BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER SENTENCE STARTERS pt. 1
❝ are you all very stoned? ❞
❝ god! what is your childhood trauma?! ❞
❝ i want to date, and shop, and hang out, and save the world from unspeakable evil. you know, girly stuff. ❞
❝ i know you'll never love me. ❞
❝ love isn't brains, children, it's blood. blood screaming inside you to work its will. ❞
❝ i know i'm a monster, but you treat me like a man. ❞
❝ you wanna go steal some stuff? ❞
❝ why is it always the virgin women who have to do the sacrificing? ❞
❝ i know what you're doing. you think if you get me mad enough i won't be so scared AND HEY, it's working! ❞
❝ i'm not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots here. ❞
❝ great, now I'm gonna be stuck with serious thoughts all day. ❞
❝ i may be love's bitch, but at least i'm man enough to admit it. ❞
❝ sorry, but i'm an old fashioned gal. i was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies. ❞
❝ we saved the world. i say we party. ❞
❝ your mouth is open and sound is coming out. this is never good.. ❞
❝ i'm afraid we're having a slight apocalypse ❞
❝ demons after money. what ever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? no one has any standards anymore. ❞
❝ well, i'll just jump off that bridge when I come to it. ❞
❝ i believe the subtext here is rapidly becoming text. ❞
❝ i'm way off my game. my game's left the country. it's in cuernavaca.. ❞
❝ it's like talking to a wall. only you get more from a wall. ❞
❝ the hardest thing in this world… is to live in it.. ❞
❝ and you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. ❞
❝ you know what, i was wrong. you are an idiot. ❞
❝ well, before i succumb to the ravages of old age, why don't you tell me what brings you here. ❞