Bra Straps and Bitch Slaps

Kiah. 26. bisexual. ciswoman. writer. BPD II. english grad student. virgo. INFP. ravenclaw. animal lover. sign language enthusiast. Current food obsession: Kit Kats

[chatonnoir-deactivated20251011]

There's this local family owned restaurant near me that makes the best fucking chicken tenders I've had in my life and I desperately need to know the recipe in case I move away but its a secret family recipe and I'm this 👌🏽 close to asking if they have a single adult son so I can marry in to the family just for these fucking chicken tenders. Anyway there's a possible fake marriage fanfic plot for you

[silverloke]

#imagine your otp

[escuerzoresucitado]

[jagged203]

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[momolive]

Creative way of saving camels from getting run over

[dracogotgame]

my favourite things about this video:

1) the amount of time that went into considering this approach, which is a resounding 0.00 seconds

2) the baby's screm - yes it's sad bc the poor lil guy is scared but the way his yells for momma hitch with the guy's running have me lmao ngl

3) the guy either had the incredible good fortune or the foresight to put the baby between himself and momma so he could make a break for it. it was too quick. Too deliberate and almost instinctive. He has done this before.

4) the victory skips and turban twirling.

10/10 but please for the love of god there has to be a better way camels kick people to death

[vrabia]

i feel like we're ignoring an important scientific fact, which is that this guy grabbed, at the minimum, 35 kilograms of terrified baby camel and did a fucking 6-second olympic sprint while being chased by, wikipedia informs me, 300-540 kilograms of angry adult camel.

[greendragonqueen]

For Americans, that’s at minimum 77 pounds he’s just picked up and sprinted off with, while being chased by a 660 to 1190 pound mama.

That’s like picking up a ten year old and being chased after by six to ten angry human moms all at once.

[lovelierbitsoflife]

Why did this call me out so bad?

[blubbed]

i hope my blog feels like you’re walking through a really well-curated museum except there’s this guy next to you who’s talking on the phone and saying really insane things and you just have to deal with that

[mr-deep-downer]

hey don’t do that

[riza-hawks-eye]

(This post was brought to you by a serial cullen-fucker btw)

[seth-lael]

ENCANTO (2021)

[onlinedaddy]

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

[realfriendly]

i cant hear you over how much i hate my town

[babyanimalgifs]

Puppy crashes local news report 

(Source)

[emmaubler]

Watch as a man absolutely abandons his job on live television in order to pet a cute dog he doesn’t know

[only-tiktoks]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unmute

[cipheramnesia]

You only need to know one thing: meow.

[meangirlnurse]

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

[lunarconception-deactivated2021]

literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”

[meangirlnurse]

fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution

[grimimelody-deactivated20260531]

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

[daggers-drawn]

[trans-corvo]

[k-rbie-blog]

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

[anemonequeen-moved]

[offishly]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[steampunktendencies]

An Electric Toaster circa 1920

[wifehaver103947]

these are the flavor of inventions we are missing out on by making cocaine illegal just fyi

[venacoeurva]