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pregnancy prompts ( pt. 1 )
i’m seeing a lot of baby fever on the dash lately, PLUS a lovely nonnie asked for angsty pregnancy prompts and i wasn’t able to, so have some lighter baby prompts instead! love to all!
“ is… is it mine? ”
“ have you thought of any baby names? ”
“ i thought the doctor put you on bed rest? ”
“ hey! i got you starbucks! decaf, of course. ”
“ have you had any cravings yet? ”
“ ah… i know. morning sickness is no fun, huh? ”
“ i’m pregnant. ”
“ you’re going to be a mother/father/aunt/uncle/etc. ”
“ i saw the pregnancy test in the trash. ”
“ the pregnancy test… it’s yours. right? ”
“ does the father know? “
“ who’s the father? “
“ it doesn’t matter about the father. i’m here to support you and this baby, no matter what. okay? “
“ you’re not alone. it takes a village to raise a kid, right? “
“ i want… a cheeseburger. with fries. and a strawberry shake. and onion rings… ”
“ that was a kick! ”
“ was that a kick? ”
“ is it a boy or a girl? ”
“ what color paint do you want? for the nursery? ”
“ we need to go shopping! baby clothes, maternity clothes, furniture, all of it! ”
“ i… we should get married. right? that’s what you do, when… when there’s a kid? ”
“ i know it was just a one night stand, but… i’m gonna support you. whatever you decide to do. ”
“ shit… um… i-i’m the dad. right? ”
“ you got that pregnancy glow. ”
“ hey… this is new for both of us. but i reckon you’re going to be a terrific mother/father/parent. ”
“ i… i slept with someone else while we were separated. they won’t pick up their phone, but… i’m not sure if you’re the father or not. ”
“ maybe we should move in together. n-not permanently. just until the baby’s born. ”
“ wait a minute. heartbeats?! plural?! we’re having twins/triplets/etc?! ”
“ woah… this pram costs more than three months rent. ”
“ ikea really knows how to make building a crib stressful… ”
“ god, i’m a mess. i cried yesterday while watching an advertisement for fence paint. hormones are something else… ”
“ can i have your fries? don’t judge me, the baby’s hungry. ”
“ my back’s been killing me for the last month, and i have four more months to go… my chiropractor’s gonna have a field day. ”
“ i know we want this to be a secret, but people are getting suspicious. i can only turn down champagne so many times… ”
“ wanna go with me for the next scan? it’s a big one, we get to keep a copy for the baby book. ”
“ oh, you best believe i’m signing up for all the babysitting duty. ”
“ would you like to be their godfather/godmother? ”
“ i’m their honorary aunt/uncle, let me spoil the little kiddo! ”
“ they have the instructions for this crib in every language except english. they have it in irish! who has it in irish?! ”
“ no! no mayonnaise! it’s bad for pregnant people! ”
“ i took the test nine times, okay, and all of them are positive. this is real. this is happening. ”
“ i always wanted kids… ”
“ that kid’s gonna be the most insanely loved baby in the world. ”
“ don’t look at me like that, okay? we’re going totally tee-total until the baby comes. ”
“ i swear, if i read one more baby book… ”
“ i wouldn’t mind, but all the women i meet when i go outside the door, all have different advice for me. the bump is like a magnet to them… ”
“ i wouldn’t blame you if you walked away, you know. you never signed up for a baby. ”
“ one thing’s for sure… everything’s going to change the minute people find out about the baby. ”
“ here! i got you some take-out. and i researched like, fifty mommy blogs to make sure this stuff was totally safe and healthy for you. ”
“ i don’t know if i ever had a plan for my life, but… if i did, i think pregnancy was later down the road. ”
“ my love, starting a family with you… it’s my greatest wish. but if you’re not ready, that’s okay. what will be, will be. ”
“ hey, why don’t we plan a baby shower! ”
✱˚｡⋆ ↪ THE 𝐒TAGES OF 𝐈NTIMACY. a collection of various action prompts centered around the varying stages of intimacy. feel free to adjust as desired. heavily mature content, dni with this post if you are under 18, & DO NOT use these prompts for non-con scenarios. )
SETTINGS.
