dyke academia

"...one of the stupidest women in the world" (war and peace, II.V.I)

[princesskuragina]

Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

[middleallie]

How far are you willing to go, Michael? To the end.

[talesfromthecrypts]

Maria Wirries as Star in The Lost Boys (2026)

[dogpuppy]

[2colde]

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

[vibrantstarfire]

ladies… has anyone ever told you it’s okay to be feminine 🩷 i’m sure no one has ever ever ever reinforced this deeply held secret, that’s it’s okay for you to be feminine. 🩷 i know the world totally tries to tell you that you have to be manly and masculine and grow your body hair and eat as much as you want and get strong and stand up for yourself and make waves and take up space and show your bare face and show your anger. but it’s okay to do the exact opposite actually. 🩷 it’s okay to shrink yourself down to the exact same mold every other woman is expected to conform to. 🩷 did you know that it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 did you know it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 did you know it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 has anyone ever told you it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you just be feminine already. 🩷🩷🩷

[universeleads]

He works at greggs

[puthy]

[thehandsomedevil88]

Still not what I want

[puthy]

What is it that you desire?

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[ferrethaver]

women should get even more childless

[virginshane]

do not come to my notifs with ur fuck ass harry potter username

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[coast-modern]

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

[cuppydogshane]

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

[ceruleanheaven]

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

[finalset]

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too