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GUESS WHAT, DARLINGS.

@zenos-no

Will I keep that or won’t I? I hardly know.

#ffxiv rpers #balmung #mateus #FLY MY PRETTIES

Ever since we met at that (deliciously entertaining, by the way--and for all the wrong reasons, which is even better) ambassadorial banquet at the Imperial Palace years ago, I have been wondering something: Do you have any golf clubs inside the Golf Bag of Death or is it all... y'know, Death.

“Death. Delightfully spinny death. You ought to know that, Scaeva. I am uncertain if you ever heard what happened the first and last time I attempted ‘golf’.”

#hint: it was terrible at least one person died #the-for-real-nero-scaeva

“My Prince, I have brought you a message from Moryera~” She salutes him, “Ahem. ‘I’m making dinner tonight if you want to come over.’ Also, Her Radiance says ‘You little shit, I know you ate my ice cream. You better go out and get more’. “

“I was going to stop by anyw-” At the message from his mother, Zenos froze and slooowly set his feet on the floor, untangling himself from the ridiculous position he’d gotten himself into. “... I... will take care of that right away.”

#DON'T KILL ME MOM #garlean shitposting #castorre

Lips wet with the blood of savages press to the handguard of a wicked blade - a sanguine rose to anoint a trophy of strength. A trophy presented not on bent knee, but with both hands, eye contact, and fervor. "May it pierce the hearts of your enemies, my Prince."

He sneered, refusing to either take the weapon or even look upon the one that presented it. The Viceroy waved dismissively and spat, "Not only do you lack the courage to show your face, you refuse to kneel before me, as if you believe yourself to somehow be my equal. Who do you think you are, blood-drinker? Leave."He slid one of his lesser weapons from his Golf Bag of Death as if presenting a warning.

This is it, this is how I die. *smooches hair*

Zenos froze, and his gaze ever-so-slowly slid toward the anon.

The writer was forced to censor what happened next and is still cleaning the blood from her everything.

#answers #WHOOPS MY SWORD HAND SLIPPED #Anonymous

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Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

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"FUCK YOU"

#about

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Kiss my character anywhere but the lips and see how they react

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Beware of fists

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"My blade hungers!"

#meme

Hey Buddy Your Rotating Golf Club Bag Is Missing

“... You give that back.”

#garlean shitposting #listen here u #questir

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I finished work ridiculously early today, meaning I actually got adequate sleep… so I’ve just been noodling about in Photoshop all day with screenshots.

Anyway, here’s a trashcan.

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“That’s Lord Trashcan to you.”

#about #these are fantastic #most excellent #my face

Was death frightening to you?

“No.”

He was lounging somewhere he probably shouldn’t have been, stretched out like a giant cat. A giant cat that could stab someone to death if he so chose, mind you.

“I died the way I desired. The irritating part was coming back.”

#answers #uuuuuugh #Anonymous

Honestly I think the idea of someone looking at Zenos and seeing passed all that crazy and liking him enough to want kids with him is even more terrifying. And I fear that person more than Zenos himself.

"I am a reasonable man when such is called for - I was raised with great expectations, after all - though the likelihood of picking a match would be far lower than having one selected for me.

Father has controlled every other aspect of my life thus far, why not that?”

#there's someone for everyone as they say #even ME #(you asshole)#answers #Anonymous

dailybunnymemes

Need a nosebump on the go? Carry this pocket bunny!

castorre

@dread-prince-galvus Hey. I heard you wanted this.

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"AH HA. BRILLIANT."

#garlean shitposting

What.

not selling sounds like free husband to me

"Mm, no.”

#asks #Anonymous

yes i wish to purchase a zenos clone please how much will that be and does he come in murderhusband flavour

“I am not in the business of selling myself, copies of myself, or pieces of myself. There are still a few... difficulties to work through, such as their tendency to just die.”

#garlean shitposting #i mean that seems like a pretty major problem #Anonymous

I feel like I enjoy your Zenos far too much to be acceptable. I also feel like Zenos is gaining traction on the list of people Subetei wants to eventually cross blades with. He was at 5, he's gained traction since.

“I should always be #1.”

(( Bwahaha, thank you <3 ))

#garlean shitposting #subetei-noykin

"...The idea of you producing children is frightening." Augustine says bluntly.

“Terrifying indeed. This is why we have clones!”

That’s not any better, Zenos.

#garlean shitposting #Anonymous

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