[01.] finding privacy in a cramped dressing room.
[02.] cramming into the backseat of a car together.
[03.] slipping into the lonesome alleyway behind the bar for "time alone".
[04.] pulling them away from a party after hours of relentless teasing.
[05.] getting handsy under the table at a fancy dining establishment.
[06.] taking the long way home and pulling over on a dark stretch of road.
[07.] staying behind at the venue after everyone else has left.
[08.] the hotel room door barely clicks shut before hands are on them.
[09.] a tent in the middle of nowhere where no one can hear anything.
NEW TERRITORY.
[10.] finding yourself staring at their mouth and getting caught.
[11.] pulling back from a kiss to look at them, then immediately going back in.
[12.] memorizing the shape of them for the first time with your palms.
[13.] that exploratory first kiss, reserved and shy.
[14.] a gentle first kiss that morphs into intense want.
[15.] feeling the shape of their body through their clothes.
[16.] asking for permission to remove one of their garments.
[17.] finally succumbing to the thick tension & colliding feverishly.
[18.] fumbling with buttons or zippers because your hands won't stop shaking.
[19.] admitting out loud that you've been thinking about this for a while.
HEATING UP.
[20.] pulling them into your lap in the midst of a heated kiss.
[21.] discovering that they're wearing [ GEAR / LINGERIE ] under their clothes.
[22.] kissing away from their lips, down the length of their neck.
[23.] desperately grinding on them through layers of clothing.
[24.] dirty talking directly into their ear to turn them on even further.
[25.] pushing them onto a piece of furniture before straddling them.
[26.] lifting them onto the countertop while making out.
[27.] tugging their hair to expose more of their throat to your mouth.
[28.] the wrecked way they say your name for the first time.
[29.] fabric tearing because neither of you has the patience for buttons.
[30.] removing an obstacle of clothing with your teeth.
UNRAVELING.
[31.] biting down on their shoulder to muffle how good it feels.
[32.] the sound they make when you find the spot that undoes them.
[33.] begging without any trace of pride left and meaning every word.
[34.] their composure cracking for the first time, they finally stop holding back.
[35.] repeating "don't stop" like it's the only language left in their mouth.
[36.] leaving possessive marks in places only they'll see.
[37.] whispering "look at me" right before you take them apart.
[38.] trying to be quiet and failing, so they clamp a hand over your mouth.
[39.] flipping positions so fast neither of you remembers who initiated it.
[40.] their nails dragging down your back hard enough to sting later.
[41.] being told to open your mouth and doing it before the sentence is finished.
[42.] having your hands pinned above your head.
[43.] the desperate scramble to get closer when there is no closer to get.
COMING DOWN.
[44.] fingers lazily tracing the marks they just left on your skin.
[45.] pulling the blanket over both of you without being asked.
[46.] that silent, dazed smile when they catch your eye across the pillow.
[47.] the shaky laugh when neither of you can remember where your shirt is.
[48.] going to get water and bringing a glass back for them without asking.
[49.] lying chest to chest, feeling their heartbeat slow back down against yours.
[50.] the quiet "hey" that means something completely different now.
[51.] "come here" said softly — not urgently. just wanting them close again.
[52.] the reluctant moment of untangling.
i just wanna make you feel like you're worth a billion bucks
( send 🍆 for my muse to suddenly get an erection around yours, and have them try to explain why )
sensual sentence starters
if you are sending to a multi-muse, remember to specify the muse that the sentence starters are being sent for . these are considered usfw / nsfw .
“ Your breath against my neck is the only thing keeping me from losing control right now. ”
“ I can feel your pulse racing under my fingertips - tell me what you want me to do about it. ”
“ Stop looking at me like that unless you’re ready for what comes next. ”
“ Every time you bite your lip, I have to fight the urge to kiss it better. ”
“ The way your body arches when I touch you here ... it’s almost unfair. ”
“ I’ve been thinking about the sound you make when I kiss that spot just below your ear. ”
“ You’re trembling. Is it because my hands are too cold, or because you like this too much? ”
“ If you keep making those little noises, I won’t be held responsible for what happens. ”
“ I want to memorize every inch of you with my lips. ”
“ Tell me to stop, and I will. But we both know you don’t want me to. ”
“ Your skin tastes like sin, and I’m already addicted. ”
“ I love how you melt the second my hands slide under your shirt. ”
“ You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to pin you against this wall. ”
“ The way you say my name like that should be illegal. ”
“ I’m going to take my time with you tonight - every second, every sigh. ”
“ Your thighs are shaking… should I keep going, or do you need a moment? ”
“ I can feel how much you want this. Don’t try to hide it from me. ”
“ Let me watch you fall apart - just like that. ”
“ You’re so responsive … it’s driving me absolutely mad. ”
“ I want to hear you beg, just once, before I give you everything. ”
“ Your hands feel like fire on my skin, and I never want you to stop. ”
“ Kiss me like you’re trying to ruin me for anyone else. ”
“ I love the way your back bows when I trace my tongue down your spine. ”
“ You’re trying so hard to stay quiet … but I want to hear you. ”
“ Tell me where you want my mouth next. ”
“ I could spend hours just teasing you until you can’t take it anymore. ”
“ The heat between us is unbearable - come here. ”
“ You look so beautiful like this, flushed and breathless because of me. ”
“ I want to feel you come undone beneath my hands. ”
“ Every time you touch me, it feels like the first time all over again. ”
“ Your lips are swollen from my kisses … and I’m not even close to done. ”
“ I love how you grip the sheets when I do that. ”
“ You taste even better than I imagined. ”
“ Don’t close your eyes - I want to see everything you’re feeling. ”
“ I’m going to ruin you in the sweetest way possible. ”
“ Your body fits against mine like it was made for this. ”
“ I can’t decide if I want to go slow and savor you, or lose myself completely. ”
“ The way you whisper my name when I’m inside you … I’ll never get enough. ”
“ You’re so wet / hard already, and I’ve barely touched you. ”
“ Let me mark you here, where only I can see. ”
“ I want to feel your nails in my back while you fall apart. ”
“ You have no idea what you do to me when you look at me like that. ”
“ I’m going to kiss every place that makes you gasp. ”
“ Your hips moving against mine like that - it’s torture. ”
“ I love how you surrender when I finally give you what you’ve been craving. ”
“ Stay still … or I’ll have to start all over again. ”
“ The sounds you’re making are going to haunt my dreams. ”
“ I want you so badly it hurts to hold back. ”
“ Come closer - I need to feel every inch of you against me. ”
“ Tonight, you’re mine, and I’m going to remind you exactly why. ”
MAKE UP SEX SENTENCE STARTERS
some muses like to turn up the heat when they make up, following a previous argument, breakup, conflict, or separation ♡ adjust any words/phrasing as needed!
❝ i've missed this. having you on top of me like this. ❞ ❝ i love how you look when you get riled up. ❞ ❝ i still think you deserved to be punished for what you've done. ❞ ❝ let me show you how much i want to thank you for what you did for me earlier. ❞ ❝ i've been thinking about doing this ever since you left. ❞ ❝ clearly you've missed this just as much as i have. ❞ ❝ show me that you want me back. ❞ ❝ touch me, please. ❞ ❝ i need you inside me, right now. ❞ ❝ let me see how you taste, after all this time. ❞ ❝ fuck me like you want to get back together. ❞ ❝ you're mine. all mine. ❞ ❝ make me yours. ❞ ❝ god, you feel so good. ❞ ❝ i love your cock/tits/pussy/ass. ❞ ❝ nobody can fuck me like you. ❞ ❝ you always fill me so well. ❞ ❝ you always come crawling back, don't you? because you know nobody can fuck you like i can. ❞ ❝ whatever happened before doesn't matter. what does is us, and what you do to me. ❞ ❝ you take me so well, even after all this time. ❞ ❝ you always sound so pretty. ❞ ❝ were you ever this loud with him/her/them? ❞ ❝ fuck, this more than makes up for what you said! ❞ ❝ who knew making up would feel this good. ❞ ❝ i told you we'd have the best make up sex. ❞ ❝ this makes me forget why we were even fighting in the first place. ❞
A few Starters - Ice Breakers
“Are you following me?”
“Hey, watch where you’re going.”
