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I guess some dryads are gonna have to find a new home.

I’ll start locking my cabin’s door.

Sorry I couldn’t lose the joke. But what exactly did they do?

What do dryads do? They giggle, they flirt, they carry on being disgusting wenches and simply cannot help but stand in the way of a peaceful demigod trying to have a fucking good time.

I guess some dryads are gonna have to find a new home.

Chainsaws and people with chainsaws. I’m used to monsters and other things that normally scare half bloods. There’s probably something else that can scare me but not that I know.

Trees were asking you to burn them? Odd.

Eh, we'll figure it out.

The nymphs were asking, fuckass. They often do.

I guess some dryads are gonna have to find a new home.

adam-xander

I’ll keep that in mind.

Then who am I?

#i know its you lydia jeez

You're from Dionysus. Xander, yeah?

I've got a hell of a good memory for those who try and skip swordsfight. Or used to.

I guess some dryads are gonna have to find a new home.

Oh no. No chainsaws. Please no chainsaws. It’s the only fucking thing that can scare me.

Now seriously what did you do?

The only thing? Heh, pretty fucking hard to believe, Blackflower.

Burned a couple trees down. They were asking.

I guess some dryads are gonna have to find a new home.

Please tell me that no one gave you a chainsaw.

Nah. You just gave me a goddamn good idea, though.

I guess some dryads are gonna have to find a new home.

adam-xander

What did you do?

Let's just say wise whores wouldn't get in the way of Clarisse La Rue while she trains with burning javelins.

You. I know you.

I guess some dryads are gonna have to find a new home.

Oops.

Lazy as fuck.

Killed who?

Cecilia, my sister.

Shit... Sorry about that.

Lazy as fuck.

Did now. Another war, huh? What childish reason was it this time?

I wouldn’t say childish.. It’s because Melinoe, um, killed Cecilia..

Killed who?

Lazy as fuck.

A little social interaction won’t kill. I’ve been busy my own way. No need to say much more than that, I’m sure you’ll agree.

Of course. So, have you heard about the Hecate and Melinoe war everyone’s been whispering about?

#sdfghjklhgfds i know this is late k xD #but i need to get clarisse up-to-date with the gossip #MY MOTHER RELEASED ME :D

Did now. Another war, huh? What childish reason was it this time?

Lazy as fuck.

Dude no that was lame. So how’s it going, Kim?

Aw, come on, LaRue, you couldn’t go along with it for a little longer? -laughs- Alright, came back from San Fran a while back. How about you? I see you’ve finally decided to come out from hiding.

#fingers crossed fingers crossed FINGERS FUCKING CROSSED SISTA O.O

A little social interaction won't kill. I've been busy my own way. No need to say much more than that, I'm sure you'll agree.

Lazy as fuck.

daughter-ofaphrodite

Reports on what? Yes, but still, you should have said something earlier, though. I was worried as heck.

True, true.

Old fieldwork status. The old horse's taken a liking for sending me out in monster-tracking missions. You know. Keep it neat for the new demigods or whatever.

Though I gotta admit I'm a bit outdated. What indefeasible mess is the Camp doomed with nowadays?

Lazy as fuck.

Now we’re talking. I’m their Kindness Queen. Vow your devotion or fuck off.

Yeah, or face the consequences of death.

#i am i aaam ;-;#but NEVER FEAR #i think my parents are gonna release me sooner or later

Dude no that was lame. So how's it going, Kim?

Lazy as fuck.

Hell yeah they would. I’m the bloody sweetest person in a 20 mile radius. See how all the douchebags are coming over to share a bit of the joy. They just can’t get enough.

Tell me about it, all those jerks and assholes just knell before your kindness and back away.

#idk :\#maybe l8r this week #till then i'll stay here undercover D:

Now we're talking. I'm their Kindness Queen. Vow your devotion or fuck off.