not chill

ashkey sand on my toe

[osanzo]

[slimewytch]

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

[billclinternet]

[refinery29]

[tepitome]

Obama drops the dad joke of 2015.

[world-aesthetics]

[thother]

she really outdid herself

[tastefullyoffensive]

Anti-plaque potion. (via DrakoTsunami)

[paulwelsey]

Omg

[antoniporowski]

FUCK 

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

Women aren’t allowed to have knees

[camalilium]

betty spaghetti lookin ass

[jncoes]

*checks my email at the club*

[joshmuratori]

[brazilshit]

[millenniumitem]

this has opend my eyes

[uptional]

[wasthatnotsideblog]

just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time

it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness

thanks

[candyflossywossy]

TAKE NOTE.

[im-quite-the-screamer]

HEY LOOK

[wanderlusteurope]

[cuteautumn]

ALL YEAR ROUND AUTUMN/HALLOWEEN BLOG! 

http://cuteautumn.tumblr.com

[passthatdutchbymissyelliott-dea]

my biggest insecurity is that i cant cartwheel. what do i do when im full with glee? just fuckin stand there, it haunts me everyday

[erarg]

i had a dream where i don’t remember anything except I had this umbrella 

[jonbutter]

Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong