i saw meta knight pegging santa claus
ummm. we didn't- I mean that didn't happen. It was just a dream I'm sure... Santa Claus isn't real after all... haha

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@dreamlandking
i saw meta knight pegging santa claus
ummm. we didn't- I mean that didn't happen. It was just a dream I'm sure... Santa Claus isn't real after all... haha
what's your favorite thing about your sworn partner
his cute little fangs. and paws. its basically cutes and awesome
If you push on his paws does he have claws
yeah. and I think he forgets he has them sometimes.
what's your favorite thing about your sworn partner
his cute little fangs. and paws. its basically cutes and awesome
big gay dance
just really fast he needs it
get married to meta knight real quick
Nice try Magolor I'm not falling for your insurance scams again.
i wonder if dedede has tumblr actually. do you think someone can convince him to make a blog
He does @dreamlandking
favorite word?
updog
What is updog?
not much man whats up with you
freezing cold knights that NEED warmth outside YOUR CASTLE
do they want to sit under my brood pouch or something. like some kind of weird baby.
i am kissing bualls and shit cause i am king dedede
i am petting bualls and shit cause i am king dedede
too many syllables im afraid :(
WAIT. i am holding bualls and shit cause i am king dedede
do you love $15 amtrak rides
What the fuck. Who pays $15 to ride the train. Just get on the train. And if anyone says anything hit themwith a giant hammer
My King, do not get on that train
Horrors live within its metal walls
did you not hear the part about the giant hammer
I did
Please, never get on the train
I'm a big boy. I'll be fine
do you love $15 amtrak rides
What the fuck. Who pays $15 to ride the train. Just get on the train. And if anyone says anything hit themwith a giant hammer
My King, do not get on that train
Horrors live within its metal walls
did you not hear the part about the giant hammer
favorite word?
updog
do you love $15 amtrak rides
What the fuck. Who pays $15 to ride the train. Just get on the train. And if anyone says anything hit themwith a giant hammer
$1 crumb vs $1000 crumb
eyeliner
not my name
turns your meta knight into floam slime