Dressed to Kill

A custom clothes, costume and accessory shop for all walks of life, occupations and occasions. Affiliated with Citta Alveare

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Application (Hesitantly) Accepted: Noriaki Kakyoin

Name: Noriaki Kakyoin.

Sector: 001, District Alpha.

Position of choice: Greeter.

Why should I hire you?: I maintain patient in the face of overzealous customers, remain polite under all pressure, and maintain a good ‘customer service’ smile. I currently work at front of house for Spider Bites Bakery, cashier for Selcouth Sundries, and I’m a barista for two different establishments, all relatively social jobs that require a good attitude for dealing with customers. I’m also a fast worker, diligent, and a fast learner.

@hiiercphant

“You’re already working four jobs. Are you certain this is the right course of action for you?”

.....

“...No, I see it in your eyes--you’re serious about this. Well, hopefully I’ll be able to work something out for you.”

Keeping him as a greeter shouldn’t put too much strain on him... right? So with the application electronically stamped and filed, the tailor offered a hand to the newcomer.

“Welcome to the Dressed to Kill team. I expect nothing but your best work at all times. If you’re available at the moment, I would be happy to train you.”

[tailoredtokill-archived]

Culturally, Iori was supposed to wait until March to give any gifts. And while that was still his ultimate intention, his coworkers were from all sorts of backgrounds! So in the spirit of Valentine’s, each of Dressed to Kill’s employees found something a little sweet in their mailboxes: A small, red and pink box filled with a few chocolate cookies (except for Marceline, who got some red velvet ones instead!)

On the box was a little note, written as follows:

[ Enjoy. - SI ]

…Ever the sentimental fool, eh Iori?

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Application Accepted: Joseph Joestar

Name: Joseph Joestar

Sector: Er, District Gamma

Position of choice: Clerk, but I’m also very good with money, so if you’re hiring Book-keepers or Financial Assistants, I’d be happy to work with that also!

Why should I hire you?: I’m confident, don’t crack easily under pressure, always find a way to make people laugh, while still grinding away as hard as I can at a job! I’ll work over time, weekends, and double-shifts. This old man can handle a lot!

@ohmygooooooood

“Excellent. Admittedly, you would be freeing up a considerable amount of my time if you handled a few of the more mundane aspects of running a business. You’re capable of using a computer, I assume?”

And even if he wasn’t, there were still people who preferred to give their orders on paper or through the mail--people from all eras were trapped in the city, after all.

With his application approved, the tailor gave him a brief nod of the head.

“Welcome to the Dressed to Kill team, Mr. Joestar. I expect nothing but your best at all times. Your training is going to be rigorous, by the way.”

“I’m a perfectionist.”

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🌟Application: Accepted🌟

Name: Princess Ida

Sector: 002

Position of choice: consultant or designer (maybe even both!)

Why should I hire you?: I have experience designing clothes not only for human-looking beings but also those of the avian kind. Looking good is, after all, part of the Princess position and I have taken it very seriously. I also have a lot of experience with color theory, prefer going with white because it contrasts with the bright colors of the valley of men but that’s just me. I’m always willing to help and add statement pieces to any good outfit.

@monvment

“Having a diverse fashion background is an excellent starting ground in this city, and originally what this establishment was founded on. If your passion matches your talent, you’ll be a wonderful addition here.”

The application was digitally filed, and Iori turned to her with a polite bow.

“Welcome to the Dressed to Kill team, Princess Ida. I expect nothing but your best at all times. I’m sure you’ll find it easy to partner up with any of the tailors here.”

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Application Accepted: Steve Scriggins

Name: Steve Scriggins

Sector: 003

Position of choice: Clerk

Why should I hire you?: I’m a good guy with people, but I’m learning how to be friendlier, I’m good with money and don’t crack under stress. I need money to live on my own, and I figure a normal clerk job is a great idea. If you need someone to vouch for me, ask Willow.

@scrigginisms

“Hm.”

Well, he certainly seemed confidant and relaxed. That was always a good trait.

“Well, if you’re willing to work hard, I see no issue with it. I suppose if anything terrible happens, I’ll just have to blame Willow.”

He... probably tried to make that a joke, but it didn’t come off as one.

“...Ahem. Right.”

Steve’s resume was electronically stored with a few clicks.

“Welcome to the Dressed to Kill team, Scriggins. I expect nothing but your best work.”