“You look vaguely familiar…”
“I don’t know who you are but you don’t strike me as the trustworthy type.”
“I don’t know what you want but you’d better fuck off before I make you.”
“Sorry but I’m new around here, would you mind giving me pointers?”
“Strange to see a fresh face around here.”
“Hey you. It’s dangerous to be walking around here, you should leave.”
“Do you need help with that?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”
“Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”
“See my friends over there? They wanna to know if you think I’m cute.
“Hey handsome/beautiful.”
“You might be new, but you’re looking at the top dog around here.”
“Sorry but I’m not interested in your offer.”
“Are you as cold as you seem or do you always walk around like you own the place?”
“What’s wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
“The answer is no by the way, to whatever you’re about to say.”
“Don’t bother, I’m busy.”
“No no no, this can’t be right. You shouldn’t be here.”
“It’s you, isn’t it?”
“Happy to see me again?”
“It’s been so long since we’ve last parted, hm? We have some catching up to do.”
“You looking to start a fight or something?”
“Did you think I wouldn’t notice you watching me?”
“Us meeting wasn’t an accident.”
“Hey hey, no need for that I’d just like to talk.”
“Why the hostility? Do you treat every stranger this way?”
“I see no one has ever bothered to teach you manners.”
“Come with me, no time to explain!”
“Look, you’re in danger. You need to do as I say.”
“Are these guys bothering you?”
“Hey, leave him/her alone!”
“You look tired. Need a ride?”
“Shit shit, are you okay?!”
“Give me your belongings and you won’t get hurt. Sound fair?”
“Well look what the cat dragged in.”
“Never thought I’d see your face again.”
“Are you drunk? Hey, you can’t be walking around like that, be careful!”
“You look like bad news….”
“I hope I’m not being too straightforward, but are you single?”
“Nice to meet you.”
SEXTING STARTERS !
for muses who enjoy a little spicy back and forth ♡ feel free to adjust terms and phrasing as needed!
[ SMS ] → if it were up to me, i'd be between your legs instead of stuck here in this boring office. [ SMS ] → i've been thinking about having you inside me all day. [ SMS ] → talk dirty to me x [ SMS ] → i can't wait to come home and rip your clothes off. [ SMS ] → just so you know, i've been laying here jerking off for around two hours thinking about you <3 [ SMS ] → those boxers/panties you were wearing earlier accentuated all the right things. ;) [ SMS ] → i'm so fucking horny right now. [ SMS ] → i bet you're thinking about me inside you right now. [ SMS ] → you say that as if i haven't wanted your cock in my mouth all day. [ SMS ] → i can't wait to watch you suck on my fingers like a good girl/boy ;) [ SMS ] → you seriously think we're just gonna cuddle and kiss when i get home? ;) [ SMS ] → i just love the way you fill me ♡ [ SMS ] → your cock is just so perfect, it always hits all the right places. [ SMS ] → is it hot in here or am i just thinking about the way you fuck me? [ SMS ] → are you touching yourself right now? [ SMS ] → you're so pretty when you fuck yourself on my cock. [ SMS ] → i'm going crazy thinking about the warmth of your mouth. [ SMS ] → just thinking about you has me hard/wet. [ SMS ] → my cock/pussy/ass is so needy for you right now. [ SMS ] → it was hot, the way you were coming apart on my cock earlier. [ SMS ] → when i get home later, all i want from you is to hold me down and have your way with me. [ SMS ] → i can't stop thinking about your cock/pussy/tits/ass. [ SMS ] → i love biting & marking you as mine. [ SMS ] → you always take me so well. [ SMS ] → i'm obsessed with how deep you can get inside of me. [ SMS ] → do you like it, the way that i fuck you? ;) [ SMS ] → i'm gonna make you feel so good later. [ SMS ] → i just love the feeling of your fingers inside me. [ SMS ] → you're so pretty when you moan for me. [ SMS ] → do you want it slow & sensual or hard & fast later? ;) [ SMS ] → send me a dirty pic x
send my muse ❝ you're amazing, you know that? ❞ for their reaction !
𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐑𝐏 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒
A collection of texts that could be considered dirty or nsfw. Able to be edited accordingly but please do not add or take away prompts.
「 📱」 — ❝ I’m craving you ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ send something , I want to see you ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I had a dream about you ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I could use some pussy ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I could use some dick ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ you up ? ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ can you ride my face ? ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ spit or swallow ? ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ that’s daddy’s girl ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I’m gonna fuck your brains out ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ you’re the best I’ve had ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I can’t stop thinking of you / your body ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ come touch me ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I want you to wear nothing but my shirt / hoodie while I fuck you ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I’m so wet/ hard right now ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ you should be inside me right now ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I want you moaning in my ear ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ this pussy is yours ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ you make me so horny ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I need you so bad ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ we can make our own videos ❞
「 𝐁𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒 」 — to send the receiver a nude with bubbles covering the explicit parts.
「 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐘」 — to send the receiver a nude in a steamy mirror, blocking a clear visual of the body
「 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄 」 — to send the receiver a nude
「 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄 」 — to send the receiver a nude with lingerie on
「 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐌 」 — to send the receiver a video of the sender masturbating
「 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 」 — to call the receiver to initiate phone sex
「 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 」 — to accidentally send the receiver a nude
𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓
(suggestive roleplay starters for muses tangled in tension, attraction, and everything they’re trying not to say)
𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍
“If you keep looking at me like that, I won’t be able to think straight.”
“You should really stop standing that close… unless you’re trying to make a point.”
“Your heart’s racing. Is it fear, or something else?”
“You’ve got no idea what you do to me, do you?”
“Say my name again. Slower.”
“If I leaned in right now, would you stop me?”
“Careful—keep staring and people might notice what you’re thinking.”
“You always smell like trouble.”
“You make it hard to remember why this is a bad idea.”
“If you wanted me to leave, you would’ve made me by now.”
𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
“You really don’t need to touch me to make your point… but I’m not complaining.”
“Do you always breathe this heavily when someone’s near you?”
“You’re shaking. Is that anger—or anticipation?”
“You shouldn’t be this close to me. I might take it the wrong way.”
“I think you like testing my patience.”
“You don’t have to say anything—your body already did.”
“One step closer, and you’ll find out exactly what I mean.”
“You’ve been staring at my mouth all night.”
“This is dangerous, you know that.”
“For once, I’d like to know what you’re thinking when you look at me like that.”
𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒
“Tell me to stop, and I will.”
“You shouldn’t say things like that if you don’t mean them.”
“Do you really think I came here for conversation?”
“There’s something about the way you say my name that ruins me.”
“If I touch you now, I don’t think I’ll be able to stop.”
“You look like sin dressed up in restraint.”
“You’re not helping by looking at me like that.”
“This tension is going to break eventually. Might as well decide how.”
“You always show up when I’m trying to forget you.”
“I should go—but I don’t want to.”
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍
“You keep pretending it’s just banter. It’s not.”
“Maybe we’re both too stubborn to admit what this is.”
“If I told you I’ve thought about this before, would that scare you?”
“This is dangerous, but gods, it feels right.”
“You’re trembling—don’t tell me you’re not feeling this too.”
“You can’t keep playing with fire and expect not to get burned.”
“Don’t look at me like that. I might forget how to be decent.”
“Every time you leave, I pretend I don’t care. I’m a terrible liar.”
“If this is a mistake, it’s one I’ll make twice.”
“You make temptation look far too easy to love.”
Non-sexual touch meme
These can be used for romance, friendships, family bonds, or...anything, really. Enjoy!
Prompts: Send [✋] for Sender to brush Receiver's hair off their face. Send [✋🔁] for Receiver to brush Sender's hair off their face. Send [🪑] for Sender to sit on Receiver's lap. Send [🪑🔁] for Receiver to sit on Sender's lap. Send [🥱] for Sender to lay their head on Receiver's shoulder. Send [🥱🔁] for Receiver to lay their head on Sender's shoulder. Send [💥] for Sender to trip, falling into Receiver's arms. Send [💥🔁] for Receiver to trip, falling into Sender's arms. Send [🤝] for Sender to take Receiver's hand without warning. Send [🤝🔁] for Receiver to take Sender's hand without warning. Send [✨] for Sender to lift Receiver up. Send [✨🔁] for Receiver to lift Sender up. Send [🫂] for Sender to hug Receiver from behind. Send [🫂🔁] for Receiver to hug Sender from behind.
