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@transformerpolls
Which BIG BOY is getting PREGNANT this week?
Astrotrain
Bonecrusher
Bulkhead
Fortress Maximus
Impactor
Long Haul
Lugnut
Omega Supreme
Ultra Magnus
The winner of this poll will be removed from the pool of options for the ensuing forty weeks.
Due date: May 30th, 2027
Come to my askbox to suggest individual contestants or groupings for ensuing pregnancy polls, or poll topics in general!
Which PRETENTIOUS AFTPIPE would be the most convincing partner in a FAKE DATING SCENARIO?
Blast Off
Dead End
Hook
Get in my askbox to suggest poll topics, characters, groupings, or whatever!
what if I just- (takes a bite out of the glass candy dish) cronch cronch
wh- NO THE CANDY
IT'S ESCAPING, GRAB - GRAB THEM, HELP -
Fraaaaaaag. They're gonna be all over my fragging office now.
.... Well. I've spent the better part of the day chasing down cinnamon jawbreakers. I can still hear some giggling in the ductwork. I hope that anon is happy, because I am NOT.
I'll stop by the store tomorrow. Help me decide what to stock next.
What should my next OFFICE TREAT be?
Sour candies
Peppermints
Baby carrots
To anyone who drops by the askbox in the meantime, I'm so sorry. You can come back later in the week if you really wanted a treat.
what if I just- (takes a bite out of the glass candy dish) cronch cronch
wh- NO THE CANDY
IT'S ESCAPING, GRAB - GRAB THEM, HELP -
Fraaaaaaag. They're gonna be all over my fragging office now.
Which BIG BOY is getting PREGNANT this week?
Astrotrain
Bonecrusher
Bulkhead
Fortress Maximus
Impactor
Long Haul
Lugnut
Omega Supreme
Ultra Magnus
The winner of this poll will be removed from the pool of options for the ensuing forty weeks.
Due date: May 30th, 2027
Come to my askbox to suggest individual contestants or groupings for ensuing pregnancy polls, or poll topics in general!
Astrotrain please guys please he's THE carrier c'mon
Concept for a new category for poll candidates: Random. Just go on tfwiki and pull the first howevermany transformers off the random page link (reroll for pages that arent characters, obvs). Just so we can get some obscure tfs in here (I ♥ obscure tfs...)
I had an idea for a Smutty Saturday poll, but wanted to present this idea first lol
Sure! Sounds like fun, never a bad idea to find an excuse to dive deep into some continuities you wouldn't've given a chance otherwise. I'll link up their associated wiki pages under the poll itself for those not in the know, too.
To kick things off, keep an eye out for "Which among these random cybertronians could successfully run a dogwalking business?" featuring Grinder, SG Ramhorn, Cloud continuity Skids, Thrust, and Wolfang on Tuesday, August 25th!
I offer you my candies. Don't go making me regret it!
(The Smutty Saturday suggestion is also still fully welcome!)
Who's getting PREGNANT this week? (Aerialbots Edition!)
Air Raid
Bonecrusher
Fireflight
Silverbolt
Skydive
Slingshot
The winner of this poll will be removed from the pool of options for the ensuing forty weeks.
Due date: May 23rd, 2027
Come to my askbox to suggest individual contestants or groupings for ensuing pregnancy polls, or poll topics in general!
Congratulations, Silverbolt! You are PREGNANT!
Aw, look at that. Two tests just to be totally sure. If that ain't Silverbolt of him
Silverbolt will be eligible to get pregnant again as of May 23rd, 2027!
Vote on this week's pregnancy poll - it's non-denominational BIG BOIS edition!
Which Minibot is the best at spiking!!!
