[localstarboy]

Cardi B in the new Alexa commercial has me WEAAAAKKK 😂

[jehovahhthickness]

I fucking died

[the-flightoficarus-deactivated2]

I’m fucking crying with laughter

[ultrastamp-moving-deactivated20]

two women: lived together in a cottage for their whole adult lives, never married men, stayed like this until they died

historians:

[micdotcom]

Don’t scroll past this. Kylie Armstrong was diagnosed with breast cancer and these small dimples were the only signs. She posted the image on Facebook so everyone knows that “that breast cancer is not always a detectable lump.” Here’s how Kylie is doing today.

(If you’re not sure how to do a self breast exam, instructions can be found at BreastCancer.org.)

[rosezeee-deactivated20190929]

This could save a life!

[miles-b-morales-deactivated2026]

Why a lot of Millennials don’t like Baby Boomers.

[hplyrikz]

I can relate to this

[cwote]

It’s not stupid. I promise. It’s not stupid to turn into your 5 year old self and get happy beyond measure for the little things. It’s not stupid to be proud of yourself for completing a load of laundry and washing the dishes. You aren’t lame for patting yourself on the back when you chose a salad over a burger. You’re taking care of yourself and each victory - no matter how small - is worth celebrating. 

[cwote]

You’re better off being alone than being with someone who makes you feel alone.

[thatindecisivegirl-deac]

Proof that dogs are better than girls 😭❤️

[jesuschristhatsaprettyface]

If you hesitate between me and another person, don’t choose me.

(via jesuschristhatsaprettyface)

12

(via everythingg-isblue)

[princessrhcenyra]

[dreamingofadifferentworld]

Same

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[vicholas]

Who killed Hannibal?

[superflystickman]

Eric Andre is so surreal. It’s like they’re always in an SNL skit that’s gone too far

[sheikhzahir-deactivated20160528]

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The world @ America.

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

[polyglotfrog]

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

[i-effed-it-all-up-deactivated20]

WHOA look at the moon

me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is in (via purple-space-freak)

[aestheticllyqueer]

That feeling you get when you kiss a girl and she keeps her eyes closed for just a few seconds after you pull away… reblog if you agree

[theinturnetexplorer]

Actual Reasons Why People Were Dumped

[sonoanthony]

This is so funny some of these are just lmao

[caramelanin]

Wooooow and I thought I’ve heard petty before

[dabeatnik]

Plot Twist

they weren’t feeling any of these people so they started doing this stuff on purpose

[2460-pun]

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty