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i don’t really check my feed very often on here so if i follow you it should be considered a gentle lingering kiss on the cheek
you’re not allowed to hang out with Helios anymore.
girl
me: i find myself attracted to kuudere girls in a strange way. the thought of a girl who shows no outward interest in me pisses me off. like really pisses me off. i’m really cute and being unable to elicit a reaction is like torture, y’know? but i find that i seek out things that can illicit any kind of strong emotion, no matter what it is. and the game is the most fun part. even being ignored can be exciting to those with eyes to see.
stool maid: can you get off me now my legs are numb
people dont realize how grim the actual statistics are, by the time they're calling "GUARDS", 94% of princesses wind up in some kind of panel 2 scenario
turns out when you specifically seek out extremely pathetic and clumsy women to be your knights and maids they arent very good at being knights or maids
you think you’re so funny don’t you. GUARDS. OFF WITH H- no- no its okay dont cry guards its okay im sorry i raised my voice its okay no im not mad at you
turns out when you specifically seek out extremely pathetic and clumsy women to be your knights and maids they arent very good at being knights or maids
What's your royal retinue comp? Running a full maid build but my luxurious stagecoaches keep getting robbed by brigands.
well me too but my maids all seem to have those weird thick vests with a lot of pockets and loud crossbows that shoot really fast
committing mental warfare by recommending oomfies to read a yuri that's one chapter off finishing
dungeon.
princess attempts most obvious instant loss of all time asked to leave the maid quarters
Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better
kokoro’s new summer card is so adorable!
I stole glances at the maid in the corner. She stood eerily still, but her arms moved almost robotically back and forth with a broom. I must have stared too long, because I heard the clink of silverware being put down with force.
“Is dinner to your tastes tonight, princess?”
I turned to face the head maid. it was smiling but, like always, it never reached its eyes. I quickly crossed my arms and put on a pout.
“Hmph! I thought I asked that candy be served as every meal! Candy is the most important part of a princess’ diet!”
It held a hand up to its mouth to giggle. Good.
“Don’t be silly, princess! I believe I’ve already taught you the ideal diet for a human!”
Remaining dinner was shared in silence. I was conscious to exhibit the manners it taught me. If the plan was going to succeed I couldn’t slip up anymore.
Lying in my lavish bed, the head maid closed the storybook. It placed its hand on my cheek for a moment, before turning the lamp off. I kept my eyes closed and my breathing steady. I listened to its heels click as it walked across the room to the chair next to the window and sat down. This will be the hardest part.
One hour.
Two hours.
Three hours.
Finally. Finally I heard it move again, listening for the door to open and shut softly. I waited a few minutes more before gently moving off the bed, my small frame making no sound as my feet hit the floor. As I crept toward the exit, I glanced at myself in a large ornate mirror. A small, youthful body looked back at me. I was starting to forget what I looked like before.
The hallways were cold at night, and deathly silent. As I crept past the dining hall I could hear it again, the soft pat of bristles on tile. Her arms tensed slightly upon my approach. I stared at the maid, in the same exact spot she was at dinner. After a moment, I reached slowly for the broom in her hands. She stopped abruptly and started trembling, a soft voice breaking the silence.
“Don’t… Please. Just stop.”
I obliged, as I didn’t have time for this anyway.
I worked my way through the snaking corridors. I had this layout memorized. The head maid grows complacent sometimes, and I’ve learned to spot the signs of a reused floor plan.
There it is. The door. It’s grand and heavy looking, made of a dark wood and thrice my size. I take one last look around before reaching up on my toes for the handle. It groans open slowly, and a familiar smell hits my nostrils. On the other side are my chambers, just as I had left them a few moments ago. Before I have time to be confused, a hand touches my shoulder gently.
Damn. It got me.
“Now now, princess, whatever could you be doing out of bed so late?”
I swallow hard, straightening my back and turning to pout at it.
“Hmph, impudent maid, one of these days I’ll find where you’re hiding the candy from me!”
It held a hand up to its mouth to giggle. Good.
Princess accidentally calling her personal maid “mom”
yes yes you’re so honorable i’m sure this is technically upholding your oath to protect the innocent. when you’re done with the laundry the rose bushes need trimmed
Any and all users with a profile picture of Yakura Yomogi from the band Ikka Dumb Rock!! have been summoned to the princess’ chambers forthwith and posthaste. In the words of our fair lady, “I just want to talk.”