dyke academia

"...one of the stupidest women in the world" (war and peace, II.V.I)

[princesskuragina]

Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[felderwin]

being normaller would be nice in many ways but then i remember that people without the fangirl gene don't get to experience this feeling

[memories]

I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #misinformation and add it to #truths, you end up with #misinformation.

[middleallie]

How far are you willing to go, Michael? To the end.

[talesfromthecrypts]

Maria Wirries as Star in The Lost Boys (2026)

[dogpuppy]

[2colde]

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

[vibrantstarfire]

ladies… has anyone ever told you it’s okay to be feminine 🩷 i’m sure no one has ever ever ever reinforced this deeply held secret, that’s it’s okay for you to be feminine. 🩷 i know the world totally tries to tell you that you have to be manly and masculine and grow your body hair and eat as much as you want and get strong and stand up for yourself and make waves and take up space and show your bare face and show your anger. but it’s okay to do the exact opposite actually. 🩷 it’s okay to shrink yourself down to the exact same mold every other woman is expected to conform to. 🩷 did you know that it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 did you know it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 did you know it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 has anyone ever told you it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you just be feminine already. 🩷🩷🩷

[universeleads]

He works at greggs

[puthy]

[thehandsomedevil88]

Still not what I want

[puthy]

What is it that you desire?

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[ferrethaver]

women should get even more childless

[virginshane]

do not come to my notifs with ur fuck ass harry potter username

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[coast-modern]

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever