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adamtotscomix

asidewalksymphony

swellerando

It makes me angry that this is such a fucking bop

jestergal

in my flop era (like how a bunny flops over when they're comfortable. thank you.)

jestergal

in my flop era (my ears are so so floppy and fluffy. thanks)

jestergal

i didn't even know 2023 is year of the rabbit. lets all enter our flop era... together oxo

autisticmight

catholicism’s only true purpose is to serve as a backdrop for sexy vampire aesthetics

feraligatr

one thing about me is that i love giggling. like hehe

probablybadrpgideas

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

20thcenturyvole

Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.

weaselle

That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?” and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper* “what have I done”

drackir

This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.

sweetlilfoxkit

can u believe they make me work?? ME a precious angel baby girl…. i should only be allowed to be cute and sleep

shwarmadillo

nobody is doing it like jess and brennan

webkinzpossum

at an ever increasing rate

neenarchive

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

moonachilles

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

nitewrighter

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.”

theonlycabbage

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

saddest-cat-hours

amyofthemyscira

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

starsappho

My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”