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Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

He works at greggs

Still not what I want

What is it that you desire?

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

women should get even more childless

do not come to my notifs with ur fuck ass harry potter username

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

let's all go to tumblr and order the deformed erotic visage. the look on the mod's face will be an ecstatic contortion

Happy make a terrible comic day

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