pregnancy prompts ( pt. 1 )
iβm seeing a lot of baby fever on the dash lately, PLUS a lovely nonnie asked for angsty pregnancy prompts and i wasnβt able to, so have some lighter baby prompts instead! love to all!
β isβ¦ is it mine? β
β have you thought of any baby names? β
β i thought the doctor put you on bed rest? β
β hey! i got you starbucks! decaf, of course. β
β have you had any cravings yet? β
β ahβ¦ i know. morning sickness is no fun, huh? β
β youβre going to be a mother/father/aunt/uncle/etc. β
β i saw the pregnancy test in the trash. β
β the pregnancy testβ¦ itβs yours. right? β
β does the father know? β
β whoβs the father? β
β it doesnβt matter about the father. iβm here to support you and this baby, no matter what. okay? β
β youβre not alone. it takes a village to raise a kid, right? β
β i wantβ¦ a cheeseburger. with fries. and a strawberry shake. and onion ringsβ¦ β
β is it a boy or a girl? β
β what color paint do you want? for the nursery? β
β we need to go shopping! baby clothes, maternity clothes, furniture, all of it! β
β iβ¦ we should get married. right? thatβs what you do, whenβ¦ when thereβs a kid? β
β i know it was just a one night stand, butβ¦ iβm gonna support you. whatever you decide to do. β
β shitβ¦ umβ¦ i-iβm the dad. right? β
β you got that pregnancy glow. β
β heyβ¦ this is new for both of us. but i reckon youβre going to be a terrific mother/father/parent. β
β iβ¦ i slept with someone else while we were separated. they wonβt pick up their phone, butβ¦ iβm not sure if youβre the father or not. β
β maybe we should move in together. n-not permanently. just until the babyβs born. β
β wait a minute. heartbeats?! plural?! weβre having twins/triplets/etc?! β
β woahβ¦ this pram costs more than three months rent. β
β ikea really knows how to make building a crib stressfulβ¦ β
β god, iβm a mess. i cried yesterday while watching an advertisement for fence paint. hormones are something elseβ¦ β
β can i have your fries? donβt judge me, the babyβs hungry. β
β my backβs been killing me for the last month, and i have four more months to goβ¦ my chiropractorβs gonna have a field day. β
β i know we want this to be a secret, but people are getting suspicious. i can only turn down champagne so many timesβ¦ β
β wanna go with me for the next scan? itβs a big one, we get to keep a copy for the baby book. β
β oh, you best believe iβm signing up for all the babysitting duty. β
β would you like to be their godfather/godmother? β
β iβm their honorary aunt/uncle, let me spoil the little kiddo! β
β they have the instructions for this crib in every language except english. they have it in irish! who has it in irish?! β
β no! no mayonnaise! itβs bad for pregnant people! β
β i took the test nine times, okay, and all of them are positive. this is real. this is happening. β
β i always wanted kidsβ¦ β
β that kidβs gonna be the most insanely loved baby in the world. β
β donβt look at me like that, okay? weβre going totally tee-total until the baby comes. β
β i swear, if i read one more baby bookβ¦ β
β i wouldnβt mind, but all the women i meet when i go outside the door, all have different advice for me. the bump is like a magnet to themβ¦ β
β i wouldnβt blame you if you walked away, you know. you never signed up for a baby. β
β one thingβs for sureβ¦ everythingβs going to change the minute people find out about the baby. β
β here! i got you some take-out. and i researched like, fifty mommy blogs to make sure this stuff was totally safe and healthy for you. β
β i donβt know if i ever had a plan for my life, butβ¦ if i did, i think pregnancy was later down the road. β
β my love, starting a family with youβ¦ itβs my greatest wish. but if youβre not ready, thatβs okay. what will be, will be. β
β hey, why donβt we plan a baby shower! β