Appreciate The Creeper Wolf

Hey! 24. He/Him. Chronic Reader.

[drblovewrite]

I think on the events of the last day and I am reminded of that one fic I read on my car ride to school that sent me into a spiral and actively questioning whether I was alive and if reality really existed.

Character death and grief so brutally honest it shook me to my core.

In some way, losing access to AO3 has tapped into that raw emotional state (without the existential crisis lol). I've been on AO3 for...almost half my life. Undoubtedly, the space allowed for an exploration of self I would never have gotten elsewhere. The freedom to participate in another's reality and appreciate a different viewpoint of "set in stone" media.

[mothman-noises]

Me, five minutes into any conversation:

[hallownest-archive-deactivated2]

imo the best way to interpret those “real people don’t do x” writing advice posts is “most people don’t do x, so if a character does x, it should be a distinguishing trait.” human behavior is infinitely varied; for any x, there are real people who do x. we can’t make absolute statements. we can, however, make probabilistic ones.

for example, most people don’t address each other by name in the middle of a casual conversation. if all your characters do that, your dialogue will sound stilted and unnatural. but if just one character does that, then it tells us something about that character.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

[veeranger]

bought a hoodie that amusingly has the coordinates for tokyo on it so when aliens abduct me they’ll think it’s like when a dog has an address on its collar and drop me off in tokyo when they’re done fucking me

[veeranger]

the reviews are in

[jasonpriestley]

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

[acreaturecalledgreed]

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

[hz-archive]

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

[preciousbeaan]

I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up

[drawing-bored-deactivated202312]

that one time a parody of a fake found footage film is believed to be fake until footage is found.

[dykebrucespringsteen]

i found an extended version of the one above in which scrappy is inexplicably out in the woods and the gang, rightly, is scared shitless by him

[phoenixcollective]

psa: if you’re learning a language on Duolingo you can use it for your resumé on Linkedin, it now gives you a certificate of fluency at different levels depending on how advanced you are in your lessons

[misfitreindeer-deactivated20160]

please signal boost this, many people don’t realize how important being multilingual can be in regards to you getting a job

[charlesoberonn]

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

[charlesoberonn]

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

[aphony-cree]

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand 

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind 

[obaewankenope]

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

[adspexi]

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over. 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ellisif-deactivated20200620]

bro we are lose touch with reality?

[1dietcokeinacan]

[tchaikovskaya]

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

[tchaikovskaya]

me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME 

[sexhaver]

i cant even read the news any more and function as a person without being paralyzed by dread. it really feels like the world is going to end in the next decade and im supposed to just have a career and pay taxes

[vvvv5555-blog]

liking a character for what they have the potential to be even though in canon they’re a lot less faceted that what you want to envision in your head

[algerixn]

@ my followers: i’ve never spoken to 97% of y’all and all we do is reblog posts from each other but you guys are amazing 

[buttify-blog]

i kinda wanna rebel against society but i also kinda wanna take a nap

[fightcapitalism]

everything gets so much better after you realize that idleness is strongly discouraged by capitalism, so you can now do both at the same time

[pumpkinskull]

this was the most affirming thing i’ve read in my life

[enatomars-deactivated20201227]

I made a quiz that tells you which character trope you fit best! There’s ten different results! Feel free to take it!

Reblog in the tags what you got!

[shadowhearthallowleaf]

Excuse me Liam, what the fuck

[jasonttodd]

*comes online*

*reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes*

*fucks off again*