know your place!

skye | princess | 26

[veryberryskye]

i don’t really check my feed very often on here so if i follow you it should be considered a gentle lingering kiss on the cheek

[veryberryskye]

setting up a lawn chair under an umbrella and ordering a maid to mop the rain water off the garden path while its still raining

[veryberryskye]

Hold on while i quicksave in front of the princess for no particular reason

[veryberryskye]

so anyways i

did you ju

do not skip my fucking dia

you’re pissing me o

WHAT IS YOUR PR

Fare thee well adventurer, I patiently await good tidings!

[veryberryskye]

i am literally a princess i spend my whole day pouring over legislation and attending council meetings and i’m frequently distracted by the advances of my many beautiful suitors so it is not my fucking fault we lost this deadlock match

[kettlemuffin]

yes madam whatever you say

[veryberryskye]

It’s pride month, princess. You know what that means

huh? you want me to like, perform gay maid abuse? what?

[veryberryskye]

smugly bullying the protagonistgirl at the magic academy but a girl much bigger than me shoved passed me and knocked me down and got grass stains on my skirt and said “out of the way pipsqueak” and i had to make the protagonistgirl promise to not tell anyone i cried

[wearemercs]

Close Combat Companion by Asterisk Kome

[veryberryskye]

Hello I Think I’m In Love With You

[dollbandcry]

gonna tell my kids this was mygo

[dollbandcry]

how could i forget the 6th member of mygo

[veryberryskye]

this lair sucks. your hoard is only like 4 feet tall. you should really work on your image too, i only let you kidnap me because i thought it was cute how you got all flustered trying to be scary. you don’t even have a giant birdcage to put me in..? i’ll have the servants send one over. i’ll have them bring some more threatening outfits for your human form too. i can’t be seen with you wearing those rags. let’s do your makeup before they get here

[veryberryskye]

do i have any haters does anyone want to be my hater

[veryberryskye]

the evil princess of darkness was too shy to go to the festival but don’t worry i’ll make sure her horns are appreciated thoroughly

[veryberryskye]

the struggle of talking to a pathetic woman while keeping your hime-sama persona intact. i’ve never felt so seen.

[veryberryskye]

before i go to sleep every night all the maids in the palace must line up outside my door and tuck me in and kiss me on the forehead. after each one leaves i quickly throw the covers off and start pouting again because i dont want to go to bed. this process takes 3 hours

[newgroundstier]

she can do wateva she wants 4eva. hashtag feminism.