Sentence Starters: "Wait a second, you've got something in your hair. Let me just..." "This might sound stupid, but, would you hold my hand?" "I could really use a hug." "You look like you could use a hug." "Hold onto me, I don't want to lose you in this crowd." "Hey! When I said you could hug me, I didn't mean forever." "Uh oh, I see a frowny-face. Are we hugging it away or slapping it away? Your call." "Your hair looks so soft. Can I play with it?" "You were NOT hugged enough as a child and so help me I am GOING to fix that now." "No. No. I'm not giving you a piggyback ride. I'm not. Oh for the love of- fine, get on." "Are you using me as a human shield right now?" "Listen, I can't help that you're the perfect height to be an arm rest." "Come here, I'll warm you up." "Did you hurt yourself? Give me your hand, let me see." "I need a nap. Cuddle with me?"
👻୧‿︵‿︵ Send ‘BETWEEN’ for your muse to slip their hand between my muse’s legs. Feel free to reverse the roles and specify muses if a multi.
for muses that are getting to know each other
❝ what's your favorite color and why? ❞
❝ can i come with you? ❞
❝ you have a nice smile, has anyone ever told you that before? ❞
❝ how do you take your coffee? ❞
❝ sorry, what was your name again? ❞
❝ it just occurred to me i never asked you what your last name is. ❞
❝ actually we've met before. ❞
❝ i've heard a few things about you. ❞
❝ care to join me? ❞
❝ i'm not really sure why i trust you. ❞
❝ i don't usually talk this much, it just feels easy to say stuff when you're listening. ❞
❝ i know we don't know each other that well but if you wanna talk about it... ❞
❝ could you help me with something? ❞
❝ do you like it here? ❞
❝ are you new around here? ❞
❝ you can ask me anything you want. i promise i'll answer truthfully except the things i feel like lying about. ❞
❝ i don't mean to be too forward, you just seem like you could use a friend right now. ❞
❝ you can come with me. i mean if you don't have anyone waiting for you. ❞
❝ we're friends now. you can ask me for help. ❞
❝ do you like this music? i can change it. ❞
❝ what are your favorite snacks? ❞
❝ really? i wouldn't have guessed that about you. ❞
❝ do you mind if i ask about it? ❞
ACTIONS:
VISIT: for sender to go to receiver's home for the first time
VISITED: for receiver to go to sender's home for the first time
CRYING: for sender to see receiver cry for the first time
CRIED: for receiver to see sender cry for the first time
BEGIN: sender and receiver are on their first date together
TRIP: our muses go on a group trip but end up stuck together, away from the rest of their friends.
SITUATION: our muses are acquainted because one of them is their friend's roommate. muse a shows up when their friend isn't there and ends up hanging out with muse b one on one.
GO: our muses go to a zoo or theme park together and get lost.
INVITE: sender cooks for receiver for the first time
INVITED: receiver cooks for sender for the first time
TOGETHER: our muses spend the night for the first time
TRY: our muses hooked up and are hanging out the next day
COMFORT: sender is going through a break up and receiver offers to cheer them up
COMFORTED: receiver is going through a break up and sender offers to cheer them up
OFFER: sender gives receiver a ride to the airport/picks them up
OFERED: receiver gives sender a ride to the airport/picks them up
AID: sender helps receiver redecorate
AIDING: receiver helps sender redecorate
༘⋆｡ things overheard at the bar starters.
