Just thinking that there is absolutely no way that Neil didn't make a single noise during the rooftop scene imagine you're some innocent student walking back from the library and you hear someone getting their first ever sexual experience and it sounds like its coming from above you? You would just speed up and pretend you didn't hear anything, especially if you had spotted angry little Andrew smoking on the roof a few times and knew that was his hang out spot.
People need to stop drawing Andrew Minyard skinny the boy eats ice cream by the pint and the only vegetable he eats is his lettuce subway sandwich!!! People can be fat and athletic and muscular so everyone draw some fat Andrew challenge 😌✌
Hi everyone a quick update! Yesterday I had a hospital appointment and have no officially started testosterone! Unfortunately, getting to and from the appointment absolutely decimated my savings and i only have £5 in my actual account, plus I'm in a fair amount of debt! And to some unfortunate circumstances for the sake of my mental health and sanity I need to find a new place to live! If anyone can spare a little money I would be very grateful 🙏 💕💕
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I'm sorry but WHERE are all the large andrew minyards... The fat Andrews, the big Andrews, the buff Andrews,,, all I see is skinny bitches everywhere and I have had enough tbh, a severe lack of fat Andrews, it's a travesty and a disappointment
Hello everyone yes I am still alive. I've been really struggling with depression in regards to waiting for something to happen with my transitioning and haven't really had the energy to be on here. But!! I was feeling kinda okay yesterday and was wearing my minyard shirt so
she suggests it to andrew when he’s in his last year at psu, when he’s thinking about his future and going pro and being an Actual Functional Adult
she’s concerned–they’re both concerned–that living alone will have a poor effect on his mental health
so she suggests that andrew get a roommate, but not a human roommate
“cats have been proven to be excellent for mental health” she says. “cats’ purrs release oxytocin, which is a bonding hormone and will make you less stressed, and having to take care of a pet will remind you to take care of yourself”
andrew is skeptical
the session ends with bee gently saying “a cat is a being that trusts and loves you completely, and that’s very important”
so andrew keeps this in the back of his mind, and he graduates and he gets an apartment and he gets a spot on a pro exy team
and he gets a cat
he and neil go to the shelter together, because it’s going to be neil’s cat too, eventually, and he should have a say
and there are a lot of cats
like
a lot
and they’re both overwhelmed, because neither of them have ever owned a pet before and they have no idea what to do, but luckily there’s a very nice guy who works at the shelter who walks them through the basics of owning a cat
and they go to pick a cat, and andrew sits on the floor of the room with all these cats in it, and this tiny black kitten who weighs maybe three pounds just–zooms over to him and sits on his lap and refuses to get up
so that’s the one they get
it’s actually kevin’s idea to name her king, and it just kind of sticks
she never gets any bigger than that, and never any less sweet. she’s always in the same room as andrew, who she basically imprinted on, and when he’s not there, she cries loudly
she doesn’t meow much, but she squeaks and does cute little mrps
and she’s very affectionate
the first time she bumped her head against andrew’s leg when he wasn’t paying attention, he flipped
he managed to not kick her on reflex, but it was close, and she just looked so scared
and some part of him felt bad because this tiny little thing loves him with her whole being there’s no way she could possibly have known that would startle him; she’s a cat
so he leaned down and put his hand out and gave her a tentative scratch on the head, saying very quietly, “sorry i scared you”
he was immediately forgiven
king is andrew and neil’s cat in name only; she tolerates neil only because she knows he’s important to andrew
king and andrew have a bond
she does her little mrps at him and he’ll talk to her absently about whatever he’s doing, and she’ll push her head against whatever part of his body is closest and it doesn’t scare him anymore
one time she bonked his face with her head, much to neil’s delight
eventually neil starts complaining that he barely has a cat, and they should get another one to balance things about
by now andrew is completely and totally invested in the idea of being a cat dad, so he agrees
they go back to the shelter, and neil immediately sets his heart on an extremely fat, fluffy ragdoll with blue eyes to rival his own
so they adopt her, and they let kevin name her again, so now they have king and sir
who are very different cats, but love each other immensely (even though sir steals all of king’s treats)
they cuddle ALL THE TIME
all four of them will cuddle in the same bed
they’re the only four who know
if king is andrew’s cat, sir is neil’s cat
she’s not as clingy as king, but she and neil have an understanding
whenever neil gets back home, she and andrew race to greet him at the front door (sir usually wins)
sir has a habit of stretching out her big fluffy self on any available surface, and she lets neil kiss her big paws and bury his face in her tummy if he’s having a rough day
he also enjoys the fact that it makes andrew jealous, and enjoys even more the fact that andrew gets upset he’s jealous of a cat
andrew is the designated treat-giver, because both the cats know he’ll give them extras if they twinkle their whiskers at him
neil is the designated lap, because he’s less likely to startle if there’s suddenly a pressure somewhere on his body
(one time, in the middle of the night, sir sat down on his chest and he stopped being able to breathe)
(“you can’t keep giving them treats every day,” he tells andrew the next day)
(“it’s not my fault the girls have a voracious appetite” andrew says)
the cats are either “the girls” or “the kids,” and according to neil, he and andrew are “the dads”
neil, trying to coax sir out of a corner after the doorbell scared her: come on, come back to your dads!
andrew, sipping his coffee: remind me why i decided to raise my children with you
dededos
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