(WE AS A FANDOM NEED TO LET THE MINIS TOP MORE!!!! <voice of guy who loves big bottom, tiny top as a trope ...... 😔)
Losing my mind anon. The fact that I've never posted a minibot poll before and the ONE SMUTTY SATURDAY POLL I STILL HAD IN THE BACKLOG WAS THIS ONE
That is so funny to me. Well, it's an excellent opportunity to slip some post-seasons 1&2 minibots in there! Gonna shift things around to make it all a bit more even, so let's say you can expect:
"Which Minibot is the best at spiking?" featuring Cosmos, Gears, Outback, Pipes, Swerve, Tailgate, Tap-Out and Wheelie on September 5th
"Which Minibot is the best at eating valve?" featuring Beachcomber, Brawn, Bumblebee, Cliffjumper, Huffer, Powerglide, Seaspray, Warpath and Windcharger on ???? Whenever I run out of suggestions again, if it happens lmao
These don't have to be set in stone! If you'd like me to make some manner of adjustment I'm 100% open to it, just reach out to me sometime in the next uh. Three to four weeks. Before it goes up, lmao.
Thanks for the suggestion, have some candy!
Rung: smash or pass?
Smutty Saturday only comes once a week, my friend. Also, @cybertron-smash-or-pass exists.
I'm so sorry, but the idea of letting my smutty Saturdays come down to week after week just of "would you clang ____" bores me to tears. I like to keep things weirder than that!
Sorry to disappoint, anon. You're welcome to come back with other, sillier suggestions! And also to take some candy.
NOW SOLICITING: SMUTTY SATURDAY
I've been loving your suggestions for pregnancy and daily polls - those remain open as ever!
However, looking at the coming month in the schedule, I'm dismayed to find.... I'm rather short on Smutty Saturday polls!
So if you've got naughty thoughts to submit to the court of public opinion, feel free!
Inspired @transformerpolls because I wanted to draw the sparklings in cute dresses ^^
Which Constructaling and Friends deserve to be PROM QUEEN?
Whirlpool
Plow
Puller
Jawbreaker
Trench
Afterimage
Resonance
Jammer
Lifelink
Goldmine
What an honor! To think, polls beget more polls! Long live the court of public opinion!
Happy Smutty Saturday!
Which member of DECEPTICON HIGH COMMAND has the largest collection of SEX TOYS?
Megatron
Shockwave
Soundwave
Starscream
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Which COMBATICON is the LITTLEST SPOON?
Onslaught
Blast Off
Brawl
Swindle
Vortex
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I feel like the scientists would like the new candies you have
Oh, my cinnamon jawbreakers?
Which SCIENTIST likes my CINNAMON JAWBREAKERS?
Brainstorm
Chromedome
Perceptor
Shockwave
Ratchet
Nobody likes these jawbreakers
How do you see the dynamics within GESTALTS?
Found family
they are married your honor
oh they FUCKIN
Strictly Coworkers
Contractually obligated to be polite to each other
Varies between or even among gestalts
Some combination of multiple (Elaborate in replies. Mother demands it)
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Might not be an acceptable poll type bc it’s not silly but idk where else I’d ask,
Do you see the gestalts as siblings?
Yes
No
It depends
I was feeling iffy about the wording here - like, no offense to you, anon, but it just felt like it was butting riiiiiight up against some Discourse that I as an internet veteran was Not feeling like inviting onto this blog. But!!! One of my delightful Consultants suggested a re-wording, so please expect poll "How do you see the dynamics within GESTALTS?" to go up at 6 pm PDT tonight!
If there's some alteration you'd like to make, you are welcome to suggest it before it goes up!
I hope you're amenable to this change. Help yourself to some candy!
Who's getting PREGNANT this week? (Aerialbots Edition!)
Air Raid
Bonecrusher
Fireflight
Silverbolt
Skydive
Slingshot
The winner of this poll will be removed from the pool of options for the ensuing forty weeks.
Due date: May 23rd, 2027
Come to my askbox to suggest individual contestants or groupings for ensuing pregnancy polls, or poll topics in general!
We need to put pregnant Bonecrusher on bedrest please it would be so funny!!!!!!