WARNINGS: alcohol
no, i'm not hitting on you. unless it's working.
you're not doing karaoke again.
why are there fries in your purse?
what's the strongest drink on the menu?
no, i don't remember your name.
you come here often?
what's your star sign?
if you tell anyone what i'm about to say, i'll key your car.
it's last call. get a drink or go home.
they just tipped with monopoly money.
i think i'm in love...
i'm saving this story for your future wedding toast.
i'm your wingperson tonight, give me the target.
you're not from around here, are you?
i'm your best friend, not your conscience.
say that again and i will make a scene.
you're my bestie now, i don't care that we met 30 seconds ago.
i'd buy you a drink but i'd rather make you breakfast.
this one's on my tab.
is that a fake id?
i swear i only had two drinks...
this is a judgement free zone.
they said they were working late...
let's play pool. if i win, you owe me a real conversation.
if i tip you $20, will you say i was never here?
that was supposed to impress them...
it's not a fake, it's retro!
don't test me, i'm not drunk enough to forgive you.
can you lie and say i'm not allowed tequila anymore?
give me your phone.
if you want a mojito, you can muddle the mint.
i don't think that's your real name.
make me something dangerous and don't ask questions.
you're cut off.
you cannot cry on a stranger's shoulder!
can you get me something non-alcoholic? i'm designated driver.
no, i don't want to join the conga line.
if i ask for a double, will you pretend i'm not spiraling?
you always ruin nights like this!
okay but technically, i'm turning [18/21] this year.
i'm not your therapist. that'll be $14.
no, you don't need to text them, that's why i took your phone.
tell him i'm your sister or something.
you ever seen somebody ruin their own life in 5 minutes? watch this.
you can throw up now or in my car.
if i were a drink, i'd be the one you remember tomorrow.
we said no shots, why are there shots?!
promise you won't hate me tomorrow?
let's go somewhere quieter.
we always do this. drink, flirt, run...
i don't want tonight to end.
can we get pizza after this?
do you want to dance? i won't step on your feet.
don't climb on the table!
i am not your lawyer.
why are you laughing and texting?!
drink this water.
༘⋆｡ platonic bonds & dynamics starters.
best friends.
you said you'd always be there. i'm holding you to that.
i'm not leaving you alone with your thoughts!
nobody gets to call you that but me.
do i need to fight someone for you?
we're not just friends. you're my family.
i'm already on my way.
if i die, promise you'll erase my search history.
we should not be allowed unsupervised in public.
combined, we're one whole functioning adult!
i've helped you lie to your parents, friends, & your boss... what's one more?
ex-friends.
i wanted to call you. every time something happened.
how did you just stop caring?
you can't pretend we weren't close.
i miss you. i'm not sorry.
i don't think i can forgive you.
i miss hating the same people together.
do your new friends know the version of you i knew?
you ghosted me. but sure! let's pretend it was mutual!
i still know your favorite song.
i didn't just lose my friend, i lost an entire chapter of my life.
rivals.
this isn't personal. you're just in my way.
why are you so obsessed with beating me?
you think you're better than me? prove it.
you talk a lot for someone who's always second place.
did you rehearse that comeback in the mirror?
do you ever stop talking?
one day, i'm going to beat you.
i don't like you. that doesn't mean i don't respect you.
i didn't come to play fair, i came to win.
you think i'm threatened by you? no, you just motivate me to be better.
roommates.
i swear i didn't eat your leftovers! well, not ALL of them.
i heard everything. these walls are thin.
can you PLEASE clean up after yourself?
wanna watch a movie? i'm making popcorn!
you know we're not friends, right? we just live together.
i think i know your schedule better than mine at this point.
you talk in your sleep.
you can't just adopt a pet without talking to me first!
i'm going to start charging your dates rent.
if we can survive living together, we can survive anything.
if your [ family member ] drops by unannounced one more time...
academic partners.
you forgot the project deadline. again.
this was supposed to be a group effort!
i think we would've crashed and burned without you.
you brought snacks to study group? okay, i think i like you.
we're not friends. stop telling me about your personal life.
you're actually kind of smart, you know?
i'll be the brains, you do the presentation.
we agreed no emotional breakdowns during mid-terms!
i cannot believe i'm depending on you to pass this class.
i need a break so i can scream into my textbook...
do you try to make friends with EVERY person in group projects?
siblings.
you're not my [ mom / dad / parent ]! don't tell me how to live.
i'm allowed to make fun of you. nobody else is.
i know you better than anyone else ever will.
stop trying to fix me!
something bad happened. can i come home?
you're still the favorite, even now.
still trying to live in my shadow, huh?
i'm not jealous of you!
we survived that house, that's gotta count for something.
remember how we used to talk about running away?