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"Uhhh okay. So doesn't matter how I feel about this thing, I do need something to wear for the ball and it's reeeeally hard to find formal clothes that don't fit me like a potato sack. Not really used to going to formal things, 'least not in uniform, so... I don't really want a full fancy suit or anything, just something dressy that I can move in if things go south. I like blue and white or blue and gold... I really, really need to look good for this, *please*."

“I can certainly handle that, not to worry. Though... you know you don’t have to go, correct? It’s a matter of personal choice. I’ll tailor something to wear for you, and you don’t wear it, you can simply return it for a refund. Come back on Saturday.”

...

Like the other outfits at the front of the store, Hunter’s was certainly one of them, on a dress form with his name pinned to it. The note attached reads:

“I hope this will suffice. Best of luck. -IS”

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Hey, so I was invited to a formal event a day before it starts and I need to pull a Cinderella here and find a tuxedo that fits me within a day. Mind helping a cat out? Granted, I don't have much money on me at the moment so I'd understand if you declined, however I can offer myself up and help around this place if it helps pay for the suit.

Well... He was almost done with everything. And a bit of a tired look met the detective, as if the tailor hadn’t gotten much in the way of sleep.

“I’ll take your offer for help, or call in a favor some time in the future, if that’s alright with you. Just a tuxedo?”

At least those were easy!

“I can do that. I have some out that might fit you already--try those racks over there. Anything that doesn’t fit, I can alter. You’ll also need appropriate footwear, and something like a bowtie, necktie... You know.”

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"I need help immediately with an outfit for the Winter Ball. Find me some things to wear that would look good with this jacket-- but nothing black, please. I'm putting my faith in you!" shewhoworshipscarlin(.)tumblr(.)com/post/167527446015/mans-jacket-1960s

“Of course. Let me see... the...”

...This is one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen.

“...You’re serious? I, erm... Well, alright. I’ll see what I can do. Come back on Saturday.”

And sure enough, in the front of the store, was a dress form with Sunny’s outfit. His name was pinned to the form, but there’s no note attached to it.(Frankly, Iori didn’t want his name anywhere near that thing...)

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"Hello, have heard here is a good place to get clothes for the winter ball. I would like something that is easy to move in for security work but also is a dress. Prefer blues or pinks for the color, but I am fine with anything else in between. Style does not matter so long as I can move freely. Thank you."

“Security work... So you need something that allows movement and won’t restrict your arms or legs. I’ll need to think about shoes--you probably don’t want heels... I think I have something in mind. Come back on Saturday, and I’ll show you.”

And true to his word, an ensemble was left for Zarya near the front of the store, with her name pinned to the dress form it was all assembled around.

The note attached reads:

“The fabric for the dress is fire-resistant. I went with flat shoes for ease of movement, and added a cape for a regal-officer look. I also found these, which I thought you may like.Enjoy.- IS”

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"I uh. Have come to the conclusion that human formal ware is scary as heck. I have odd proportions, but I'd like to order a suit for the Winter Ball. I'd like it to be a little bit elegant, and in shades of dark blue. Um, also, if possible, I would like to have some sort of helmet or head covering? It's a bit rude for my species to go around without any headgear on at formal events, after all. Many thanks in advance, and if you need me to come in for sizing, I will!"

“Hm... Measurements will have to be taken, without a doubt. But before that happens, let me give you an idea about what you may like. Give me a few moments.”

And after foraging around, noting both the request and the other’s current armor, he returned with a few items for display.

“How are these? If you like them, I can size them to you.”

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"The time at which this is submitted may be a problem, but I would like to order a suit for the Winter Ball. I do not care much on the style, so long as the colours used include a sea green and gold, and there is decent arm mobility. I do need the latter to perform my musical set." A pause. "...Er, I thank you in advance for your services. That is something to say, yes?"

“Hm... Uncommon, but not terribly difficult. Let me see what I have. Mobility won’t be a problem--this fabric is very forgiving.”

After a bit of rummaging in the back, Iori emerged again, taking out a few pieces for display.

“I think this assembly might appeal to you. I’ve also found this tie, if you’d prefer that. If this suffices, we can discuss payment.”

[dressedtokill-cittastore]

"Ah... I was hoping to place an order for the Winter Ball that's coming up. I'm not sure whether a dress or ball gown is more appropriate for the event, but I would like it in some shade of purple. N-nothing too crazy, but I AM trying to impress someone." *cough cough* "... And this part may be kind of dumb, but if you can also maybe throw in an eye patch that might look better with it. I-it doesn't have to be anything too fancy or eleborate, but as long as it's not black like this one."

“A dress for Zallibexa Liakos, hm? Here I thought I’d never see the day where you wouldn’t wear something other than jeans, a t-shirt and plaid.”

