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If you're wondering if this is a void ask blog where these borgs know each other, no, it is not. The asks will be directed to them in their respective universes. Consider it universe jumping where everything in one universe is happening at the same time as things in another.

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who would be the most likely to go to a pool party

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Ghostborg when did you realize that captain and krupp were the same person?

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out of the ones who have gotten to go back, which one of you resents your young melvin the most. which one of you misses him the most?

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mafiaborg if you could have a normal job. like a milkman or astronaut or pole dancer or veterinarian etc etc. what would you be

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do any of the Borg's know languages besides English?

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For Villainborg

Are your minions able to use weapons? For example to defend you or themselves?

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assign whichever borgs you’d like their fave flavors of monster energy

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hey fnafborg what if i handcuffed you for your crimes /hj what would you do

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Void borg.. what would you get on a hamburger order

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YOOOOO VILLIANBORGGGGG …. WWYD IF I LOCKED YOU UP IN A CAGE. YOUVE MENACED THE PEOPLE ENOUGH

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YO SUBSTITUTE PRINCIPAL BORG. question. trolley problem (will ask you more and better ethics questions but i’m tired rn lol so we’ll start base)

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For SSborg:

What kind of subjects students are taught in your school?

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voidborg have you ever had a bf or gf before

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okay so doing the detailed style is the reason answers are taking so long, so im gonna switch to a more doodle-y style. Thumbs up.

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🤖 m3lv1nb0rg Follow

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer ~36 times in their lifetime.

🔥 vil-the-fallen Follow

I like how this is called a "fun" fact.

☕ the-muffin-man Follow

It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you. ♡

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

I doth extend mine hand akin to a mob boss, granting thee leave to kiss yon ring. Yet, as thou draw'st nigh, thou shalt discern 'tis none other than a glowing spider ring, won in the arcade's games of chance.

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* pretends to kiss it but i eat the spider very discreetly but you notice anyway because my mouth is glowing from the inside *

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

Thou disrespect me.. Thou hath devoured mine eerie spider ring, purchased at the cost of fifty tickets from the Funtime Arcade and Pizzeria.. Squire, smite him with the sticky hand

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What are the healthiest teas?

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Honesty, Integrity, and Loyalty. - S

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Can you all ever just give a normal answer

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You : * eats 100 ears of corn in 2 hours * I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned!

Me : * eats 101 ears of corn in 10 minutes * Just another day in th'corn fields

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What?

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I dunno. I woke up at 6am, wrote this, then went back t'sleep.

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Romeo, Romeo

Where the fuck is you, Romeo

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FIE upon thee! The original line in Romeo and Juliet doth read, 'Wherefore art thou,' and mayhap, were thou to cease thy presumptuousness, thou wouldst know that 'wherefore' doth NOT, IN ANY FUCKING MANNER, SIGNIFY 'WHERE.' 'WHEREFORE' DOTH SIGNIFY 'WHY.'

SHE DOTH INQUIRE WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. CURSE ALL OF YOU! CURSE ALL OF YOU VIGOROUSLY! I DO HOLD SHAKESPEARE IN THE UTMOST OF SERIOUS REGARD!

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Romeo, Romeo

Why the fuck is you, Romeo

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Gonna go stand in a creek, do you guys need anything?

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#Yeah I need you to find a leaf #and gently set it in the water #and watch it solemnly as it floats away

🍎 sunshine-princie Follow

Finally. A reasonable request.

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

Hell? Empty. All the devils? Here.

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Oh by the damn'd, this jest was not of the ribald "dick? out" variety; 'twas but a quote from Shakespeare. Abstain from vulgarity.

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Hell : Empty

Devils : Here

Dick : Out

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It's what Shakespeare would've wanted

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Can we stop shipping real people. Can we not do that anymore ever.

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Upon my last inquiry, such an act was termed "human trafficking", a deed most foul in the eyes of the law.

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I may have just received word that this text post doth not concern that matter in the slightest.

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@ ruler-of-everything why do you talk like that?

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Dost thou wish for me to converse in the vulgar tongue of modern, simplified speech?

👻 died-2019 Follow

Can you even do that?

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I can, yes.

You think I read how you all talk and I don't know how to replicate it? What kind of fool do you take me for?

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#Ghost why did you modernize him. Why did you do that. #What did you gain from this cursed media. #Shame on you.

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The Strange Case of Dr Sneedly and Mr Cog-Gear

Dr. Sneedly

✦ Based on The Glass Scientists' version of Dr Jekyll

✧ A gentleman in the view of the public

✧ Shows his "normal" scientific experiments to the public

✧ Keeps his "mad" scientific experiments to himself

Mr Cog-Gear

✦ Based on The Glass Scientists' version of Mr Hyde

✧ Absolute goofy bastard

✧ Steals, fights, lies

✧ Has a mechanical arm and scarred face due to a "night out gone wrong" — his right eye is completely blind

The Story — Summarized

✧ People think he looks strangely similar to Dr Sneedly — "But he can't be, Dr Sneedly isn't missing an arm!"

Fun Facts

✦ Sneedly's body regenerates when Cog-Gear relinquishes control. So, Cog-Gear's face scar and missing arm regenerate as Sneedly comes out. (The regeneration process is similar to the way Deadpool regenerates limbs.) This does also mean that when Sneedly transforms into Cog-Gear, the arm essentially rots off and the scar reforms.

✧ Sneedly and Cog-Gear talk in their thoughts often.

✧ Whoever is stuck in *their shared mind" can be seen by the other as a shadow (see above image.) No one else sees this and no one else can feel anything the shadow does.

✦ This is a mix of The Glass Scientists, The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, and obviously The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants — a very interesting combination, I know.

✦ The Sneedly and Cog-Gear separation is more akin to The Glass Scientists rather than TSCODJAMH. They're separate entities rather than Cog-Gear being a mere mask for Sneedly. I feel this fits best.

✧ Jerome Hortwitz still exists, of course, but the setting is in Victorian London rather than modern times.

✧ Sneedly still goes back in time in this AU. However, he didn't go back in time to get his younger self into a good college; he went back in time to keep his younger self from making the concoction that formed Cog-Gear in his mind.

⤷ Cog-Gear tries to convince young Sneedly that his existence isn't bad at all, but fun! Whimsical! (Which is a major lie, Cog commits literal crimes on a regular basis and Sneedly has to cover for his actions.)

✧ When it comes to the season 2 finale (Sneedly & Cog-Gear being erased,) they do still end up being erased. If one goes, so does the other; and since young Sneedly never makes the concoction that forms Cog-Gear due to their timeline intervention, they both get erased.