big gay dance

he/him Real King of Dream Land

[dreamlandking]

i saw meta knight pegging santa claus

ummm. we didn't- I mean that didn't happen. It was just a dream I'm sure... Santa Claus isn't real after all... haha

[dreamlandking]

what's your favorite thing about your sworn partner

his cute little fangs. and paws. its basically cutes and awesome

[lunarmoon-valley0]

If you push on his paws does he have claws

[dreamlandking]

yeah. and I think he forgets he has them sometimes.

[dreamlandking]

what's your favorite thing about your sworn partner

his cute little fangs. and paws. its basically cutes and awesome

[dreamlandking]

big gay dance

[dreamlandking]

just really fast he needs it

[dreamlandking]

get married to meta knight real quick

Nice try Magolor I'm not falling for your insurance scams again.

[the-masked-knight]

i wonder if dedede has tumblr actually. do you think someone can convince him to make a blog

He does @dreamlandking

[dreamlandking]

Hi

[dreamlandking]

favorite word?

updog

[the-masked-knight]

What is updog?

[dreamlandking]

not much man whats up with you

[dreamlandking]

freezing cold knights that NEED warmth outside YOUR CASTLE

do they want to sit under my brood pouch or something. like some kind of weird baby.

[t4timekeeper]

i am kissing bualls and shit cause i am king dedede

[t4timekeeper]

i am petting bualls and shit cause i am king dedede

[t4timekeeper]

too many syllables im afraid :(

[t4timekeeper]

WAIT. i am holding bualls and shit cause i am king dedede

[dreamlandking]

do you love $15 amtrak rides

What the fuck. Who pays $15 to ride the train. Just get on the train. And if anyone says anything hit themwith a giant hammer

[the-masked-knight]

My King, do not get on that train

Horrors live within its metal walls

[dreamlandking]

did you not hear the part about the giant hammer

[the-masked-knight]

I did

Please, never get on the train

[dreamlandking]

I'm a big boy. I'll be fine

[dreamlandking]

do you love $15 amtrak rides

What the fuck. Who pays $15 to ride the train. Just get on the train. And if anyone says anything hit themwith a giant hammer

[the-masked-knight]

My King, do not get on that train

Horrors live within its metal walls

[dreamlandking]

did you not hear the part about the giant hammer

[dreamlandking]

favorite word?

updog

[dreamlandking]

do you love $15 amtrak rides

What the fuck. Who pays $15 to ride the train. Just get on the train. And if anyone says anything hit themwith a giant hammer

[dreamlandking]

$1 crumb vs $1000 crumb

[dreamlandking]

eyeliner

not my name

[das-a-kirby-blog]

turns your meta knight into floam slime