#1 - Don’t forget to floss every day.
#2 - It’s never too early to invest in a personal IRA.
#3 - Start building credit as soon as possible.
#4 - Stand up for yourself - don’t let anyone disrespect you.
#5 - Everyone needs to know how to use power tools.
#6 - Don’t trust anyone who likes their meat well done.
#7 - LaserDisc is clearly the superior video format.
#8 - Drink a full glass of water in the morning to help wake up.
#9 - Don’t use metal utensils on nonstick frying pans.
#10 - If you’re parking uphill, be sure to turn your tires towards the street.
#11 - It’s rude to ask people about their mysterious hand tattoos.
#12 - Moving pictures is hands down the best Rush album.
#13 - Buy quality, not quantity.
#14 - Shave with the grain.
#15 - You always have time for a beer with your buds.
#16 - Always use a coat of wax after a wash.
#17 - Nothing can beat reading in print.
#18 - Always carry a pocket knife.
#19 - Use your hips when throwing.
#21 - Eat a lot of broccoli.
#22 - Drinking too much water can cause water intoxication.
#23 - Take care of your health while you’re still young.
#24 - Always help a friend in need.
#25 - Drink plenty of water.
#26 - Exercise regularly and you’ll stay healthy!
#27 - Don’t eat too close to your bedtime.
#28 - Always check the card reader at ATMs before you swipe.
#29 - Medicine is not always the best medicine.
#30 - Always bring a war chest.
#31 - You’re young, you have your health, now is the time to take risks.
#32 - You can’t beat the whammy bar.
#33 - The solo from Kid Charlemagne is the greatest guitar solo ever recorded.
#34 - Peter Weller actually has a PHD in history.
#35 - It’s called masking tape for a reason.
#37 - If you press the ignition too long you’ll just flood the engine.
#38 - The extended cut is the only cut worth watching.
#39 - They really stepped up the production value in Episode V.
#40 - Managing debt is just part of being an adult.
#41 - Run through the finish line.
#42 - What you do, when you don’t have to, will determine where you’ll be when you can’t help it.
#43 - When lifting weights, use proper form and a full range of motion.
#44 - Gas is cheaper in the suburbs.
#45 - Do what you love and the money will come.
#46 - Do it once, do it right.
#47 - Don’t skip the corners.
#48 - Eat plenty of carbs the night before a big game.
#49 - If the police are driving behind you, don’t give them probable cause to pull you over.
#50 - Try to drive in a way where you never have to use your brakes.
#51 - You can save bookmarks directly to your desktop.
#52 - A bird in the hand is better than a bird in the eye.
#54 - Have you ever read Rich Dad Poor Dad?
#55 - Liquor before beef, you’re in the clear.
#56 - Go ask your mother.
#57 - If life gives you lemons, parsley, onions, and eggs… make a really nice omelet.
#58 - Practice makes permanent.
#59 - First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairiest chest.
#60 - Never give up, never remember.
#61 - That quirky lab assistant from NCIS just reminds me of you.
#62 - Whistle while you work.
#63 - Please remember to call us once in a while.
#64 - Get whatever job you want, just make sure it has health insurance.
#65 - Grow your own vegetables. It’s cheaper, I think.
#66 - It’s okay if you don’t come in first, just make sure you have health insurance.
#67 - Try to exercise regularly.
#68 - Sleep is important! Make sure you’re getting enough.
#69 - It’s okay to cry if you’re feeling sad.
#70 - Make sure to sweep under your tent so you don’t sleep on rocks.
#71 - Good tire pressure is essential to optimal mileage.
#72 - The only acceptable time and place for decaf coffee is never and in the trash.
#73 - When changing a tire, make sure to tighten the bolts in a starfish pattern.
#74 - Anyone who tells you that a drink isn’t manly has never known heartache.
#75 - Call someone if you’re thinking about them. They probably want to hear from you.
#76 - If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
#78 - Try not to make assumptions about people.
#79 - Don’t trust gas station egg sandwiches.
#80 - Please don’t pirate games.
#81 - It’s better to be early than late.
#82 - Eat a balance meal every day that includes vegetable, fruit, and protein.
#83 - Minimize eating fried foods, candy, and sweets.
#84 - Treat people better than they treat you.
#85 - Be generous and kind to everyone.
#86 - Always try your best at everything.
#87 - Spend less money than you make.
#88 - Pay your bills early.
#89 - Look at situations positively.
#90 - Always try to make others around you happy.
#91 - Smile as often as you can, it will make others around you feel more comfortable.
#92 - You’re never too busy or important to be kind to others.
