Your mom goes to college

yep.

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[thousandfoottallowl]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[saiasus]

[travisbierwagen]

Phil Hartman September 24th, 1948 - May 28th, 1998

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[worstsimpsonspageever]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

This is long overdue.

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[memewhore]

[charmancler]

what you say: nicki minaj is untalented and a whore what i hear: i’m boring and misogynistic

[maxofs2d]

[neptunes-booty]

that’s almost too cruel almost

[dduane]

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

[trollprincess]

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

[film-bones]

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

[queerist]

Vicious. I love it.

[bunney]

TAKE ME TO CHURCH ILL WORSHIP LIKE A DOG in thehs hsmineien YOUR LIGHT ILL TELL YOU MY SINS AND you canshsmm mmnnmnm YOUR KNIFE

[mapiathegreek]

Lies not light…

[bunney]

my bad.. this is so embarrassing that i only messed up that one line

[megsokay]

Finally.

[trentacool-deactivated20141231]

in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you mrs. sarmento

[nosdrinker]

[ruinedchildhood]

2006 was a simpler time

[im13u-egg]

my new pencilcase

[cute-overload]

[satrialespork]