welcome to yet another transformers blog! you can call me drag queen, starscream, dqss, any variation of my username, or just bird. i've gotten that a couple times.
this is pretty much where i dump anything related to robots or tech. it's primarily a transformers blog, though you'll also find gundam, brave police j decker, alien, and anything else involving robots. i also have a very strong affinity for certain machines, cargo planes in particular, so you'll be seeing me thirst over them quite a bit.
i have a LOT of ocs, so i'll have the taglist posted under the cut. i also talk quite a bit about valveplug, so yeah, this is an 18+ zone. the full list of kinks is under the oc list. if you're an adult, you're welcome to stay!
the oc list:
-but you'll only stand a chance if you're out for love - deep freeze the ice skater (my tfsona! he pops up in wherever universe i drop him in next)
g1:
-ordered to kill on sight - mariah burgess, megatron's rich milf dommy mommy
-your silence is my trade - lockjaw the deinosuchus dinobot
tfa:
-all alone with the memory - crescendo the opera singer, subwoofer's spark twin sister
-face the music when it's dire - subwoofer the rockstar, my jazz selfship oc
-i wanna feel you from the inside - burke duvall the lab rat, my megatron selfship oc
-i'm going off the rails on a crazy train - railhopper the bullet train/dragon maximal
-not too late my friend - comettrail the pacifist decepticon, my optimus selfship oc
-ooh you make me live now honey - seismos the autobot warframe, my wreck-gar selfship oc
tfp:
-cause the dark's not taking prisoners tonight - dustoff the wrecker medic, my bulkhead selfship oc
-honey honey don't you cry - horsepower the rogue autobot, my starscream selfship oc
tfone:
-so i am waiting here for you - vega the last of the old guard, my alpha trion selfship oc (my favorite oc x canon ship!)
-wish i could be part of that world - helios the first beastformer
rotb:
-i know i'm a wolf - nighthowl the werewolf maximal, my apelinq selfship oc (easily my favorite oc, PLEASE ask me about her!)
here be kinks
hell yes:
-bellies (regardless of size, they're all cute to me)
-belly noises
-breeding
-belly rubs
-body worship
-car sex (as in sex with the car)
-daddy kink
-drag (obviously)
-eggpreg
-forcemasc
-lactation/breastfeeding
-light stuffing
-mechanophilia
-mommy kink
-monsters
-petplay
-pregnancy (gender irrelevant, i like it all)
-repair/restoration
-size difference
-soft/safe vore
-wireplay
case by case basis:
-bimboification
-cnc
-forcefem
-gore
-weight gain
absolutely not:
-bloodplay
-cannibalism
-choking
-crushing
-deathfeeding
-forcefeeding
-hard/fatal vore
-piss
-scat
-vomit
if you're unsure about submitting an ask or you're curious about a kink i haven't mentioned, don't be afraid to ask for clarification! be warned, though, asking about anything in the "absolutely not" list will result in said asks being deleted. continued asking about said kinks will result in a block.
i know sentinel × airachnid isn't exactly the most popular pairing, but i love how EVERYONE who ships it agrees that airachnid tops. like, if they were to have sparklings, sentinel would be the one to incubate her spider eggs.
the problem with trying to come up with pony names for transformers isn't trying to translate names like ratchet or bulkhead into mlp terms. it's the fact that names like orion pax/optimus prime, bumblebee, and prowl could already work as pony names to begin with.
ok theoretically, if i were to take a stab at sketching the tfa cast as ponies/wings of fire dragons, should i keep their original names or try ponifying/dragonifying their names as much as possible? (ie optimus as summit the sky/seawing, bulkhead as boulder breaker the earth pony, etc)
maybe a weird take, but i think one of the big reasons why conservative dudebros glaze bayverse so hard is because bayverse is what they glorify g1 as being. they see g1 as optimus firing off badass one liners and killing cons left and right, when in reality, g1 is pretty much a glorified toy commercial with some 80s cartoon tomfoolery and "hang onto your dreams, chip. the future is built on dreams" added in for good measure.
dark energon giving the users the ability to see ghosts. typically, this leads to the user descending further into madness as they see the ghosts of those they've killed haunting them, never letting them forget their crimes.
except when starscream uses dark energon, he's soon driven up a wall by one extremely annoying ghost.
because once cliffjumper realizes starscream can see him, he decides to do the one thing he does best: have fun being a jackass. total chaos ensues.
sometimes i forget that tfp ratchet really is a crotchety old man, and then i hear him say some shit like, "puh-lease, isn't having three humans here enough?!" and then i remember that some things never change
oh my, it seems that 8/8 falls in a couple days... it would be a shame if someone wrote a super depraved and self indulgent self insert fanfic to celebrate it
i kinda suck at drawing humans, much less fat people, but i still really wanna take a stab at drawing ftm!dr. sumdac bc i saw that headcanon about him being trans (bc where did sari get that second x chromosome?) and i'm running with it. we need more old trans men appreciation.