With his fill of teasing done, Iori nodded his head.

“Don’t worry, I have something for you.”

And a few days later, true to his word, he set up the outfit and all the matching pieces to go with it.

“It’s not quite typical, but then again, neither are you. I hope this suffices... Ah, don’t worry about paying for it. Think of it as a ‘thank you’ for working so hard.”

[dressedtokill-cittastore]

A check is slipped onto the counter. "Could you please deliver assorted underwear, socks, winter coats and mittens to the new Can Town, uu? This should cover quite a few boxes, Maria thinks!!"

“That shouldn’t be a problem at all. I’ll put a few people on this so it gets done in a timely manner. I’ll mention the contribution was from you.”

[dressedtokill-cittastore]

“Oh, hey! I’d like to request a formal outfit for the Winter Ball, if you’re still accepting requests! I know that the ad said dresses and suits, but… I’m actually interested in a kimono. What? The invitation didn’t specify Western fancy style!”

“A-Anyway, I have sketched a design I had in mind a while ago. (http://wonderfulworldofmoi.tumblr.com/post/167773555519/last-week-i-had-a-dream-that-i-bought-an-ace) Simple yet elegant, no? But there’s a thing. I designed that with fall in mind. Winter kimonos should have some padding added (http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01745/kimono_1745623a.jpg).”

“Soooo, if you could do this for me, I’d be very grateful!”

@mediumofthestars

“Let’s see… I can certainly make this with thermal fabric to keep you warm, but the fluff is cute. Hm…! I’ll ask Vlad and Haruna about this… Come back in two days, Miss Fey.”

The fluff wasn’t the complicated part–it was trying to decorate the silk like Maya wanted… Someone with an eye for colors was better suited for that than Iori. And after working with the other two–with them designing and working with dyes and Iori attaching it to the thermal fabric. Sew on the warm, fluffy shawl and attachments… And there! It was certainly a two-day endeavor, but worth it!

“There! That was certainly a challenge for our team–thank you for the opportunity. I hope that suffices.”

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Need Something to Wear?

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[There seems to be a flier taped onto the wall!]

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Hello, Hive City! Excited for the upcoming Winter Ball? We sure are!

If your find yourself without something to wear for the occasion, Dressed to Kill and Eccentrum are teaming up to offer a sale on custom arrangements for the upcoming social up until the last day of the ball.

Have something in mind for what you want? Please send us a request in our inbox! One of our employees will be happy to consult with you. The more specific you are with your dress/suit orders, the better we can serve you! Some things you might wish to include in your order are criteria like…

Would you like a dress, a suit, or something in between?

What color[s]?

What style? (Sexy? Edgy? Classic? Themed?)

Here are some examples of dress orders from a previous year, to give you an idea: 1 2 3 4 

Questions about outfit requests? Inquire in the shop!

- Dressed to Kill + Eccentrum Teams

Now Hiring!

Positions | Application | Employees | Manager

[dressedtokill-cittastore]

Need Something to Wear?

[There seems to be a flier taped onto the wall!]

~*~

Hello, Hive City! Excited for the upcoming Winter Ball? We sure are!

If your find yourself without something to wear for the occasion, Dressed to Kill and Eccentrum are teaming up to offer a sale on custom arrangements for the upcoming social up until the last day of the ball.

Have something in mind for what you want? Please send us a request in our inbox! One of our employees will be happy to consult with you. The more specific you are with your dress/suit orders, the better we can serve you! Some things you might wish to include in your order are criteria like...

Would you like a dress, a suit, or something in between?

What color[s]?

What style? (Sexy? Edgy? Classic? Themed?)

Here are some examples of dress orders from a previous year, to give you an idea: 1 2 3 4 

Questions about outfit requests? Inquire in the shop!

- Dressed to Kill + Eccentrum Teams

Now Hiring!

Positions | Application | Employees | Manager

[dressedtokill-cittastore]

[You place a big bundle of cash on the counter with a fiery look in your eyes.] i need dresses. A WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING LOT OF THEM. like five or six. CUTE AND POOFY AS SHIT. my size and height. PREFER PURPLE ONES BUT ANY OTHER WILL DO JUST AS MOTHERFUCKING FINE.

“Hm...”

Placing a finger on his chin in thought, Dio considered the request. This guy was speaking his language with all the ‘motherfucking’s added in, and while customer service wasn’t exactly his forte, Dio was confident he could aid this particular one.

“Are we talking poofy like this? Or this? Or just every fucking style of purple dress we can think of?”