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{Kyle groaned and moved to cover his face, knowing she was right, despite whatever messed up metaphor they’d somehow stumbled into.} I don’t like you.

I still say she’s going to kill me before I get within twenty feet of her.

dreadedseawitch

Shut up. You love me.

I say that you need to give her more credit than that, considering she hasn't killed you yet. And don't think that she couldn't because out of the three of us, she'd get away with it too.

#kyle

forgotteninlegend

{His eyes go cross-eyed trying to see where she flicked him} The logistics of that are astronomically unbelievable. Gills would die of a heart attack by the time she reached the tenth floor, and the whole point would be moot.

dreadedseawitch

She's a bit tougher than you give her credit for but at the same time, she's only human like the rest of us. And a little effort goes a long way. Whether it's meeting her at the bottom of that building or constructing some kind of net to grab her before that tenth floor.

#kyle

forgotteninlegend

Van…It’s not—she said she’d rather jump off of a twenty story building than be within five-feet of me. What’m I supposed to do with that?

And don’t even bring up your earlier plan. We both know it’s stupid and my Froggy Revolution was lightyears ahead of that plan. And a hundred times more successful.

dreadedseawitch

Be at the bottom of that building with a trampoline. [ she flicked his forehead ] Duh.

#kyle #works for me

forgotteninlegend

And which school is no longer committing genocide on innocent frogs and cutting them up for the sake of ‘science’?

I rest my case.

dreadedseawitch

My point is some things are worth fighting for while others are just wasting time lying in bed and hoping that someone caves before your stomach wins it all.

#kyle

forgotteninlegend

Until Nebraska becomes our nation’s capitol.

dreadedseawitch

Like I haven't heard that one before out of you. Remember third grade when you tried to set the frogs free? You couldn't get them out of the classroom so instead you locked the door and wouldn't come out until they signed a contract to never cut up another frog until 2035.