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Ariadne, I think we're a little lost
Hey, just found this painting of ariadne and Dionysus and I love how it looks like she's bitching about theseus like 😂
Ariadne : "Ugh, and then he left me there! Can you believe it??"
Dionysus : "Hmm. Yes. Indeed, what an ass." I wonder what dress would fit her for our wedding...
Lmao exactly 😂 Ariadne is here yapping about the audacity of Theseus, meanwhile Dionysus has already planned the wedding and the names of their children
Dionysus being both Ariadne’s hubby and gossip bestie lmao
Honestly the best boyfriend/husband is one you can gossip with
Going off of the version of Pasithea’s origin where’s she’s Hera and Dionysus’ illegitimate child, I imagine Hera not only married her off to Hypnos as a bargaining tool, but to also protect her from Zeus since she’d be under the protection of Nyx and the other chthonic gods as her in-laws
Dionysus with Hera is a confusing pair in Dionysiaca in a darker tone perhaps he could have done it out of spite from all the years she tormented him before becoming a god however Nonnus doesn't even clarify it when he wrote it in the Byzantine empire. However we know Hera never cheated with Zeus as the king himself would blast on sight anyone who made a move on his wife
Usually either Zeus with Hera or if we have Dionysus as a parent then with Aphrodite since it makes more sense since they have been together for a small time
But with Hera? Idk what Nonnus was thinking 🤔
Yeah it really doesn’t make any sense and I wish I could ask Nonnus why he wrote that. Probably because Pasithea is the goddess of relaxation and hallucinations, so he thought it’d make sense for her to be an offspring of Dionysus, who also a god of altered consciousness. Idk where her mom being Hera came from though
The irony of Hera marrying off Pasithea to Hypnos, only for her to end up in a much healthier marriage than Hera has with Zeus lol
Dionysus and baby Pasithea
It’s funny how people point to Hades and Persephone as the most healthy couple in Greek myths, when Dionysus & Ariadne and Hypnos & Pasithea are right there
When it comes to Pasithea’s confusing parents, I lean more into the origin of her being Hera and Dionysus’ daughter since it’s the most interesting and has a lot of potential for drama. That and I just find the idea of Dionysus as a dad really funny.
I have no clue how Hera and Dionysus could even have a kid but hey I didn’t write the og story 🤷♀️
Either Hera and Dio accidentally created Thea out of a hate filled fight, or they were both absolutely drunk and had a one night stand that they both agreed to never speak of. Regardless Pasithea was an accident.
Hera gave away Pasithea to be raised by Aphrodite to protect her from Zeus discovering her conception. I don’t really see Dionysus as a full time parent since he’s way too busy throwing parties and getting drunk all the time. But he does visit often to spend time with little Thea and leave her gifts (he def loves to spoil her).
Despite not being around all the time, Pasithea and Dionysus still have a healthy relationship (canon in the myths). I imagine Thea often goes to her papa for help on managing her hallucinations since he’s the god of madness and maybe he was the one who taught her how to craft hallucinogenics.
As a child, he’d never take her to his parties for obvious reasons, but it’s also funny to picture Dionysus just lounging on a cushion, drinking his wine while carrying a tiny toddler in his other arm like she’s a potato sack. He’s completely drunk and doesn’t even notice his kid trying to reach for a grape.
He calls her his little grape or flower.
Thorin would make this for Bilbo
Dionysus and Pasithea be like alcoholic dad and stoner daughter
If there’s one good thing to come out of the final episode of TADC is that Kinger and Queenie’s real life counterparts are still together and have kids!
Hypnos: *crusty eyed, drooling, loudly snoring*
Pasithea: “I need him”
You think Hypnos falls asleep mid makeout session with his wife
I feel like the reason why I prefer The Walten Files over fnaf is because the characters in the walten files actually feel like characters, whereas the ones in fnaf are just plot devices to drive the already confusing lore
Like fnaf has been around longer than the walten files, yet we know more about Sophie than Michael Afton
My headcanons for Hades Pasithea
She’s literally the perfect match for Hypnos. Like those two are a match made in heaven
While Hypnos is sleeping away, Pasithea is either meditating or lounging next to him, admiring him lovingly before joining him in sleep
She’s pretty short while he’s pretty tall lol
Pretty humble for a god
She Carrie’s a pipe with her wherever she goes. The pipe smoke can create illusions
She likes drinking herbal teas and making recipes. Also has her own psychedelic plant/mushroom garden
She taught Melinoe how to meditate
Despite coming across as rather scatterbrained and forgetful, she’s actually very wise and can offer good advice (pretty good therapist). Very chill and has infinite patience. Rarely ever gets angry
Often goes on her own side quests
She and Hypnos often get into the strangest conversations that make no sense
Likes writing poems and short stories based on her psychedelic trips. Hypnos enjoys reading them
Is often by Hypnos’ side since he’s so clingy for his wife
Deeply loves her husband and children (the Oneiroi). Will become angered if they are threatened or harmed (she’s still Hera’s daughter)
Can trap you in a never ending hallucination that feels like centuries (for anyone who ever tried salvia, you’ll get it) to the point you beg for death. Or she can take away your ability to relax, leaving you constantly feeling stressed and exhausted. This rarely ever happens though since she’s always chill and forgiving (let’s keep it that way)
Pasithea often experiences hallucinations herself, most she’s able to handle. But she’ll still sometimes act confused and need someone to tell her what’s happening (usually Hypnos)
When you talk to Pasithea, you begin to feel a lot calmer and tranquil. But the longer you’re around her, you will start to see things that aren’t there. Soon everyone and everything begins to melt and distort, though strangely you don’t feel scared
She is the daughter of Hera and Dionysus, though was mostly raised by Aphrodite as one of her charities. She sees her as more of a mother figure than Hera, who she doesn’t even know is her bio mom. Is close with her dad Dionysus
Pasithea doesn’t really care to find out who her birth mom is. If she did find out it’s Hera though, she still wouldn’t be fazed much
She loves the other charities as her fellow sisters and wishes she could see them more
Aphrodite and the charities were a bit protective of Pasithea due to her ditzyness and didn’t take it well at first when told she was being married off to Hypnos
Pasithea: “I experienced being a rock on a mountain for a millennium, seeing so much be born and die and change all around me as life continued on….”
Hypnos: “Wow what a coincidence! I dreamt the exact same scenario!”
As much as I like portraying Pasithea as a stoner, I also like the idea of her being schizophrenic-coded.
I headcanon since she’s the goddess of hallucinations, she often sees and hear things to varying degrees but is mostly able to handle it since hallucinations are her domain. But there are times where it becomes way too much and leaves her confused and it takes a bit for her to catch up on what’s going on. It doesn’t help that most others find her episodes annoying or pitiful, when all she wants is some patience. At least Aphrodite and her fellow graces are (try to be) more sympathetic.
Hypnos is also seen as a burden by others in the house of Hades due to his domain; sleep. I’ve seen many fans interpret him as narcoleptic, ADHD, chronic pain, wheel chair user, etc and I love these takes so much!
I think that’s one of the reasons why I ship Pasithea and Hypnos a lot and wish she was in the games so badly. They both understand each other’s insecurities over being seen as “lazy” or “incompetent” due to what’s beyond their control but they still continue to help however they can and support each other.