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17🍳she/her🍳fanfic blog: dreggmanluver

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some of you may've heard about that fancy "bionic reading" typefont thats supposed to be easier for neurodivergent people to read (if you're unfamiliar, it bolds the first few letters of each word to make it easier to follow)

well guess what, its locked behind a $500 a month API to write in because fuck you!

introducing, Not Bionic Reading! it is literally just the bionic reading typefont but for free. god bless neocities

Tech bros are on another world just make a framework like the rest of us.

anyone who can, pls reblog!

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happy autism

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SHORTS KID!!!

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1 note on this post and I do the FNAF Ice Cream monologue for an audition

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:)

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1 note on this post and I do the FNAF Ice Cream monologue for an audition

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I'm in fall year 1 of my Joja route, here's what I've named my animals:

Chickens:

Penny (brown)

Nickel (white)

Dime (white)

Quarter (white)

Cows:

Cash

Moola

Dog:

Adog Smith (play on Adam Smith, the father of capitalism)

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Waiting for [RESEARCH] to come back is the worst bc I have plenty of time but I want results n o w

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If you see any suspicious activity on this account no you didn't, I'm doing very important research stuff

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Security breach is an 80 gb game and yet it doesn't capture the true horror of a children's entertainment establishment: the Stickiness

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Bruno would have been an excellent candidate for a Tumblr sexyman™.

⚠️(mild-moderate spoilers for Encanto)⚠️

Sad angsty backstory

Cool powers

Eyebags

Misunderstood™

Lives in the walls (that's sexy, right?)

Mildly crazy (see previous)

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Call me Bruno Madrigal because I have the gift of prophecy

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Scar should decorate his pine trees for Christmas!

Behold, a comically bad mock-up:

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Oh.

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Doppio having to buy all of Diavolo's things:

"Hello hi yes I'd like one of your finest fishnet shirts please"

"Hello drug supplier I am here to order many drugs for my Italian mafia"

"Hey La Squadra could you kill that guy for me? Great thanks"

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My fav Moon Big™ theory

The moon's gravity eventually overtakes the Earth's, and then all the hermits live on the moon (which would probably be a new 1.18 world) The levitation effect happening to everyone really seems to be leading up to something like that.

Also, I wanna see all the cool moon bases everyone builds.

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Guys I think I figured out how tall Luisa is.

The Mirabel actress at Disney parks has to be between 5'2" and 5'5", so using an average of 5'3.5", we can use Mirabel as a ruler.

In these pictures it seems that Mirabel is at or just below shoulder level.

Plugging that into a height comparison tool, it can be concluded that Luisa is about 6'6

In conclusion, big strong lady is big, I love women, and I need to go to bed

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Gender IS real, and it's stored in the Dr. Eggman jacket <3

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Scar should decorate his pine trees for Christmas!

Behold, a comically bad mock-up: