in their direction and sees that theyāre gone and instead Sigma is close behind*
Sigma: Iām sorry for stepping away for so long, the checkout line was extensive. Are you alright?
S/O: Y-yeah... whereād they go?
Sigma: Oh I think they realized that your body language was sending a clear signal that they were being rejected. Coffee on the way home?
S/O: S-sure! That sounds nice...
*They exit, meanwhile the scum flirt was gravity smacked and embedded into the ceiling tiles*
ooooooooooh. Would it be terrible of me to ask how Hanzo would handle a similar situation?
Hmmm.
Rather than be gravity slammed to the ceiling I see him yoinking the shit stain into the next aisle, pulling an arrow out and slamming it into part of the assholeās clothes and onto a wall pinning him there.
āPity. It looks like you canāt bother my flower anymore. For the best though, it saves me the trouble of hunting you down later.ā
My internal thoughts and feelings: YEEEEEEEE! BRAIN GO BRRRRRRRRRR!
S/O seeing the yoink: oh shit he ded.
