Ruby @dragonwaffles35 - Tumblr Blog

Feel free to submit any asks, im down to answer whatever ^_^

just tried eating cheese in the shape of a wedge and can I just say, mice: I get it now

need more f/f shezleth in my life. I do not give a fuuuuck about the masc versions of those characters. give me mercenary women or give me death.

I like this site a lot :)

Especially the ask box

posthumanwanderings

wayneradiotv

i hate this game that guy has shit on him

snapscube

sophie tells me a story :)

veryberryskye

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

the-stew-goblin

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

veryberryskye

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

peachdelta

get ready for the wedding

spiralfucker

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket